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Pogo_Marimo
11/01/19 4:04:41 PM
#51:


TheRealDill2000 posted...
No 3rd option?
The third option to click "Topic list".

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SailorGoon
11/01/19 4:12:23 PM
#52:


A hole is a hole
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gunplagirl
11/01/19 4:13:09 PM
#53:


Pogo_Marimo posted...
Damn, I'm on the wrong side of the country. I'd help you with that if I could, though, TC.


If only there were more people like you in the world :(
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Pogo_Marimo
11/01/19 4:15:19 PM
#54:


C'mon, if you're gonna drop the hammer on a lady like that, you gotta have a bit more enthusiasm than "A hole's a hole".

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gunplagirl
11/01/19 4:16:15 PM
#55:


Pogo_Marimo posted...
C'mon, if you're gonna drop the hammer on a lady like that, you gotta have a bit more enthusiasm than "A hole's a hole".


I WISH somebody would drop the hammer
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SailorGoon
11/01/19 4:17:44 PM
#56:


Pogo_Marimo posted...
C'mon, if you're gonna drop the hammer on a lady like that, you gotta have a bit more enthusiasm than "A hole's a hole".

A HOLE IS A HOLE

Is that enthusiastic enough?
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Pogo_Marimo
11/01/19 4:23:10 PM
#57:


Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Maybe throw some WOOOOOs in there too.

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jumi
11/01/19 4:40:44 PM
#59:


I wish I was single and in Portland.

Though Portland seems like it would be a good place to live in general.

Sorry I can't help you out, TC.

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Foppe
11/01/19 4:42:47 PM
#60:


Would help you, but Im not even close.
Good luck.
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gunplagirl
11/01/19 5:50:35 PM
#61:


You guys are the best <3 you know, minus the nowhere near here part.
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treewojima
11/01/19 5:54:18 PM
#62:


come visit the east coast, we'll show you a good time or three
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dib153
11/01/19 6:23:35 PM
#63:


So did you get some nookie or nah?
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_Matchabuu_
11/01/19 6:25:02 PM
#64:


gunplagirl posted...
TeaMilk posted...
Duncanwii posted...
That's what makes you unsure? Not the fact you have a boyfriend?
I @'ed him to see if he wanted it first!


@TeaMilk

But he didn't so you're next in the queue

treewojima posted...
did someone say butt stuff


Yep, thirstposting over here


Nothing wrong with thirstposting!!!
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FuneralFroth
11/01/19 6:27:45 PM
#65:


My nickname isnt The Gaper for no reason
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treewojima
11/01/19 6:56:56 PM
#66:


thirstposting is best posting tbqh

I'm so thirsty at times I could empty a water cooler
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PleaseClap
11/01/19 6:58:19 PM
#67:


FuneralFroth posted...
My nickname isnt The Gaper for no reason

I dont believe you
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gunplagirl
11/01/19 6:58:50 PM
#68:


dib153 posted...
So did you get some nookie or nah?


Nah, the one who lives nearby doesn't actually live here currently

FuneralFroth posted...
My nickname isnt The Gaper for no reason


The Great Muppet Gaper

treewojima posted...
thirstposting is best posting tbqh

I'm so thirsty at times I could empty a water cooler


Please don't, people have died drinking less
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OctilIery
11/01/19 6:59:11 PM
#69:


I didn't know you were Portland! I'm in Tigard :)

Happily in a relationship tho so no anal. Hope you get taken care of!
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PleaseClap
11/01/19 7:00:41 PM
#70:


TIL that I am surrounded by CEers. Oh god, theres a nonzero chance that Ive seen some of you in person.
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gunplagirl
11/01/19 7:05:27 PM
#71:


OctilIery posted...
I didn't know you were Portland! I'm in Tigard :)

Happily in a relationship tho so no anal. Hope you get taken care of!


I'm not a fan of monogamy, personally, but I am glad you're happy with it.

PleaseClap posted...
TIL that I am surrounded by CEers. Oh god, theres a nonzero chance that Ive seen some of you in person.


Where are you at?
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TheDogfather
11/01/19 7:06:35 PM
#72:


gunplagirl posted...
I WISH somebody would drop the hammer

or a mic
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gunplagirl
11/01/19 7:08:58 PM
#73:


TheDogfather posted...
gunplagirl posted...
I WISH somebody would drop the hammer

or a mic


As long as it's proximal to my butt
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marthsheretoo
11/01/19 7:09:28 PM
#74:


Lol I could hit up my buddy in Portland. I'm not anywhere near tho
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FuneralFroth
11/01/19 7:10:33 PM
#75:


Ive never gaped a muppet but if that chokes your chicken then okay
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TeaMilk
11/01/19 7:12:55 PM
#76:


