Current Events > 20 million, but you must drink 20 (40)oz of beer for 20 years straight.

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You must drink 20 (40)z cans of any beer everyday straight for 20 years. If you miss one can you instantly lose all the money. And if you can't pay back the money spent. You will spend time in jail to pay off the debt.

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Twenty 40s? I doubt thats possible. Maybe Andre the Giant could have done it for a year or 2.

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Wait. A full fucking FAWTY?



TWENTY of them?

Dude. I was a professional alcoholic and even I couldn't do that.

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EzeDoesIt posted...

Twenty 40s? I doubt thats possible. Maybe Andre the Giant could have done it for a year or 2.

He actually maybe could have if he committed to being an alcoholic. He once said he needed two liters of vodka just to feel warm. He allegedly once drank 156 sixteen-ounce beers in a single sitting, which comes out to 2,496 ounces as compared to the 800 per day here.
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Shablagoo posted...

He once said he needed two liters of vodka just to feel warm.

That actually lead to an equation that's still used to calculate anesthesia.

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You would die nope

DrizztLink posted...

Shablagoo posted...

He once said he needed two liters of vodka just to feel warm.

That actually lead to an equation that's still used to calculate anesthesia.

Wow, thats awesome
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Just for the record this is the equivalent of drinking exactly 50 pints (16oz) of beer a day for 20 years.

Not only is this impossible for most people to drink this much even in a matter of 2 days, but anyone who could handle 50 pints before passing out would likely suffer from extensive liver damage after, idk, a few weeks? Maybe months?

So in conclusion this proposition is flat out ridiculous.

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Topic title: "20 million, but you have to die"
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clyde_frog posted...

Not only is this impossible for most people to drink this much even in a matter of 2 days,

My tolerance has gone up since my last dance with FAWTIES, but even back then it was pretty impressive.

I think three, maybe four were enough to put me in a complete blackout, piss in a closet drunk.

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Yeah thats a good question TC, if we die before the times up does the money go to our family or do we lose it?
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ChrisTaka posted...

Topic title: "20 million, but you have to die"

Even if the alcohol didn't kill you, this would cause a ton of weight gain.
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Anyone who says no is an idiot

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Shablagoo posted...

He actually maybe could have if he committed to being an alcoholic. He once said he needed two liters of vodka just to feel warm. He allegedly once drank 156 sixteen-ounce beers in a single sitting, which comes out to 2,496 ounces as compared to the 800 per day here.

https://drunkard.com/10_06_andre_giant/

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i save money on my beer this way

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A day? Impossible.
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I'm a pretty seasoned drinker but it's not even remotely possible to do that for even 1 day.
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Why do people post these ridiculous topics? Lol

Like you could cut the drinking requirements to only 2 bottles and this shit would still not be possible for most people.
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Thought this topic meant 20-40oz of beer and I wouldve said easy money

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CosmicShadows posted...

You must drink 20 (40)z cans of any beer everyday straight for 20 years. If you miss one can you instantly lose all the money. And if you can't pay back the money spent. You will spend time in jail to pay off the debt.

That's not even safe. One would eventually die of alcohol poisoning after a certain period of time. One would be dead many years before the completion of that 20 year period.
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TheGoldenEel posted...

Thought this topic meant 20-40oz of beer and I wouldve said easy money

Oh yeah.

That I could do.

I'd almost definitely die before 20 years but I could do it.

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zzeennoolloo posted...

One would eventually die of alcohol poisoning after

Eventually?

Bruh.

You'd die of it in ONE DAY

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6.25 gallons of beer a day? Wtf. Like even if I did drink that would be absurd. You could make that pretty much any beverage and it would be absurd.

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uwnim posted...

6.25 gallons of beer a day? Wtf. Like even if I did drink that would be absurd. You could make that pretty much any beverage and it would be absurd.

Hell people have died from drinking too much of plain old water.

Anyway you'd spend those 20 years just simply drinking and have no time to enjoy your money anyway.

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inloveanddeath0 posted...

Anyone who says no is an idiot

anybody saying yes is probably going to die on the first day
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DrizztLink posted...

TheGoldenEel posted...

Thought this topic meant 20-40oz of beer and I wouldve said easy money

Oh yeah.

That I could do.

I'd almost definitely die before 20 years but I could do it.

Why would you almost definitely die lol
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Shablagoo posted...

Why would you almost definitely die lol

Already did a whole mess of damage to myself with the booze.

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