Current Events > No joke, my roommate drenches himself in axe body spray every day.

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Nanaimo-Bar
11/06/19 2:11:01 AM
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I've never seen him do laundry, so I think he thinks that it's a replacement. Good lord it's gross. He walked by the kitchen while I was cooking and I straight up thought I was under a chemical attack.
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MabusIncarnate
11/06/19 2:11:50 AM
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What scent does he wear?
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AirFresh
11/06/19 2:11:56 AM
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Hahaha you gotta live with a douche

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JimCarrysToe
11/06/19 2:58:49 AM
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You should "drench" him in real axes.

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Johnny_Nutcase
11/06/19 3:12:20 AM
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Light a match around him and see what happens.
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TheoryzC
11/06/19 3:20:05 AM
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You're roommates with a middle schooler?
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Delirious_Beard
11/06/19 3:30:05 AM
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your roommate might be a bro rapist
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_CARLOX_
11/06/19 3:49:16 AM
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Let me guess, he plays smash bros. too.

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Nanaimo-Bar
11/06/19 3:50:23 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
What scent does he wear?

smells like what I assume Agent Orange smelled like

AirFresh posted...
Hahaha you gotta live with a douche

He's a neet.

fuck I can't wait to graduate, get a job and move out of this shitty room :\
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ZevLoveDOOM
11/06/19 3:55:33 AM
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he sounds like a dude bro.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
11/06/19 4:39:48 AM
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I just spray some Swagger around my neck area.

But lately I've been spraying Downy of Gain scent Febreze on my clothing.

Makes them smell like I just took them out of the dryer.
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