Portland cemeatup when? cornman just moved here we gotta welcome him
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gunplagirl
11/01/19 7:13:57 PM
#77:


marthsheretoo posted...
Lol I could hit up my buddy in Portland. I'm not anywhere near tho


I'm just trying to get banged :l Ask him how he feels about trans girls

FuneralFroth posted...
Ive never gaped a muppet but if that chokes your chicken then okay


lol so glad hubbin isn't a poster anymore or he'd have ruined this topic
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gunplagirl
11/01/19 7:14:38 PM
#78:


TeaMilk posted...
Portland cemeatup when? cornman just moved here we gotta welcome him


Seriously? I'm in. Aim for January I guess?
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TheDogfather
11/01/19 7:17:56 PM
#79:


FuneralFroth posted...
gaped a muppet

In English?
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FuneralFroth
11/01/19 7:18:30 PM
#80:


TheDogfather posted...
FuneralFroth posted...
gaped a muppet

In English?


I honestly dont know mate.
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gunplagirl
11/01/19 7:22:54 PM
#81:


TheDogfather posted...
FuneralFroth posted...
gaped a muppet

In English?


*Monocles*

FuneralFroth posted...
TheDogfather posted...
FuneralFroth posted...
gaped a muppet

In English?


I honestly dont know mate.


*Gasps*
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FuneralFroth
11/01/19 7:27:30 PM
#82:


Im not kink shaming but it IS new to me, im going with it though
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treewojima
11/01/19 7:32:28 PM
#83:


monogamy is for suckers, or people that have different opinions than me lol

I've been leaning poly myself for a while, but it can be hard to break that to girls that want something committed. I'm sure there are online communities or even meetups for that, but I'm just naturally flirty with the occasional "fuck anyone and everyone" mood swing

I'm currently trying to seduce and/or romance a coworker that leans the same way, but it's problematic because we see each other almost every day and that would make things weird, and I don't shit where I eat and she knows that. Plus we're both trying to quit drinking and she has a whole lot of family stuff going on so I'm not pushing it, which has turned me into her confidant, so I'm dealing with potential friend zone despite us being overtly flirty and sexual a good chunk of the time

Women, am I right?
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gunplagirl
11/01/19 8:08:57 PM
#84:


Oof, just had a phone call and was on hold for awhile, turns out my tracheal shave referral was out of network so unless I can get one in network, I'm not getting it any time soon because I can't afford it out of pocket when with a payment plan.
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gunplagirl
11/01/19 8:10:38 PM
#85:


FuneralFroth posted...
Im not kink shaming but it IS new to me, im going with it though


Roses - Caroline

treewojima posted...
monogamy is for suckers, or people that have different opinions than me lol

I've been leaning poly myself for a while, but it can be hard to break that to girls that want something committed. I'm sure there are online communities or even meetups for that, but I'm just naturally flirty with the occasional "fuck anyone and everyone" mood swing

I'm currently trying to seduce and/or romance a coworker that leans the same way, but it's problematic because we see each other almost every day and that would make things weird, and I don't shit where I eat and she knows that. Plus we're both trying to quit drinking and she has a whole lot of family stuff going on so I'm not pushing it, which has turned me into her confidant, so I'm dealing with potential friend zone despite us being overtly flirty and sexual a good chunk of the time

Women, am I right?


Just be up front and ask her what direction your relationship is going, are you friends or maybe something more and how you two would handle it at work.
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OctilIery
11/01/19 8:29:19 PM
#86:


gunplagirl posted...
TeaMilk posted...
Portland cemeatup when? cornman just moved here we gotta welcome him


Seriously? I'm in. Aim for January I guess?

You know what? I'm down :) I promise I'm far less insufferable in person.
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gunplagirl
11/01/19 8:30:35 PM
#87:


OctilIery posted...
gunplagirl posted...
TeaMilk posted...
Portland cemeatup when? cornman just moved here we gotta welcome him


Seriously? I'm in. Aim for January I guess?

You know what? I'm down :) I promise I'm far less insufferable in person.


Sweet. What's something relatively cheap to do downtown, I'm not digging ground kontrol ATM since it was my go to place to kill time before or after a meal on dates and uh. <.< Didn't really work out with any of them.
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Pogo_Marimo
11/01/19 8:33:06 PM
#88:


gunplagirl posted...
Oof, just had a phone call and was on hold for awhile, turns out my tracheal shave referral was out of network so unless I can get one in network, I'm not getting it any time soon because I can't afford it out of pocket when with a payment plan.
I find the in-network/out-of-network stuff insufferable. It's just another layer of complexity that makes trying to navigate our ridiculous healthcare system worse.

