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Cotton_Eye_Joe
11/02/19 4:25:30 AM
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Like they go into an alternate dimension and it's like a bootleg version of Gotham City.

King Koopa isn't even a Koopa he's just like some dinosaur human hybrid or something.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
11/02/19 4:27:51 AM
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Cotton_Eye_Joe posted...
an alternate dimension


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Lord_Wombat
11/02/19 4:40:12 AM
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What year is this?
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Ic3Bullet
11/02/19 4:43:05 AM
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Idk but I was watching it at my Grandads house once when I was a kid. During the movie, someone called him and I heard him utter my grandson is watching this horrible movie.

At the time I was very offended. Now Im just kind of like..... ok yeah thats fair.
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AlecSkorpio
11/02/19 4:43:22 AM
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They had a lot of leftover bladerunner sets they had to use

Also Nintendo had too much faith in Hollywood to not fuck up a Mario movie

Imagine how a Zelda or Metroid movie would have came out lmfao
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008Zulu
11/02/19 6:25:27 AM
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The car chase was as close to a Mario Kart movie you'll ever see.
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NightingaleMD
11/02/19 6:26:12 AM
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amazing film
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Chicken
11/02/19 6:27:59 AM
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I think I read somewhere that the guy who played Mario was super drunk for most of the filming.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/02/19 6:29:04 AM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
Imagine how a Zelda or Metroid movie would have came out lmfao

Samus isn't Samus as we know her. She's literally a regular Earth woman named Ally McBeal who one day took a magical Metroid Mushroom and became Samus
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/02/19 6:30:39 AM
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Chicken posted...
I think I read somewhere that the guy who played Mario was super drunk for most of the filming.

Most of the time both Mario brothers were drunk yes
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cjs28
11/02/19 7:07:38 AM
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The directors were super incompetent and Bob Hoskins said he was drunk 90% of the time cuz it was so awful trying to work with the directors
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IloveJesus
11/02/19 7:10:50 AM
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Don't get me wrong, the film is shit, but I don't see how it could have ever been good. Mario games are fun and all, but anyone who thinks that it's a series that should be adapted for film is crazy.

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Lord_Wombat
11/02/19 7:12:39 AM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Chicken posted...
I think I read somewhere that the guy who played Mario was super drunk for most of the filming.

Most of the time both Mario brothers were drunk yes

Didn't Leguizamo injure Hoskins pretty severely due to this, or as it the other way around?
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gmanthebest
11/02/19 7:20:49 AM
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https://youtu.be/mgXjQwVa8kU
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pegusus123456
11/02/19 7:27:33 AM
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AlecSkorpio posted...
Imagine how a Zelda or Metroid movie would have came out lmfao

Tbh, I think the same team could have made a decent Metroid movie. It would've been a massive ripoff of Alien though.
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DrizztLink
11/02/19 7:30:12 AM
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RescueBC
11/02/19 7:55:42 AM
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Yeah, I loved pretty much anything Mario-related at that age. I saw the movie on for the first time and was like "this is so cool!" But then I watched it...even at that age I was very confused and disappointed by it. That really speaks volumes about how terrible it was. That a 5 year old who is obsessed with Mario walks away from the movie thinking "Wow...that was shit.."
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Thompson
11/02/19 8:02:18 AM
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It's an alright comedic action flickas long as any connection to Super Mario Bros. is disregarded.
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