Poll of the Day > The first girl I ever had a crush on is getting married today.

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THEGODDAMNBATMA
10/26/19 3:03:04 AM
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WhiskeyDisk
10/26/19 3:05:21 AM
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If romcoms have taught me anything, it's that you must crash the wedding and object when it comes up.
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Sarcasthma
10/26/19 3:07:20 AM
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Assert your dominance by fucking her new husband.
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SpeedDemon20
10/26/19 3:08:00 AM
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My first crush got married too! A while ago. She knows I was crushing on her too. She's still super cute.
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zebatov
10/26/19 3:35:53 AM
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Mines fired at least one kid out so thats long over.
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THEGODDAMNBATMA
10/26/19 1:26:26 PM
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RIP my kindergarten dreams
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HornedLion
10/26/19 1:34:20 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Assert your dominance by fucking her new husband.


Yup. I heard that this will also make him produce more estrogen in his body, making future subsequent encounters against him even easier!
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THEGODDAMNBATMA
10/26/19 7:18:16 PM
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UPDATE: False alarm. She just went wedding dress shopping today.
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Mead
10/26/19 7:21:25 PM
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Maybe its a surprise wedding and youre secretly the groom
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THEGODDAMNBATMA
10/26/19 7:22:38 PM
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Mead posted...
Maybe its a surprise wedding and youre secretly the groom
lol, not the case but I did run into her mom last year and she told me about how she was getting pretty serious with her boyfriend and that when she gets engaged she will warn him that I'm out there and had her heart first.
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Greenfox111
10/26/19 7:36:28 PM
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My first crush got fat in high school

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Zareth
10/26/19 9:07:04 PM
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All the ugly dumb guys I went to high school with are getting married and having kids

and I'm just sitting here masturbating
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joemodda
10/26/19 9:15:26 PM
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Chad ONLY
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