Current Events > The perfect girl but she flips out at the mention or taste of peanut butter.

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She's in every way what you would imagine the perfect girl to be from looks to personality to attitudes etc.

That is until you're watching the big game when your friend offers her a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and she just goes apeshit. Screaming, scratching, slapping around, ripping clothes, thowing the chairs around having a total loss of sanity like a meth addled thug.

Later once she's calmed down alittle she is all embarrased saying she wants to lie down before rushing upstairs to her room. Your friend is like "I didn't even do anything. all I did was offer her a peanut butter sandwich." and as soon as the words leave your friend's lips she's gone nuts again. Thrashing around on the bed like a feral animal.

Your friend quickly leaves and later once she has come down she explains "I can't help it, it's a complex. It happens every time I hear of or taste the Scottish Spread. It's sort of like when Curly hears pop goes the weasel. I just fly off like that for a while. It's not intentional. I can't control it. "

https://i.imgur.com/mXUFSkC.jpg

Could you date her?
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