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UnfairRepresent
11/08/19 4:27:22 PM
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Say aliens from beyond the moon who are so far advanced from us it's not even funny come down and are like "Hey we were just passing by on the way home to our planet Yuria and we saw you guys were in a bad spot. So here we put several thousand geothermal molecular reproducers on every one of your nations for you. These will keep your climate in check no matter what, curb natural diasters from hitting humanoid populations and create near endless supplies of food, clean water, oil etc as needed. Oh and here's the cure to that cancer thing that was bothering you. Can't believe you guys hadn't found the 197th element yet. Anyway must be off. Bye"

And then before you could spell your name they were gone. Like a kid demanding their dad stop the car and help the ducklets cross the road on their way home from school.

https://i.imgur.com/ZotgwkA.png

It would fundamentally change almost every aspect of civilization. From the economy to wars to politics
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Guide
11/08/19 4:29:39 PM
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At least one evil megacorp would try to privatize these machines.
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PleaseClap
11/08/19 4:31:49 PM
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I'm not going to take charity from a weird bird dinosaur horse flesh alien.

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Jiek_Fafn
11/08/19 4:32:44 PM
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Is that a mount from Golden Axe?
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PleaseClap
11/08/19 4:33:58 PM
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Like, it doesn't even have arms. Or thumbs. Its foot is just a single toe. Just look at it. It can't be trusted.

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RetsuZaiZen
11/08/19 4:39:34 PM
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Thing looks like a shin megami creature.
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UnfairRepresent
11/08/19 4:39:45 PM
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PleaseClap posted...
I'm not going to take charity from a weird bird dinosaur horse flesh alien.

For the record I would totally take charity from a weird bird dinosaur horse flesh alien.
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Questionmarktarius
11/08/19 4:41:43 PM
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https://www.energy.gov/articles/scientists-accidentally-turned-co2-ethanol
We have the technology, right now, to extract CO2 directly from the air and convert it to booze.
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Shablagoo
11/08/19 4:43:34 PM
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Guide posted...
At least one evil megacorp would try to privatize these machines.

Yeah I was thinking this sort of thing.

Eventually the waste from all the resources they created from the machines by hoarding it and creating massive prisons, ghettoes, labor camps, famine, disease, and death would overflow the planet and humanity would die buried in a toxic worldwide landfill.

UnfairRepresent posted...
PleaseClap posted...
I'm not going to take charity from a weird bird dinosaur horse flesh alien.

For the record I would totally take charity from a weird bird dinosaur horse flesh alien.

this tbh
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Kaiganeer
11/08/19 4:49:51 PM
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we would fight over something else
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Questionmarktarius
11/08/19 4:50:45 PM
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Kaiganeer posted...
we would fight over something else

Tastes GREAT!!
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Zack_Attackv1
11/08/19 4:54:42 PM
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Someone would quickly find a way to monopolize it.
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Shotgunnova
11/08/19 4:57:31 PM
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Bruce Willis would start in a movie called the 197th Element.

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konokonohamaru
11/08/19 4:58:30 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
It would fundamentally change almost every aspect of civilization. From the economy to wars to politics


no, it wouldn't, we'd start fighting over other scarce resources
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Shablagoo
11/08/19 4:58:31 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Bruce Willis would start in a movie called the 197th Element.

ok tbh that sounds worth it. call the aliens, TC.
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Buzz Killjoy
11/08/19 5:11:53 PM
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I think we'd just end up with a different set of crises, like pollution or waste management problems from all the shit people would produce.

Also, unless these aliens revealed a fundamental misunderstanding of the laws of physics to us, you can't just reproduce new matter from nothing, so we'd probably find out we were stealing matter from somewhere else in the universe and the aliens we were stealing from would come and wipe us out or something.
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sauceje
11/08/19 5:19:43 PM
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Consider giving this book a read, TC. It has a similar premise. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/1285614.Echoes_of_Earth
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mooreandrew58
11/08/19 5:24:43 PM
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Jiek_Fafn posted...
Is that a mount from Golden Axe?


Im 99% positive it is.
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Blue_Dream87
11/08/19 5:25:52 PM
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The resource would be quickly monopolized, under the claim that it can be used as weapons by brown people. Those who don't get in on that gravy train will lobby to ban it anyways to keep their bullshit coal/oil/whatev

It's not a resource problem, it's a logistical problem directly resulting from neoliberalism and colonialism

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UnfairRepresent
11/08/19 5:34:55 PM
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Shotgunnova posted...
Bruce Willis would start in a movie called the 197th Element.

Start in a movie?
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Shablagoo
11/08/19 5:56:40 PM
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Hed start in a movie, and finish in a TV show. Whats to get?
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Sackgurl
11/08/19 6:28:47 PM
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owners of any industries directly threatened by post-scarcity of those resources would bribe our highly corrupt, amoral religious leaders into fearmongering their flock of dangerous morons into demanding the machines be sequestered from general society by government "to make sure they're safe"--and if the general public opposed them, they'd actively encourage war and mass murder to those ends

there'd probably then be a sort of behind closed doors secret war among corporations to win the political influence to control them

which isnt that different from the way technological advancement and globalization has impacted people in developing nations.

we could drop all the food needed to feed the world's hungry on them right now, but their leaders would just round up anyone who took the food and murder them, and then stockpile the food in order to maintain their grip on power

access to most critical resources has never been a matter of literal scarcity, but of distribution.
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Trevor_Belmont
11/08/19 7:11:40 PM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Is that a mount from Golden Axe?


Im 99% positive it is.

I was wondering what it was from and found that it is a from Golden Axe.

https://goldenaxe.fandom.com/wiki/Chicken_Leg
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mooreandrew58
11/08/19 7:16:02 PM
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Trevor_Belmont posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Is that a mount from Golden Axe?


Im 99% positive it is.

I was wondering what it was from and found that it is a from Golden Axe.

https://goldenaxe.fandom.com/wiki/Chicken_Leg


Yeah i was actually certain it was but I try to never say im 100% positive unless I got the proof sitting right in front of me.
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UnfairRepresent
11/09/19 3:46:42 AM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
The resource would be quickly monopolized, under the claim that it can be used as weapons by brown people. Those who don't get in on that gravy train will lobby to ban it anyways to keep their bullshit coal/oil/whatev

It's not a resource problem, it's a logistical problem directly resulting from neoliberalism and colonialism

Yeah America isn't allied with Saudi Arabia because of oil, they are allied because it be benefits them logistically to be the lap dog of a random otherwise irrelevant country that keeps murdering people and bombing us
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 5:54:34 PM
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And he was never seen again
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inloveanddeath0
11/10/19 5:55:54 PM
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There still would be war

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mustachedmystic
11/10/19 6:13:24 PM
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Trevor_Belmont posted...
mooreandrew58 posted...
Jiek_Fafn posted...
Is that a mount from Golden Axe?


Im 99% positive it is.

I was wondering what it was from and found that it is a from Golden Axe.

https://goldenaxe.fandom.com/wiki/Chicken_Leg


I knew that thing was in Altered Beast
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