Poll of the Day > Today a guy explored a very sacred part of my body.

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HornedLion 10/31/19 6:56:13 PM #1:	I made a doctors appointment cause I ate two jars of jalapeos, and then felt pain in my . I suspected a hemorrhoid, and it was confirmed by the wife. Poor her. My butt isnt bad looking. Not at all. Just that I dont manscape. But anyway... moving on. I wouldve bet my life that the doctor would just take my word for it, and not have me show it to him. So you can imagine my surprise when he not only told me to drop them but also whooped out a glove and lube. Turns out that seeing an external hemorrhoid isnt enough. He has to check inside for any others. It was very uncomfortable for me. I had a strong urge to clench hard and not let him in... but I knew that would just be wrong. So I had to open up, and that also felt wrong. Then when he was there I tried hard not to clench around his finger. It was very traumatic. He was from India . If I ever felt like experimenting itd be with some Thailand small feminine guy or South American small feminine guy. Not some dude from India. Not trying to be offensive, just stating the facts. Im just venting. I wasnt prepared for this. It happened too fast. --- Don't runaway from troubles... instead meet them Hedons. <cite>HornedLion posted [p:929491778] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>I made a doctors appointment cause I ate two jars of jalapeos, and then felt pain in my . I suspected a hemorrhoid, and it was confirmed by the wife. Poor her. My butt isnt bad looking. Not at all. Just that I dont manscape. But anyway... moving on. I wouldve bet my life that the doctor would just take my word for it, and not have me show it to him. So you can imagine my surprise when he not only told me to drop them but also whooped out a glove and lube. Turns out that seeing an external hemorrhoid isnt enough. He has to check inside for any others. It was very uncomfortable for me. I had a strong urge to clench hard and not let him in... but I knew that would just be wrong. So I had to open up, and that also felt wrong. Then when he was there I tried hard not to clench around his finger. It was very traumatic. He was from India . If I ever felt like experimenting itd be with some Thailand small feminine guy or South American small feminine guy. Not some dude from India. Not trying to be offensive, just stating the facts. Im just venting. I wasnt prepared for this. It happened too fast. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirtBasedSoap 10/31/19 7:02:05 PM #2:	the fuck --- I'm thinkin' about starting a corporation. WHO'S WITH ME? <cite>DirtBasedSoap posted [p:929491971] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>the fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Bugmeat 10/31/19 7:24:29 PM #3:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beqdxDlNnVs" data-time=" --- "Genetics is fascinating. For example, if I mated with this chicken, I wonder if any of you would tell." <cite>Bugmeat posted [p:929492729] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beqdxDlNnVs" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
darcandkharg31 10/31/19 7:27:49 PM #4:	but the real question is... did you get a boner? --- This is my signature, there are many others like it, but this one is mine. If you take 110% of what I say seriously then you're gonna have a bad time. <cite>darcandkharg31 posted [p:929492843] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>but the real question is... did you get a boner?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 10/31/19 7:31:19 PM #5:	what's sacred about the ilium? --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:929492959] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>what's sacred about the ilium?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mead 10/31/19 7:45:35 PM #6:	How do I close someone elses topic --- More malicious than mischievous <cite>Mead posted [p:929493461] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>How do I close someone elses topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Krazy_Kirby 10/31/19 7:46:42 PM #7:	your shoulder? --- Kill From The Shadows. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Idiot <cite>Krazy_Kirby posted [p:929493506] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>your shoulder?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Noop_Noop 10/31/19 7:58:40 PM #8:	well.... this is a topic --- I am your shepherd cloaked in obscenity. Heed these sickening words: I worship only what you bleed. <cite>Noop_Noop posted [p:929493949] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>well.... this is a topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zareth 10/31/19 8:04:47 PM #9:	Mead posted... How do I close someone elses topic --- It's okay, I have no idea who I am either. https://imgur.com/WOo6wcq <cite>Zareth posted [p:929494163] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>Mead posted...