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Duncanwii
11/16/19 9:37:22 PM
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I asked and she said maybe. That's better then what I usually get.

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Irony
11/16/19 9:38:23 PM
#2:


No

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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 9:40:50 PM
#3:


How can you still trust her after she broke your pinky promise?
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Strider102
11/16/19 9:42:37 PM
#4:


Make sure you wear that eevee shirt for her to get her going.

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Duncanwii
11/16/19 9:48:09 PM
#5:


We had a talk about sex Friday.

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KingArthur3D
11/16/19 9:50:59 PM
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Duncanwii
11/16/19 9:51:47 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
How can you still trust her after she broke your pinky promise?
What was that again?

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Kitt
11/16/19 9:53:13 PM
#8:


Can you stop making these topics?
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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 9:54:14 PM
#9:


Go to the pharmacy and get some horny goat weed and take like 10 an hour before you go to see her.

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Duncanwii
11/16/19 9:54:34 PM
#10:


Kitt posted...
Can you stop making these topics?
If I dont talk about it I'll explode. Metaphorically.

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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 9:55:06 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
How can you still trust her after she broke your pinky promise?
What was that again?

I thought you said that she pinky promised you that she would have sex with you before and it didn't happen.
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scorpion41
11/16/19 10:00:47 PM
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Did you fill out the necessary request forms and pay the $20 processing fee?
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Delirious_Beard
11/16/19 10:01:42 PM
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Kitt posted...
Can you stop making topics?

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DarthAragorn
11/16/19 10:02:41 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
Duncanwii posted...
a-c-a-b posted...
How can you still trust her after she broke your pinky promise?
What was that again?

I thought you said that she pinky promised you that she would have sex with you before and it didn't happen.

He did
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MabusIncarnate
11/16/19 10:03:07 PM
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a-c-a-b posted...
I thought you said that she pinky promised you that she would have sex with you before and it didn't happen.
It almost happened, but little Duncan didn't show up for the party. Stage freight or whatever.

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Lordgold666
11/16/19 10:04:14 PM
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You are now tracking this topic.
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IfGodCouldDie
11/16/19 10:05:22 PM
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Lordgold666 posted...
You are now tracking this topic.

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Duncanwii
11/16/19 10:08:23 PM
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I feel like I love my girlfriend deeply but I'm horribly frustrated because I dont think she understands my needs as much as I need her too.

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DarthAragorn
11/16/19 10:08:47 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I feel like I love my girlfriend deeply but I'm horribly frustrated because I dont think she understands my needs as much as I need her too.

You clearly don't understand that she doesn't want to fuck you
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Touch
11/16/19 10:08:54 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
It almost happened, but little Duncan didn't show up for the party. Stage freight or whatever.
Duncan's Wii wouldn't boot up

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Wii_Shaker
11/16/19 10:10:32 PM
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Touch posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
It almost happened, but little Duncan didn't show up for the party. Stage freight or whatever.
Duncan's Wii wouldn't boot up

He should shake it.
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Duncanwii
11/16/19 10:13:34 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
You clearly don't understand that she doesn't want to fuck you
I've seen her pee before. Clearly shes comfortable with me intimately.

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DarthAragorn
11/16/19 10:14:39 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
You clearly don't understand that she doesn't want to fuck you
I've seen her pee before. Clearly shes comfortable with me intimately.

My dad and I have pissed in the same toilet at the same time before, doesn't mean we want to fuck each other
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Duncanwii
11/16/19 10:16:54 PM
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DarthAragorn posted...
My dad and I have pissed in the same toilet at the same time before, doesn't mean we want to fuck each other
Look shes told me she wants to. Why would she lie to my face? Especially since shes the blunt type who let's you know what she wants.

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JimCarrysToe
11/16/19 10:17:11 PM
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Strap ons don't get shy, you should let her fuck you this time lol

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DarthAragorn
11/16/19 10:18:15 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
My dad and I have pissed in the same toilet at the same time before, doesn't mean we want to fuck each other
Look shes told me she wants to. Why would she lie to my face? Especially since shes the blunt type who let's you know what she wants.

Because you've been bugging her about it for years now

You'd think the fact that it still hasn't happened would clue you in but holy fuck dude
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Solid Sonic
11/16/19 10:18:51 PM
#28:


I hope your pee pee is decent-looking, for your sake.

