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HornedLion 10/31/19 6:56:13 PM #1: |
I made a doctors appointment cause I ate two jars of jalapeos, and then felt pain in my .
I suspected a hemorrhoid, and it was confirmed by the wife. Poor her. My butt isnt bad looking. Not at all. Just that I dont manscape. But anyway... moving on. I wouldve bet my life that the doctor would just take my word for it, and not have me show it to him. So you can imagine my surprise when he not only told me to drop them but also whooped out a glove and lube. Turns out that seeing an external hemorrhoid isnt enough. He has to check inside for any others. It was very uncomfortable for me. I had a strong urge to clench hard and not let him in... but I knew that would just be wrong. So I had to open up, and that also felt wrong. Then when he was there I tried hard not to clench around his finger. It was very traumatic. He was from India . If I ever felt like experimenting itd be with some Thailand small feminine guy or South American small feminine guy. Not some dude from India. Not trying to be offensive, just stating the facts. Im just venting. I wasnt prepared for this. It happened too fast. --- Don't runaway from troubles... instead meet them Hedons. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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DirtBasedSoap 10/31/19 7:02:05 PM #2: |
the fuck
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Bugmeat 10/31/19 7:24:29 PM #3: |
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darcandkharg31 10/31/19 7:27:49 PM #4: |
but the real question is... did you get a boner?
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Lokarin 10/31/19 7:31:19 PM #5: |
what's sacred about the ilium?
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Mead 10/31/19 7:45:35 PM #6: |
How do I close someone elses topic
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Krazy_Kirby 10/31/19 7:46:42 PM #7: |
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Noop_Noop 10/31/19 7:58:40 PM #8: |
well.... this is a topic
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Zareth 10/31/19 8:04:47 PM #9: |
Mead posted...
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Nade Duck 10/31/19 8:10:37 PM #10: |
lmao
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awesome999 10/31/19 8:10:51 PM #11: |
Haha TC, that reminds me of the time I made a doctors appointment cause I ate two jars of jalapeos, and then felt pain in my .
I suspected a hemorrhoid, and it was confirmed by the wife. Poor her. My butt isnt bad looking. Not at all. Just that I dont manscape. But anyway... moving on. I wouldve bet my life that the doctor would just take my word for it, and not have me show it to him. So you can imagine my surprise when he not only told me to drop them but also whooped out a glove and lube. Turns out that seeing an external hemorrhoid isnt enough. He has to check inside for any others. It was very uncomfortable for me. I had a strong urge to clench hard and not let him in... but I knew that would just be wrong. So I had to open up, and that also felt wrong. Then when he was there I tried hard not to clench around his finger. It was very traumatic. He was from India . If I ever felt like experimenting itd be with some Thailand small feminine guy or South American small feminine guy. Not some dude from India. Not trying to be offensive, just stating the facts. --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Metalsonic66 10/31/19 8:11:10 PM #12: |
Jalapenos can give you hemorrhoids?
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CTLM 10/31/19 8:26:45 PM #13: |
Metalsonic66 posted...
Jalapenos can give you hemorrhoids? Yes. Some other causes include: Straining during bowel movements Sitting for long periods of time on the toilet Having chronic diarrhea or constipation Being obese Being pregnant Having anal intercourse Eating a low-fiber diet Regular heavy lifting ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lokarin 10/31/19 8:31:59 PM #14: |
Everyone has hemorrhoids, it's just people only mention them when inflammation occurs.
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wwinterj25 10/31/19 9:26:04 PM #15: |
I've had a old guy Doctor feel my balls. I figured I'd just embrace the inevitable. No butt stuff yet mind.
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