</cite> <quote>How do I close someone elses topic</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nade Duck 10/31/19 8:10:37 PM #10:	lmao --- https://imgur.com/ElACjJD "Most of the time, I have a whole lot more sperm inside me than most women do." - adjl <cite>Nade Duck posted [p:929494395] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>lmao</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 10/31/19 8:10:51 PM #11:	Haha TC, that reminds me of the time I made a doctors appointment cause I ate two jars of jalapeos, and then felt pain in my . I suspected a hemorrhoid, and it was confirmed by the wife. Poor her. My butt isnt bad looking. Not at all. Just that I dont manscape. But anyway... moving on. I wouldve bet my life that the doctor would just take my word for it, and not have me show it to him. So you can imagine my surprise when he not only told me to drop them but also whooped out a glove and lube. Turns out that seeing an external hemorrhoid isnt enough. He has to check inside for any others. It was very uncomfortable for me. I had a strong urge to clench hard and not let him in... but I knew that would just be wrong. So I had to open up, and that also felt wrong. Then when he was there I tried hard not to clench around his finger. It was very traumatic. He was from India . If I ever felt like experimenting itd be with some Thailand small feminine guy or South American small feminine guy. Not some dude from India. Not trying to be offensive, just stating the facts. --- Resident pics asker, hard truths sayer, tough love giver lmfao! "That cat looks like it'll steal my b****." -Kitt <cite>awesome999 posted [p:929494407] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>Haha TC, that reminds me of the time I made a doctors appointment cause I ate two jars of jalapeos, and then felt pain in my . I suspected a hemorrhoid, and it was confirmed by the wife. Poor her. My butt isnt bad looking. Not at all. Just that I dont manscape. But anyway... moving on. I wouldve bet my life that the doctor would just take my word for it, and not have me show it to him. So you can imagine my surprise when he not only told me to drop them but also whooped out a glove and lube. Turns out that seeing an external hemorrhoid isnt enough. He has to check inside for any others. It was very uncomfortable for me. I had a strong urge to clench hard and not let him in... but I knew that would just be wrong. So I had to open up, and that also felt wrong. Then when he was there I tried hard not to clench around his finger. It was very traumatic. He was from India . If I ever felt like experimenting itd be with some Thailand small feminine guy or South American small feminine guy. Not some dude from India. Not trying to be offensive, just stating the facts.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Metalsonic66 10/31/19 8:11:10 PM #12:	Jalapenos can give you hemorrhoids? --- PSN/Steam ID: Metalsonic_69 Big bombs go kabang. <cite>Metalsonic66 posted [p:929494416] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>Jalapenos can give you hemorrhoids? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CTLM 10/31/19 8:26:45 PM #13:	Metalsonic66 posted... Jalapenos can give you hemorrhoids? Yes. Some other causes include: Straining during bowel movements Sitting for long periods of time on the toilet Having chronic diarrhea or constipation Being obese Being pregnant Having anal intercourse Eating a low-fiber diet Regular heavy lifting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBeBGdVJqZQ" data-time=" <cite>CTLM posted [p:929494969] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>Metalsonic66 posted... </cite> <quote>Jalapenos can give you hemorrhoids?</quote> Yes. Some other causes include: Straining during bowel movements Sitting for long periods of time on the toilet Having chronic diarrhea or constipation Being obese Being pregnant Having anal intercourse Eating a low-fiber diet Regular heavy lifting https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBeBGdVJqZQ" data-time=" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lokarin 10/31/19 8:31:59 PM #14:	Everyone has hemorrhoids, it's just people only mention them when inflammation occurs. --- "Salt cures Everything!" My YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/Nirakolov/videos <cite>Lokarin posted [p:929495144] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>Everyone has hemorrhoids, it's just people only mention them when inflammation occurs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
wwinterj25 10/31/19 9:26:04 PM #15:	I've had a old guy Doctor feel my balls. I figured I'd just embrace the inevitable. No butt stuff yet mind. --- One who knows nothing can understand nothing. http://psnprofiles.com/wwinterj - https://imgur.com/YvP6isz <cite>wwinterj25 posted [p:929497164] in Today a gu... [t:78125019]...</cite> <quote>I've had a old guy Doctor feel my balls. I figured I'd just embrace the inevitable. No butt stuff yet mind.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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