Current Events > 50 million, or full access to Zeus's powers.

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You will have instant access to all of zeus's powers. Including his lightning bolt. If you decide to take the powers.

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Pretty sure being king of the Greek pantheon would be more profitable than $50 mil

So you're telling me I can transform into Ronda Rousey's sweaty sports bra?
And all I have to do is give up a few dollars?

Done
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I'd rather be Percy than Jason.
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I'm gonna turn into a swan and bang so many people.
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How could somebody pass up turning into a goose to bang their relatives, or whatever fucked up ancient shit Zeus was known for.
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I can't post a link because of ancient Greek boobs, but I'll take the powers.

Thunderbolts

To begin with, Zeus, the God of Thunder, had the power to wield thunderbolts. He did this by concentrating vast amounts of energy in his hands, then aiming and hurling thunderbolts at his targets. His bolts could shear mountains, vaporize islands, incinerate entire cities and even boil the seas. His bolt were also capable of destroying the bodies of mortals, and even gods.

Control Over The Elements

Since Zeus was the God of the sky, he had absolute control over elements such as winds, thunderstorms, rain, moisture, clouds, lightning and weather. He also had the ability to control the movement of stars, govern the functioning of day and night, controlling the effects of time and decide the lifespan of mortals.

Ability To Grant Powers

It is believed that Zeus controlled the abilities of all his children and sisters, a
nd could take their powers and grant them new ones at will. Apart from this, he was also extremely strong physically, enough to lift mountains. His strength exceeded that of every Olympian, except that of Hercules, who was his son.

Shape-shift

Another great ability of Zeus was that he was able to shapeshift or transform himself into other forms at will. Accounts of this ability are mainly witnessed in the tales of his sexual escapades. His disguises included that of an eagle, a satyr, a flame of fire, a phoenix, a shower of gold, a bull, an ant, an eagle, a shower, a lapwing, a swan, a star, a bear, a shepherd, a goose, a serpent and a vulture.

Controlling Humans

While serving as the god of the human race, Zeus presided and controlled elements of their societies including justice, law, honor, order, keeping of oaths, zeal, hospitality and leadership. He could control the events of battle and would kill the ones who broke their oaths. There are also accounts of him issuing prophecies at the city of Dodona. Apart from being immortal, Zeus is immune to all mortal diseases and conventional injuries. Zeus could also create interdimensional apertures in which he could instantly transport himself (or the Olympian army) from one location to another.

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voldothegr8 posted...

Apart from being immortal

ah shit guess I'll take the money then.
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Well, with those powers, 50 mil is chump change. The solar system is now my plaything. Pluto's back and y'all who denied it shall pay.

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i thought that said penis, not powers.
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spudger posted...

i thought that said penis, not powers.

For Zeus, they're the same thing.
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Powers.
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