Current Events > WTF the meat man gave my bf meat tips but not me

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TeaMilk
11/05/19 10:01:27 PM
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I got some meat and the guy barely talked to me. And then my bf had to go get more meat cuz I didnt get enough, and the meat man was talking his ear off, loading him up with all kinds of meat tips.... what gives

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KillerSlaw
11/05/19 10:02:26 PM
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Did he give him just the meat tip?
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SSJGrimReaper
11/05/19 10:02:26 PM
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you had better given him that belly slap i requested in your ama
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inloveanddeath0
11/05/19 10:02:53 PM
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ssj3vegeta_
11/05/19 10:02:59 PM
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TeaMilk
11/05/19 10:04:24 PM
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KillerSlaw posted...
Did he give him just the meat tip?
No he came back with sausage and ground beef too!!

SSJGrimReaper posted...
you had better given him that belly slap i requested in your AMA
Ok one sec we're in public

inloveanddeath0 posted...
You have a bf?
Yeah I swear hes real


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inloveanddeath0
11/05/19 10:05:03 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
No he came back with sausage and ground beef too!!

Ok one sec we're in public

Yeah I swear hes real
I'm just shocked a bit

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Abiz_
11/05/19 10:05:50 PM
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Only thing you have to worry about is if he gave your bf honor meat. If not it's all good.
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TeaMilk
11/05/19 10:06:07 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
I'm just shocked a bit
Hes over there ordering 3 footlongs for his mom

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inloveanddeath0
11/05/19 10:11:17 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Hes over there ordering 3 footlongs for his mom
This sounds like a sexual favor

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SSJGrimReaper
11/05/19 10:11:39 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Ok one sec we're in public

thanks
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Ivynn
11/05/19 10:13:22 PM
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He's cheating on you with the meat man.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
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TeaMilk
11/06/19 11:53:10 AM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
thanks
@SSJGrimReaper I slapped that tummy

Ivynn posted...
He's cheating on you with the meat man.

I'm sorry you had to find out this way.
He told me he wasn't but I found salami in his fridge... and it wasnt mine

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SSJGrimReaper
11/06/19 11:54:11 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
@SSJGrimReaper I slapped that tummy

oh hell yeah
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/06/19 11:54:30 AM
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It's probably because out of the two of you, one weighs 500lbs more than the other?
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Guide
11/06/19 11:54:44 AM
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Being able to talk it up with your local tradesfolk is the key to good customer service.
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TeaMilk
11/06/19 12:02:09 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
It's probably because out of the two of you, one weighs 500lbs more than the other?
I think its cuz he hates cripples actually

Guide posted...
Being able to talk it up with your local tradesfolk is the key to good customer service.
Hes a meat operator too?

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/06/19 12:03:47 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
I think its cuz he hates cripples actually

Wow, really? Did you video him and scream "bro this is going on fucking YouTube. Everyone is gonna know what kinda scum meat man you are!" and then he's like "Lady look if you just fucking called me a butcher instead of a meat man I'd have talked to you. It's not my fault your boyfriend can speak English".
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Guide
11/06/19 12:07:10 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Guide posted...
Being able to talk it up with your local tradesfolk is the key to good customer service.
Hes a meat operator too?


The meat guy, the cheese lady, the ambiguously-gendered tea vendor, all of em.

Though this new cripplehate thing is disturbing, what's up with that?
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TeaMilk
11/06/19 12:45:04 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Wow, really? Did you video him and scream "bro this is going on fucking YouTube. Everyone is gonna know what kinda scum meat man you are!" and then he's like "Lady look if you just fucking called me a butcher instead of a meat man I'd have talked to you. It's not my fault your boyfriend can speak English".
He worked at Safeway, I doubt he personally butchered those poor animals

Guide posted...
the ambiguously-gendered tea vendor
Oh that's me

Guide posted...
Though this new cripplehate thing is disturbing, what's up with that?
Oh I wasnt really serious, but sometimes people are definitely awkward or avoidant when they see the wheelchair


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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/06/19 12:56:03 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
He worked at Safeway, I doubt he personally butchered those poor animals

Have you considered maybe dressing up as a 500lb ceman?

TeaMilk posted...
avoidant


Explain this. I understand being awkward. Avoidant? Explain. I want to be amused and then think of ways to troll people with it. Yes I am a bad person
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DocileOrangeCup
11/06/19 4:10:00 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
ooh ah kiss your little meat tip
ooh ah kiss your little meat tip
YES!!!! HEAVY GLOW

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TheDogfather
11/06/19 4:13:01 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
Oh I wasnt really serious, but sometimes people are definitely awkward or avoidant when they see the wheelchair

Can't say I blame them...
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DocileOrangeCup
11/06/19 4:13:46 PM
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TheDogfather
11/06/19 4:16:20 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Wtf I can

I'm worse-off, though.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/06/19 4:17:32 PM
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TheDogfather posted...

I'm worse-off, though.

dude seriously it's someone in a wheelchair not a fucking laser death machine
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Laserion
11/06/19 4:17:46 PM
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Is the meat man Red Forman?
Red Forman:
Men grill.
Women make the salad.

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TheDogfather
11/06/19 4:19:04 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
dude seriously it's someone in a wheelchair not a f***ing laser death machine

Uh...

You barely know me, do you?
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GoatGeneral
11/06/19 4:19:17 PM
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A girl riding a laser death machine would be fucking awesome and you know it brutal
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TeaMilk
11/06/19 4:24:05 PM
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dogfather is a higher ranking wheelchairman than me he can say whatever he wants

RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Explain this. I understand being awkward. Avoidant? Explain. I want to be amused and then think of ways to troll people with it. Yes I am a bad person
People are less likely to feel comfortable engaging/talking with you I think. My moms meat man once had to transport my chair somewhere so he just rode in it, and he said he totally noticed less people said hi to him or struck up conversation


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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/06/19 4:28:10 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
People are less likely to feel comfortable engaging/talking with you I think. My moms meat man once had to transport my chair somewhere so he just rode in it, and he said he totally noticed less people said hi to him or struck up conversation

That's not as much fun as I expected.
I wanted them to be so awkward you could reply with "oh yeah listen that thing electrocutes you" and then when they dare to touch it you stab them with a knitting needle
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DarthDemented
11/06/19 4:35:10 PM
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
Wow, really? Did you video him and scream "bro this is going on fucking YouTube. Everyone is gonna know what kinda scum meat man you are!" and then he's like "Lady look if you just fucking called me a butcher instead of a meat man I'd have talked to you. It's not my fault your boyfriend can speak English".
We're not butchers. All we get are the loins that the roasts and steaks are cut from. In store butchering hasn't been a thing for almost 40-45 years. We're just cutters.

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TheDogfather
11/06/19 10:00:19 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
dogfather is a higher ranking wheelchairman than me he can say whatever he wants

Usually, I talk out my hairy, bony ass.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
11/06/19 10:05:04 PM
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@TheDogfather
Here's your apology

I have no idea of your circumstances and what I said was based on my own ignorance of you and your situation. When I said what I said, I assumed you were no different to me, an average abled person. I was wrong. I'm sorry for what I said. You're right and I don't know your siutation. I don't know siutation of everyone on CE and in your case I misjudged you. I hope you actually accept my apology (though I completly understand if you don't) and know that I didn't mean to be an idiot about it.

I know that comes off as fony but it is hard to put emotion into text so consider that point too please.
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TheDogfather
11/06/19 10:34:05 PM
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Thanks, but...

One cannot be faulted for not having perfect information.
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