Current Events > I'm in the bathroom at Walmart and the guy next to me won't leave

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DocileOrangeCup 10/23/19 6:04:43 PM #1:	Whoever leaves first is the lesser man what do I do --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://imgur.com/sKAQfDJ <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:929151055] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Whoever leaves first is the lesser man what do I do</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GoodOlJr 10/23/19 6:05:23 PM #2:	Just leave Youre being too neurotic --- http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3475/3291766630_b434e97925.jpg 3DS: 1005-8921-6109 <cite>GoodOlJr posted [p:929151080] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Just leave Youre being too neurotic </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 10/23/19 6:05:42 PM #3:	Honestly? Just knock on the side and say "bro I just ruined my $200 jeans" and he'll say "OH SHIT HE HAS $200 JEANS I'M OUTTA THIS RICH MAN TOILET" --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:929151091] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Honestly? Just knock on the side and say "bro I just ruined my $200 jeans" and he'll say "OH SHIT HE HAS $200 JEANS I'M OUTTA THIS RICH MAN TOILET"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cartwheel_Kick 10/23/19 6:09:35 PM #5:	RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... Honestly? Just knock on the side and say "bro I just ruined my $200 jeans" and he'll say "OH SHIT HE HAS $200 JEANS I'M OUTTA THIS RICH MAN TOILET" LMFAO <cite>Cartwheel_Kick posted [p:929151228] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>Honestly? Just knock on the side and say "bro I just ruined my $200 jeans" and he'll say "OH SHIT HE HAS $200 JEANS I'M OUTTA THIS RICH MAN TOILET"</quote> LMFAO</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 10/23/19 6:10:27 PM #6:	Drill a hole in the stall door and stick your weiner in --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:929151251] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Drill a hole in the stall door and stick your weiner in</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
I Like Toast 10/23/19 6:10:54 PM #7:	Turn text to speech on and find your favorite cap bucky falcon fan fiction --- If you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all <cite>I Like Toast posted [p:929151263] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Turn text to speech on and find your favorite cap bucky falcon fan fiction </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 10/23/19 6:12:17 PM #8:	GoodOlJr posted... Just leave Youre being too neurotic No this is real RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... Honestly? Just knock on the side and say "bro I just ruined my $200 jeans" and he'll say "OH SHIT HE HAS $200 JEANS I'M OUTTA THIS RICH MAN TOILET" What if he has 300 dollar jeans ProfessorKukui posted... Screech like a pterodactyl to establish dominance & mask the splash as you pay tribute to Poseidon & so he may bless you with his moist kiss. This is the best idea so far --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://imgur.com/sKAQfDJ <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:929151310] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>GoodOlJr posted...</cite> <quote>Just leave Youre being too neurotic </quote> No this is real RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>Honestly? Just knock on the side and say "bro I just ruined my $200 jeans" and he'll say "OH SHIT HE HAS $200 JEANS I'M OUTTA THIS RICH MAN TOILET"</quote> What if he has 300 dollar jeans ProfessorKukui posted...</cite> <quote>Screech like a pterodactyl to establish dominance & mask the splash as you pay tribute to Poseidon & so he may bless you with his moist kiss. </quote> This is the best idea so far</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FabIemaster 10/23/19 6:14:42 PM #9:	Gently rub his leg, tenderly kiss your fingertips and pat him on the foot. --- The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact. <cite>FabIemaster posted [p:929151371] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Gently rub his leg, tenderly kiss your fingertips and pat him on the foot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 10/23/19 6:20:03 PM #10:	Thats why I poop in urinals --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:929151594] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Thats why I poop in urinals</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 10/23/19 6:20:54 PM #11:	Ha ye considered opening yer stall door and opening his then asking if he can help ye wipe yer cornhole --- https://i.imgtc.ws/ZSMkmi1.jpg <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:929151632] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Ha ye considered opening yer stall door and opening his then asking if he can help ye wipe yer cornhole</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ivynn 10/23/19 6:21:27 PM #12:	Start making pleasure noises --- https://imgur.com/vDci4hD <cite>Ivynn posted [p:929151651] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Start making pleasure noises</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hanky_Bannister 10/23/19 6:30:45 PM #13:	I cant even imagine the whores inside of a Walmart bathroom bathroom --- "3rd Best Whiskey in Northern Burma" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvjOu4EzjYg <cite>Hanky_Bannister posted [p:929152030] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>I cant even imagine the whores inside of a Walmart bathroom bathroom</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Touch 10/23/19 6:34:00 PM #14:	Shout this as loud as you can "GOD DAMN IT CAPTAIN. IVE BEEN HIT! IM GOING DOWN! TELL MY WIFE I-" and then force the loudest fart shit you can out. Bonus points for length and/or multiple consecutive exertions --- https://i.imgtc.ws/6bQHG9L.gif <cite>Touch posted [p:929152166] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Shout this as loud as you can "GOD DAMN IT CAPTAIN. IVE BEEN HIT! IM GOING DOWN! TELL MY WIFE I-" and then force the loudest fart shit you can out. Bonus points for length and/or multiple consecutive exertions</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 10/23/19 6:42:52 PM #16:	Cartwheel_Kick posted... RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... Honestly? Just knock on the side and say "bro I just ruined my $200 jeans" and he'll say "OH SHIT HE HAS $200 JEANS I'M OUTTA THIS RICH MAN TOILET" LMFAO --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:929152472] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Cartwheel_Kick posted...</cite> <quote>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...</cite> <quote>Honestly? Just knock on the side and say "bro I just ruined my $200 jeans" and he'll say "OH SHIT HE HAS $200 JEANS I'M OUTTA THIS RICH MAN TOILET"</quote> LMFAO</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ryven 10/23/19 6:44:31 PM #17:	Drill a hole in the wall and say, who wants to go first? --- 'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.' 'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.' <cite>Ryven posted [p:929152517] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Drill a hole in the wall and say, who wants to go first?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nevershine 10/23/19 6:47:48 PM #18:	Just start screaming OH GOD! IT WONT STOP COMING OUT!!!!! --- "There are no men like me. There's only me."-Jaime Lannister <cite>nevershine posted [p:929152622] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Just start screaming OH GOD! IT WONT STOP COMING OUT!!!!! </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The Top Crusader 10/23/19 6:47:50 PM #19:	Start yelling, "Mom!! MOMMMMYYY!!! I NEED A WIPE!!!" --- https://imgur.com/09qFfLV <cite>The Top Crusader posted [p:929152625] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Start yelling, "Mom!! MOMMMMYYY!!! I NEED A WIPE!!!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
trappedunderice 10/23/19 6:53:22 PM #20:	Ask for some tp because you have none and then smear poop on his hand, he'll leave then. --- https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CQ4GbcuBvUQ <cite>trappedunderice posted [p:929152830] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Ask for some tp because you have none and then smear poop on his hand, he'll leave then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MrMallard 10/23/19 8:01:46 PM #21:	He wants to DocileOrangeC-U-P --- And I am done with my graceless heart, so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart Now Playing: Yakuza 5, Final Fantasy X-2, Minecraft <cite>MrMallard posted [p:929155319] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>He wants to DocileOrangeC-U-P</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aki_sora 10/23/19 9:21:17 PM #22:	Lol --- this is GameFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! <cite>aki_sora posted [p:929158428] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Frostmourne 10/23/19 9:24:17 PM #23:	Ask him are you playing Pokemon go? --- Frostmourne hungers. <cite>Frostmourne posted [p:929158535] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Ask him are you playing Pokemon go? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
inloveanddeath0 10/23/19 9:28:20 PM #24:	Stick it under the stall --- http://www.last.fm/user/PolarPolaroids <cite>inloveanddeath0 posted [p:929158690] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Stick it under the stall</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/24/19 3:48:29 AM #25:	The Top Crusader posted... Start yelling, "Mom!! MOMMMMYYY!!! I NEED A WIPE!!!" lmao --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:929168447] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>The Top Crusader posted...</cite> <quote>Start yelling, "Mom!! MOMMMMYYY!!! I NEED A WIPE!!!"</quote> lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TeaMilk 10/24/19 5:04:56 PM #26:	Hey man are you still in there? --- http://error1355.com/ce/DocileOrangeCup.html https://imgur.com/UaVD352 Show icons on posts: https://openuserjs.org/scripts/melon/GameFAQs_Show_Icon <cite>TeaMilk posted [p:929192455] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>Hey man are you still in there?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 10/24/19 8:31:21 PM #27:	TeaMilk posted... Hey man are you still in there? The guy left long ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY" data-time=" --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://imgur.com/sKAQfDJ <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:929200579] in I'm in the... [t:78106402]...</cite> <quote>TeaMilk posted...</cite> <quote>Hey man are you still in there?</quote> The guy left long ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cno20onK9dY" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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