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Touch
11/16/19 10:22:34 PM
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Wii_Shaker posted...
He should shake it.
Great name to post ratio

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Duncanwii
11/16/19 10:23:26 PM
#30:


DarthAragorn posted...
You'd think the fact that it still hasn't happened would clue you in but holy f*** dude
If you knew anything about our situations or our lives youd know that sex has been next to impossible until 4 months ago.

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TheoryzC
11/16/19 10:23:49 PM
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JimCarrysToe posted...
Strap ons don't get shy, you should let her fuck you this time lol

Lol
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MrKapowski
11/16/19 10:37:07 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
I feel like I love my girlfriend deeply but I'm horribly frustrated because I dont think she understands my needs as much as I need her too.


Meanwhile her needs are being met by Chad
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Duncanwii
11/16/19 10:37:47 PM
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MrKapowski posted...
Meanwhile her needs are being met by Chad
Shut up.

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Duncanwii
11/16/19 10:48:58 PM
#34:


Why are you all such asses to me about my sex life? I'm trying God damn it. >:(

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EverDownward
11/16/19 10:50:52 PM
#35:


Good luck, Duncan. Godspeed, dude.
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Zikten
11/16/19 10:51:20 PM
#36:


I hope it all works out
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Duncanwii
11/16/19 10:51:53 PM
#37:


EverDownward posted...
Good luck, Duncan. Godspeed, dude.


Zikten posted...
I hope it all works out
Thank you.

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codey
11/16/19 10:52:39 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
DarthAragorn posted...
You'd think the fact that it still hasn't happened would clue you in but holy f*** dude
If you knew anything about our situations or our lives youd know that sex has been next to impossible until 4 months ago.


So for four months you've been able to and haven't. Sounds like she definitely wants to fuck.
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TeaMilk
11/16/19 10:56:23 PM
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a-c-a-b
11/16/19 10:56:28 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Why are you all such asses to me about my sex life? I'm trying God damn it. >:(

You need to have sex first before you can have a sex life.
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Duncanwii
11/16/19 10:57:39 PM
#41:


TeaMilk posted...
Doncan do you eat ass
Ew no.

Tried Vagina last time during our failed attempt but neither of us liked it. Maybe I just wasnt doing it right idk.

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codey
11/16/19 10:59:14 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
TeaMilk posted...
Doncan do you eat ass
Ew no.

Tried Vagina last time during our failed attempt but neither of us liked it. Maybe I just wasnt doing it right idk.


You can't be disgusted by sex acts when you don't have sex.
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Duncanwii
11/16/19 11:00:12 PM
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codey posted...
You can't be disgusted by sex acts when you don't have sex.
I dont have to have had sex to know putting your mouth in a butthole is gross.

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codey
11/16/19 11:01:34 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
codey posted...
You can't be disgusted by sex acts when you don't have sex.
I dont have to have had sex to know putting your mouth in a butthole is gross.


Unless you licked your own asshole you do.
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DezDroppedFreak
11/16/19 11:06:50 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
Why are you all such asses to me about my sex life? I'm trying God damn it. >:(

Maybe stop making these topics
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Duncanwii
11/16/19 11:09:00 PM
#46:


DezDroppedFreak posted...
Maybe stop making these topics
I have no one to talk to about it. I cant discuss it with my family I have no IRL friends and the one CEman who wants to dropped of the face of the earth. Also my gf will take about it but I see her so rarely nowadays it isnt worth it.

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DezDroppedFreak
11/16/19 11:26:18 PM
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Duncanwii posted...
DezDroppedFreak posted...
Maybe stop making these topics
I have no one to talk to about it. I cant discuss it with my family I have no IRL friends and the one CEman who wants to dropped of the face of the earth. Also my gf will take about it but I see her so rarely nowadays it isnt worth it.


I dont understand your incessant need to talk about this and get repeatedly clowned.

Also your gf is probably the most important person in this situation to talk to about this.
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ToPoPO
11/16/19 11:30:59 PM
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Anyone else getting sick of these topics? I used to like this drama but now it's just annoying as fuck.

Or maybe it might just be me today.

TC can never replace Dawkins for his entertainment quality
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Duncanwii
11/16/19 11:32:15 PM
#49:


ToPoPO posted...
Anyone else getting sick of these topics? I used to like this drama but now it's just annoying as fuck.

Or maybe it might just be me today.

TC can never replace Dawkins for his entertainment quality
Sorry that my life inconveniences you. I'll try to keep my sexual needs down so they dont annoy you.

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ToPoPO
11/16/19 11:34:16 PM
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I think I know what it is, I've become more sensitive that you're an awful person
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