Current Events > Aliens are screwing around with our nukes to get us to get rid of them

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Hop103
11/19/19 7:17:18 PM
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They are turning nuclear weapons on and off for no reason except to tell us they are useless against the aliens and we should get rid of the nukes. Also, no surprise the government is trying to bury this story and the evidence even though this is something we need to know as that can be perceived as a threat if the aliens are hostile.

https://mysteriousuniverse.org/2019/11/man-claims-ets-turn-off-our-nuclear-weapons-to-show-how-useless-they-are/
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Gakk86
11/19/19 7:18:33 PM
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Somebody get Mulder and Scully, only they have the experience to deal with this threat.
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MrResetti
11/19/19 7:20:04 PM
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Can't turn off my rock and roll
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iPhone_7
11/19/19 7:28:00 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
Somebody get Mulder and Scully, only they have the experience to deal with this threat.

Mulder Im sure theres a perfectly logical explanation for all of this

Scully, you have repeatedly been attacked, kidnapped, & possibly raped by aliens, & given birth to an alien hybrid, shut the f*** up and believe for once!
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Laserion
11/19/19 7:28:29 PM
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MrResetti posted...
Can't turn off my rock and roll.

So, the aliens will be defeated by music. Minmei and Basara will save us.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
11/19/19 7:29:26 PM
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Why would aliens want us to get rid of them if they are no threat to them?

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Gakk86
11/19/19 7:31:43 PM
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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Why would aliens want us to get rid of them if they are no threat to them?

Irradiated water is worth fewer caps, they don't want us devaluing what they're attacking us for.
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PrettyBoyFloyd
11/19/19 8:07:27 PM
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Sounds like a bluff.

We get rid of the nukes and it makes it easier for them.

Sure we could lose but we could take a few of them with us.

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