Board 8 > How much money would you need to be paid to go to prison?

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red sox 777
11/20/19 12:31:26 AM
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How much would you need to be paid to go to prison?










You get put in prison at the lowest security level. Your paycheck gets deposited to the bank account of your choice. You can quit at any time in which case your salary will stop, but in all other respects you are treated like any other prisoner. Your income is fully taxable as regular earned income.
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Uglyface2
11/20/19 12:35:33 AM
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After watching After Prison Show on YouTube for a while, I'm pretty sure the answer is that you couldn't pay me enough.

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ChichiriMuyo
11/20/19 1:06:44 AM
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Depends. If lowest security means Butner it wouldn't take much. The people in there should be paying for the privilege tbh.
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MysticBrohan
11/20/19 12:13:40 PM
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white prison or prison prison
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red sox 777
11/20/19 1:38:06 PM
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Lowest security!
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LordoftheMorons
11/20/19 3:50:06 PM
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Can I instantly quit and teleport out if something really bad is about to happen?

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red sox 777
11/20/19 3:58:04 PM
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LordoftheMorons posted...
Can I instantly quit and teleport out if something really bad is about to happen?


Only if the thing is related to being in prison. Like if you were going to have a heart attack anyway, you won't be able teleport yourself to an emergency room. But if it's something like being attacked by another inmate, yes. But once you quit you can't get the job back.
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GranzonEx
11/20/19 3:59:50 PM
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LordoftheMorons posted...
Can I instantly quit and teleport out if something really bad is about to happen?

only if your life is in danger like if you were about to get shanked, but you will be teleported out and immediate back in as soon as the situation has been diffused

you can't teleport out if say you dropped your soap, or if you're biting down on your pillow with a line of 10 guys behind you
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SantaRPidgey
11/20/19 3:59:52 PM
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I think I would probably do it for 350. Not only could I make a nice bump, keep my job from a leave of absence, but I could also rent out my house for some extra income on top of that. Then there's the money I save on my mortgage, electric, water etc.

It's not a bad deal for a lonely man like me
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_stingers_
11/20/19 4:01:53 PM
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if i was still single..id prolly do it for like 200k for a few years...but now I dont think you could pay me
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