Current Events > $34,000,000 but Ireland is destroyed

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Money is after tax but if you take it a radical Brexit supporter will go "Well if the Irish backstop problem Is delaying Brexit, then I know a permanent solution to it!"

And then will blow up all of Ireland with homemade WMDs

If you don't take it then he becomes a nurse instead

https://i.imgur.com/7VFCHt9.jpg

Would you take it?
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Even Northern Ireland?

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Foppe posted...

Even Northern Ireland?

No just the Republic
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Deal
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I've no particular love for anything Irish, but I don't think any amount of money could tempt me to commit genocide.

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Nah, the Irish have historically had it bad enough, not gonna add to that

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Of course not. :/

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SO this guy asked me
"34 million but Ireland is destroyed."
I mean what kind of question is that? That's terrible to kill all of those people, sickening to even think about it.

Btw do you know any good investors?
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awesome999 posted...

Nah, the Irish have historically had it bad enough, not gonna add to that

Ireland is one of the most prosperous nations in the world
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Remember the Irish Potato Famine?

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UnfairRepresent posted...

Ireland is one of the most prosperous nations in the world

Do you know what historically means?

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wearing a mask, I'd send a video to the Irish government telling them that I was going to blow it up, and they have two days to evacuate.

with that money, I'll buy my way into the drug game and set up a chain of businesses that are both fully functional AND a front for my money laundering.

once things are going consistently well, we'll push weapons and use my connections to start a private security firm, which will pretty much be my private army, but we'll give back to the community and give charitable donations to schools and churches to keep my public image on the positive side.

then I'm gonna take a break long enough to become an ordained minister but slowly move to a more unorthodoxed style. those I can manipulate will become my disciples, and I'll slowly spread my ideology. eventually I'll reach societal outcast through the missionary work of my disciples, and grow my cult into a religion.

by then I should be ready to take out the other bosses who taint my city. my disciples will cleanse them all with fire, and I will tell them that the Lord will bless them for it in the afterlife.

then I'll run for Mayor and use the Bible and family values as my platform. with my influence spreading like a wildfire, I'll keep my seat for about 8 years and run for President.

as Jefe Reverend-President, I'll gain more access to secrets and powerful allies across the globe, and continue to spread my word through the lips my followers. my followers will be in powerful positions and by the time my two terms are up, I'll have secret armies nationwide. sleeper soldiers ready to respond anywhere at a moment's notice with money no longer being the motivation. I'd be like King Jesus to them.

I'll conduct a series of calculated attacks on IRS buildings and the federal reserve and sensationalize it as terrorist attacks from an unknown enemy. we'll "beat" the enemy and be hailed as heroes.

and that's why I did it all. to be a hero.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

Money is after tax but if you take it a radical Brexit supporter will go "Well if the Irish backstop problem Is delaying Brexit, then I know a permanent solution to it!"

And then will blow up all of Ireland with homemade WMDs

If you don't take it then he becomes a nurse instead

Did we just unlock @_Matchabuu_ 's backstory?

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Oh teep
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Foppe posted...

Even Northern Ireland?

26 + 1 = 1