Current Events > Man forgoes gun, defends home from crazy ex-boyfriend with a massive battle axe.

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UnfairRepresent
11/09/19 4:10:40 PM
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A Michigan man wielded an ax he calls 'his baby' to fend off a convicted criminal who tried to break into his apartment on Wednesday night.

Ben Ball, 36, used a replica battle-ax to chop through the intruder, 33-year-old Alex Lavell Rawls, who is facing a charge of first-degree home invasion.

Ball says the suspect dated his former roommate, but she moved away to distance herself from the convicted felon. Rawls showed up at the apartment at 11:30 p.m. thinking she was still there, according to Wood TV.

Alex Rawls was arrested after breaking into the apartment of Ben Ball who struck him with a replica battle-ax

He repeatedly knocked on the door before kicking it in while Ball was sitting at home playing video games and watching the TV show, Rick and Morty. Ball says he believed Rawls was carrying a firearm, the outlet reported.

[The] door opened, [I] grabbed the ax, [then] step, step, hit," he told Wood TV.

He struck Rawls at least once in the torso with the sharp blade before the two continued to fight in the apartment.

There was a bloody mess everywhere, Ball said.

The suspect fled after the violent affair - leaving a trail of blood which K-9 officers used to catch the suspect, the outlet reported.

Rawls spent the night in the hospital recovering from his wounds before he was transferred to the local jail, according to Kalamazoo County officials.

Ball says he sometimes participates in events - when he's not working at Applebees - where people use those types of weapons in real combat. He told the outlet he's glad to spend so much time practicing with the ax.

Ive got a double-headed carbon steel battle ax that was homemade by a gentleman who has since passed. Thats what I call my baby, Ball said.

Rawls was being held in the Kalamazoo County Jail.

The home invasion charge could put him in prison for a maximum of 20 years. His criminal record includes assaulting and disarming a police officer as well as fleeing and eluding police, according to the Michigan Department of Corrections.


Full ARticle: https://www.foxnews.com/us/michigan-man-fends-intruder-replica-battle-axe-bloody-mess-everywhere
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If you wrote this shit into a drama series critics would complain that it is too unrealistic.
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Guide
11/09/19 4:13:06 PM
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This is the coolest home defense I've ever read about.
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Touch
11/09/19 4:16:35 PM
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Yeah but is he with the imperials or the stormcloaks

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MachineJaipur
11/09/19 4:17:49 PM
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read that as forges gun
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ThePrinceFish
11/09/19 4:18:44 PM
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dat face tat

I think the only thing worse would be getting someone else's face tattooed over your face
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brestugo
11/09/19 4:20:18 PM
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Ben Ball
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Middle hope
11/09/19 4:20:51 PM
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No pics of the axe?

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Doe
11/09/19 4:22:21 PM
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Shablagoo
11/09/19 4:22:41 PM
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Was definitely hoping for a pic of this awesome battleaxe.
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TheDogfather
11/09/19 4:27:53 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Was definitely hoping for a pic of this awesome battleaxe.

same
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UnfairRepresent
11/09/19 4:35:26 PM
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TheDogfather posted...
Shablagoo posted...
Was definitely hoping for a pic of this awesome battleaxe.

same

The police took it :(
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Touch
11/09/19 4:51:14 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
dat face tat

I think the only thing worse would be getting someone else's face tattooed over your face
I think it'd be pretty badass if you were a viking or something tbh

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Guide
11/09/19 4:52:50 PM
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Touch posted...
I think it'd be pretty badass if you were a viking or something tbh


Honestly, the face tat and getting neutralized by a fucking battleaxe are just so appropriately Skyrim. It all fits.

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nevershine
11/09/19 4:55:13 PM
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Playing video games and watching rick and Morty, before defending their home with a replica battle axe...
which CEman was this?

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bobbaaay
11/09/19 5:00:18 PM
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Following the incident the axe was put to sleep
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Alucard188
11/09/19 5:00:29 PM
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The whole thing reads like a Reddit thread. Fucking Christ.

