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au_gold 11/07/19 9:44:52 AM #1: |
What went so wrong in his life that hes making shit like this?
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R1masher 11/07/19 9:47:10 AM #2: |
IMDb says he won a yoga award for it...
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HylianShield 11/07/19 9:49:01 AM #3: |
Should of kept Amber Heard in check. Apparently she ****ed him up big time.
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Jagr_68 11/07/19 9:51:05 AM #4: |
I saw it and didn't laugh or chuckle once. Goldblum and Ewan McGregor had no business being in this trash either :(
R1masher posted... IMDb says he won a yoga award for it... Depp won a Yoga award for this colossal tryhard piece of shit and not for that one guest appearance on King of the Hill.....for playing a LITERAL Yoga instructor? That's fucked up. --- New York Rangers [2004-2008] https://media.giphy.com/media/WvQHBYW0q4TuxdAg61/giphy.gif https://psnprofiles.com/Jaromiroquai68 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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eston 11/07/19 10:00:30 AM #5: |
The fuck is a yoga award
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au_gold 11/07/19 10:07:54 AM #6: |
He was also nominated for a Razzie. Its not even that hes bad. The script just isnt funny, at all.
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Nunyobidness 11/07/19 10:12:21 AM #7: |
It could be one of two things, or both;
He notoriously spends his money like a lunatic and probably needed the cash. Or He had a contract for a certain amount of movies and got boxed into it when this is the best they gave him. Could be both really. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Megaman50100 11/07/19 10:14:54 AM #8: |
I thought it was super bland and unfunny, but didn't feel like it was as offensively bad as I had been expecting. The waste of talent was real though.
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Error1355 11/07/19 10:14:55 AM #9: |
oh shit I watched this movie before and I remember ZERO about it
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eston 11/07/19 10:48:48 AM #10: |
Error1355 posted...
oh shit I watched this movie before and I remember ZERO about it Sounds about right --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MrKapowski 11/07/19 10:50:35 AM #11: |
I remember being mildly amused.
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au_gold 11/07/19 8:52:48 PM #12: |
Well, it helped me fall asleep. I'll finish it later I guess. I haven't gotten to Olivia Munn yet.
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SiO4 11/07/19 8:59:12 PM #13: |
I just watched the trailer for shits and giggles.
It looks like it was made for executives and a few movie goer types. Johnny Depp is a good actor, but he goes for cartoon roles. He's after the paycheck, not the art. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 11/07/19 9:02:50 PM #14: |
Charismatic British aristocrat and part-time shady art dealer Charlie Mortdecai (Johnny Depp) suffers from a constant lack of funds to support his lush lifestyle, so when Alistair Maitland (Ewan McGregor), a college friend and officer in MI5, asks him to find a stolen Goya painting, he accepts. But Charlie's not the only one with designs on the painting; an American heiress and a revolutionary want it too, for the artwork is rumored to contain the code to a bank account filled with Nazi gold. --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 11/08/19 2:35:49 AM #15: |
I change my mind. Johnny Depp sucks in this. Or its his character, but fuck hes so annoying. Everything he says is painfully unfunny.
Id say it was meant for kids, but its rated R. I think I heard two f-bombs and saw a little blood. Why the hell was this rated R? --- Let me talk to your mother. Get your mother please. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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