Current Events > Scenario: You discover your wife you brag about on gamefaqs is real

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/24/19 3:40:16 PM
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SquantoZ
10/24/19 3:41:29 PM
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If I found out my wife was actually real, I'd have real sex with her.

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/24/19 3:42:19 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
If I found out my wife was actually real, I'd have real sex with her.

Whoa there buddy.
I said she's real
Not that she's got low standards. You are still on CE after all
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SquantoZ
10/24/19 3:42:44 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Whoa there buddy.
I said she's real
Not that she's got low standards. You are still on CE after all


#SLAMMED

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EverDownward
10/24/19 3:42:50 PM
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The OP sounds like some David Lynch shit. I dig it.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/24/19 3:43:24 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Whoa there buddy.
I said she's real
Not that she's got low standards. You are still on CE after all


#SLAMMED

That's what your fake real fake gamefaqs wife posted on her instagram with her new bull, who is Indian since Indians are the new bulls.
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The Trent
10/24/19 3:44:54 PM
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expect this scenario to play out in an hour and a half at The Trent Household
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Kitt
10/24/19 3:45:26 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Whoa there buddy.
I said she's real
Not that she's got low standards. You are still on CE after all
Da Duh Duh
Da Duh Duh
Let The Boys Be Boys!

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/24/19 3:45:37 PM
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The Trent posted...
expect this scenario to play out in an hour and a half at The Trent Household

Uh, my CEwife said she's leaving in about an hour and a half...
Do you um know something about my cewife
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SquantoZ
10/24/19 3:46:39 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
That's what your fake real fake gamefaqs wife posted on her instagram with her new bull, who is Indian since Indians are the new bulls.


when did Indians become the new chicago bulls?

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/24/19 3:47:17 PM
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SquantoZ posted...


when did Indians become the new chicago bulls?

Around the same time that they conquered south north New York
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The Trent
10/24/19 3:48:19 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
The Trent posted...
expect this scenario to play out in an hour and a half at The Trent Household

Uh, my CEwife said she's leaving in about an hour and a half...
Do you um know something about my cewife


only that she isn't real
other than that, i don't, no
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/24/19 3:48:48 PM
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The Trent posted...


only that she isn't real
other than that, i don't, no

Wow your fake wife isn't real? That's just like mine!
I'm getting suspicious here
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The Trent
10/24/19 3:51:13 PM
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one of us is confused
it's probably me for trying to talk to you, i don't know why i do it
it's definitely me
i'm confused
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/24/19 3:52:08 PM
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The Trent posted...
one of us is confused
it's probably me for trying to talk to you, i don't know why i do it
it's definitely me
i'm confused

Okay let's break it down.
We both brag about our wives on CE
My fake wife is Ronda Rousey
Your real wife is not Ronda Rousey
Your fake wife is not your real wife but could be Ronda Rousey

Is your fake wife Ronda Rousey?
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The Trent
10/24/19 3:53:01 PM
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i'm good, nevermind
i have regrets
pass
no thank you
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Solid Sonic
10/24/19 3:53:33 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Whoa there buddy.
I said she's real
Not that she's got low standards. You are still on CE after all


#SLAMMED

#ANDIFYOUWANNA
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
10/24/19 3:55:02 PM
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The Trent posted...
i'm good, nevermind
i have regrets
pass
no thank you

We need to understand if your fake wife is my fake wife

lives depend on it
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