Current Events > No waifu, or no laifu?

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1. If you pick "no waifu" then you'll literally only work 3 days a week - and any sort of insecurities or financial constraints holding you back from your hobbies will be totally abolished. You'll have the time, energy, and money to be able to pursue your hobbies and interests.

BUT you won't ever meet a "waifu." You will still be able to have sex. You can use whatever talents or money you acquire to have sex - but all your sex is strictly with basic women and is absolutely vanilla. All sex you have is basically passed out drunk sorority sex - where the woman is barely putting forth any effort and only somewhat in the moment.

You can pursue relationships with these women - but they will never be intimate enough to do anything kinky. No Eiffel towers or spit roasting, no threesomes, no bdsm, no public or outdoor play, no cbt, no ddlg, no erotic shaving, no roleplaying or wearing costumes, no fecal play, no golden showers, no incest play, etc.

2. If you pick "no laifu" then you'll meet the perfect woman. She will be open to anything sexually, and she'll be kind, gentle, and a good cook. You won't fight. She'll be the breadwinner. BUT you will have to work 6 days a week, you will be frightened to pursue any hobbies you have and you'll be a perpetual procrastinator -- and you'll be required to post on CE for at least an hour a day before bedtime.

Which one would you take?

If she's the breadwinner and I still have to work 6 days a week, uhhhhh
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gunplagirl posted...

If she's the breadwinner and I still have to work 6 days a week, uhhhhh

She requires it of you, and the higher deity that blessed you with the waifu requires you to sign in blood that you won't break any of the stipulations - otherwise you'll face eternal punishment.

this was not the definition of "no laifu" I was expecting
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This is no contest at all, "no waifu" is right answer, no one with a brain would want to be a miserable slave that can't enjoy their hobbies let alone enjoy life when your a slave to a job without even being able to enjoy the money you make.
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God dang it, bobbaaay.
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Offworlder1 posted...

This is no contest at all, "no waifu" is right answer, no one with a brain would want to be a miserable slave that can't enjoy their hobbies let alone enjoy life when your a slave to a job without even being able to enjoy the money you make.

But no cbt?

When your sacrificing so much just for sex it is not worth it at all.
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Offworlder1 posted...

When your sacrificing so much just for sex it is not worth it at all.

But no Eiffel towers?

bobbaaay posted...

But no cbt?

No idea what that even is.
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