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industrializeit
11/09/19 5:04:37 PM
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bobbaaay posted...
Following the incident the axe was put to sleep

:(
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tamagucci
11/09/19 5:29:21 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Was definitely hoping for a pic of this awesome battleaxe.
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Butterfiles
11/09/19 5:32:36 PM
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Man: "Never should've come here!"
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UnfairRepresent
11/09/19 5:33:28 PM
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nevershine posted...
Playing video games and watching rick and Morty, before defending their home with a replica battle axe...
which CEman was this?

@Complete_Idi0t
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Offworlder1
11/09/19 5:37:14 PM
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Dud was lucky if this was real, had the guy breaking in had a gun it may have ended very badly for the dude with the axe.
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Touch
11/09/19 5:39:49 PM
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Ive got a double-headed carbon steel battle ax that was homemade by a gentleman who has since passed. Thats what I call my baby, Ball said.


That gentleman that passed?

Hattori Hanzo.

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industrializeit
11/09/19 5:46:49 PM
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Touch posted...
Ive got a double-headed carbon steel battle ax that was homemade by a gentleman who has since passed. Thats what I call my baby, Ball said.


That gentleman that passed?

Hattori Hanzo.

Didn't know he did a side project making battle axes :)
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 6:06:20 AM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Dud was lucky if this was real, had the guy breaking in had a gun it may have ended very badly for the dude with the axe.

who says he wasnt armed?
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AmyRobach
11/10/19 6:08:51 AM
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Lordgold666
11/10/19 6:09:06 AM
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Ball was sitting at home playing video games and watching the TV show, Rick and Morty.

Lol
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 6:26:18 AM
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Lordgold666 posted...
Ball was sitting at home playing video games and watching the TV show, Rick and Morty.

Lol

it's a good show
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AmyRobach
11/10/19 6:32:11 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Lordgold666 posted...
Ball was sitting at home playing video games and watching the TV show, Rick and Morty.

Lol

it's a good show


Its one of those things white people have tried to get me into, but it bores the shit out of me. Stuff like Trailer Park Boys, Flight is the Concords, Portlandia, etc. I like White people things, but not those things.

*is Asian*
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Heineken14
11/10/19 6:45:14 AM
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nevershine posted...
Playing video games and watching rick and Morty, before defending their home with a replica battle axe...
which CEman was this?


Well it also said he worked at Applebees, so none of the NEETs.
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 8:22:34 AM
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Heineken14 posted...
nevershine posted...
Playing video games and watching rick and Morty, before defending their home with a replica battle axe...
which CEman was this?


Well it also said he worked at Applebees, so none of the NEETs.

and he had a social life
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Raikuro
11/10/19 8:54:04 AM
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This was from the video in the CBS affiliate. Of course the Fox News article linking to it only cares about the picture of the intruder.
https://i.imgur.com/ecc1c7y.jpg
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 9:41:53 AM
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Raikuro posted...
This was from the video in the CBS affiliate. Of course the Fox News article linking to it only cares about the picture of the intruder.
https://i.imgur.com/ecc1c7y.jpg

is that the axe tho or just an axe?

he was talking about a double sided one
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Raikuro
11/10/19 10:23:51 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
is that the axe tho or just an axe?

he was talking about a double sided one
The video literally circled it and said it was used. Maybe the double sided "baby" was just another ax he was talking about practicing larping with, and this is the one used in the invasion.
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UnfairRepresent
11/10/19 10:26:31 AM
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Raikuro posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
is that the axe tho or just an axe?

he was talking about a double sided one
The video literally circled it and said it was used. Maybe the double sided "baby" was just another ax he was talking about practicing larping with, and this is the one used in the invasion.

Yeah the video circled it but so what? That's journalism 101 and the police took the axe.

That could be any axe at any time
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Raikuro
11/10/19 10:41:55 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Yeah the video circled it but so what? That's journalism 101 and the police took the axe.

That could be any axe at any time
The circled axe was from a picture, because the guy didn't have it anymore. Journalism 101 is also grabbing a sound bite of a guy on a tangent bragging about an unrelated double sided axe for the sake of adding oompf to the story while the actual weapon used was just that regular axe.
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