Current Events > Scenario: Your girlfriend is secretly friends with a sentient talking tiger.

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You go to your girlfriend's home one day after work to find her pacing around, nervous but slightly excited.

"Hello [Your Name]. I have a secret that I just can't keep from you anymore.... there's something important I need to show you. I've put it off for too long, come with me."

Then before you could even spell your name she leads you down a semi-hidden door you've never noticed in her home before, which sprials down into a cavern underneath her home.

Suddenly a powerful tiger pounces towards you out of the shadows and you fear for your life until your girlfriend steps in front of you and says: "Spirit! Wait! This is [Your Name]. Don't hurt him. He's with me."

To your shock the tiger suddenly backs off, then your jaw almost hits the floor after the the tiger then growls before saying "This is unwise [Girlfriend's name]. Every one who knows about me is just another exposure risk. It's too dangerous. We should be rid of him."

"No! We can depend on him. He's a good guy! Trust meeee. He's not going to tell anyone." Your girlfriend says

"Like you weren't supposed to tell anyone?" The Tiger says in an exasperated tone

"Look he has a right to know. [Your Name] This is Spirit and well.... She's a tiger.... She also can talk and is smarter than any human I've ever met and...well... she's kinda been secretly living with me this whole time. We're friends. I've wanted to tell you but, I didn't want to endanger Spirit or you." Your girlfriend explains

Spirit is prowling around in the background, clearly irritated.

https://i.imgur.com/NCYUYSi.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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I put TC on ignore
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Scenario: OP repeats this topics monthly
How do you do?
What do you react?
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lordosis

Tell her I think we should see other people.

If movies have taught me one thing, it's that random magic attracts evil people. Fuck that.
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Unspecified_NPC posted...

I put TC on ignore

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