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UnfairRepresent
10/26/19 12:37:57 PM
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Would you take it? - Results (17 votes)
Yes
52.94% (9 votes)
9
No
47.06% (8 votes)
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Money is after tax but if you take it then you balloon within a couple of days until you weigh 650 pounds like Tim Allen in Santa Claus

tFtNk77

Once you hit the weight you can lose it as normal but you will be 650 pounds

I think that's like 47 stone for the Europeans
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R1masher
10/26/19 12:41:17 PM
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How much is that a pound?

@mathwiz
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UnfairRepresent
10/26/19 12:52:42 PM
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R1masher posted...
How much is that a pound?

@mathwiz

$100,000 obviously
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Slaya4
10/26/19 12:57:52 PM
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Deal. It'll be my job to lose the weight
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Kitt
10/26/19 12:58:09 PM
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PatrickMahomes
10/26/19 1:00:24 PM
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Does it come with the assumed health problems of being that fucking fat or am i okay for a while while i try to lose the weight
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jpenny2
10/26/19 1:01:39 PM
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Rich, and I get to lose 50 pounds? Deal!
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D_Fen_Door
10/26/19 1:12:03 PM
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Thanks for all this money dude...

TOO BAD I DIE OF A HEART ATTACK TOMORROW

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Pukelid
10/26/19 1:13:00 PM
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I can still lose the weight eh

Yes, I would take this deal. I'm confident enough in my ability to lose weight
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UnfairRepresent
10/26/19 1:24:31 PM
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Kitt posted...
$65,000,000 but...
Deal.

You have to kill babies
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Illuminoius
10/26/19 1:34:15 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Once you hit the weight you can lose it as normal but you will be 650 pounds

i can take off all the fat and my body will magically still weigh 650 pounds?
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UnfairRepresent
10/26/19 1:38:49 PM
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Illuminoius posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Once you hit the weight you can lose it as normal but you will be 650 pounds

i can take off all the fat and my body will magically still weigh 650 pounds?

no
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Illuminoius
10/26/19 1:39:39 PM
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so how do i "lose weight as normal" but "still be 650 pounds"? i either lose the weight or i don't
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MabusIncarnate
10/26/19 1:41:23 PM
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Will your bones and muscles adapt to the extreme weight gain? Or are you gonna wake up 200 lbs heavier than you were the next day but your body is still built to hold your original weight? I could see you getting out of bed the next day and your legs or knees going out immediately.
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Politics
10/26/19 1:42:49 PM
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With that money you could just pay to get plastic surgery or liposucktion to lose the weight.
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Kitt
10/26/19 1:55:04 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
You have to-
Deal.

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Vicious_Dios
10/26/19 7:06:42 PM
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Deal.

I'll just get liposuction for most of it and exercise the rest of it off.
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Zack_Attackv1
10/26/19 7:17:37 PM
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TreyFlowers
10/29/19 12:24:04 AM
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Deal. I quit my job with that cash and it'll only take me a year or two to lose it all, and then I'll be 31 and retired.
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Shablagoo
10/29/19 12:25:17 AM
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No. It would be way too difficult to lose that weight and Ive never had to actually do that so I might be terrible at it.
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