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gunplagirl
11/01/19 8:40:49 PM
#89:


Pogo_Marimo posted...
gunplagirl posted...
Oof, just had a phone call and was on hold for awhile, turns out my tracheal shave referral was out of network so unless I can get one in network, I'm not getting it any time soon because I can't afford it out of pocket when with a payment plan.
I find the in-network/out-of-network stuff insufferable. It's just another layer of complexity that makes trying to navigate our ridiculous healthcare system worse.


Yeah. Heck, I got dinged $197 for a new patient visit recently and need to check if the second appointment cost less before scheduling another follow-up.
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Malcrasternus
11/01/19 8:44:07 PM
#90:


I'm already on top of you, in Washington.
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OctilIery
11/01/19 9:15:34 PM
#91:


gunplagirl posted...
OctilIery posted...
gunplagirl posted...
TeaMilk posted...
Portland cemeatup when? cornman just moved here we gotta welcome him


Seriously? I'm in. Aim for January I guess?

You know what? I'm down :) I promise I'm far less insufferable in person.


Sweet. What's something relatively cheap to do downtown, I'm not digging ground kontrol ATM since it was my go to place to kill time before or after a meal on dates and uh. <.< Didn't really work out with any of them.

There's a different gaming bar, outrage pdx, that's a ton of fun nearby there :)
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gunplagirl
11/01/19 9:18:07 PM
#92:


OctilIery posted...
gunplagirl posted...
OctilIery posted...
gunplagirl posted...
TeaMilk posted...
Portland cemeatup when? cornman just moved here we gotta welcome him


Seriously? I'm in. Aim for January I guess?

You know what? I'm down :) I promise I'm far less insufferable in person.


Sweet. What's something relatively cheap to do downtown, I'm not digging ground kontrol ATM since it was my go to place to kill time before or after a meal on dates and uh. <.< Didn't really work out with any of them.

There's a different gaming bar, outrage pdx, that's a ton of fun nearby there :)


Gotcha ^^ I should have my tiddies by then so it'll be nice to go somewhere lit and warm.
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treewojima
11/02/19 1:35:34 AM
#93:


Malcrasternus posted...
I'm already on top of you, in Washington.

make it happen, for all of us
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Foppe
11/02/19 1:59:10 AM
#94:


gunplagirl posted...
OctilIery posted...
gunplagirl posted...
OctilIery posted...
gunplagirl posted...
TeaMilk posted...
Portland cemeatup when? cornman just moved here we gotta welcome him


Seriously? I'm in. Aim for January I guess?

You know what? I'm down :) I promise I'm far less insufferable in person.


Sweet. What's something relatively cheap to do downtown, I'm not digging ground kontrol ATM since it was my go to place to kill time before or after a meal on dates and uh. <.< Didn't really work out with any of them.

There's a different gaming bar, outrage pdx, that's a ton of fun nearby there :)


Gotcha ^^ I should have my tiddies by then so it'll be nice to go somewhere lit and warm.

But is it enough time to recover from the operation?
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gunplagirl
11/02/19 1:59:27 AM
#95:


treewojima posted...
Malcrasternus posted...
I'm already on top of you, in Washington.

make it happen, for all of us


Yeah. Become a CE legend.
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gunplagirl
11/02/19 2:00:20 AM
#96:


Foppe posted...
gunplagirl posted...
OctilIery posted...
gunplagirl posted...
OctilIery posted...
gunplagirl posted...
TeaMilk posted...
Portland cemeatup when? cornman just moved here we gotta welcome him


Seriously? I'm in. Aim for January I guess?

You know what? I'm down :) I promise I'm far less insufferable in person.


Sweet. What's something relatively cheap to do downtown, I'm not digging ground kontrol ATM since it was my go to place to kill time before or after a meal on dates and uh. <.< Didn't really work out with any of them.

There's a different gaming bar, outrage pdx, that's a ton of fun nearby there :)


Gotcha ^^ I should have my tiddies by then so it'll be nice to go somewhere lit and warm.

But is it enough time to recover from the operation?


Will create a noticeable change to my bustline and the swelling should be finished by then. <3
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treewojima
11/02/19 2:13:21 AM
#97:


I luff me some tiddies, maybe I should start planning a visit to my sister next year
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gunplagirl
11/02/19 2:18:28 AM
#98:


treewojima posted...
I luff me some tiddies, maybe I should start planning a visit to my sister next year


Obviously I'd need to see some pics first, make it worth my time >.>
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Sajo
11/02/19 2:31:28 AM
#99:


Just moved to the area myself (living in Gresham atm), already in a relationship though but good luck!
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treewojima
11/02/19 2:33:01 AM
#100:


gunplagirl posted...
treewojima posted...
I luff me some tiddies, maybe I should start planning a visit to my sister next year


Obviously I'd need to see some pics first, make it worth my time >.>

maybe later, you can PM me if you want

you're a horndog lol, I like that
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