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CosmicShadows 11/21/19 3:58:37 AM #1: |
I unfortunately wouldn't know. God didn't bless me with a big D. He did everything else. Just not that. <_<
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DrizztLink 11/21/19 3:59:19 AM #2: |
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Aristoph 11/21/19 4:03:07 AM #3: |
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Verdekal 11/21/19 4:06:52 AM #4: |
It's been noticed but I've never cared to use it.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/21/19 4:33:48 AM #5: |
I don't know, mines only slightly above average in size.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ 11/21/19 4:43:52 AM #6: |
Heavy
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gunplagirl 11/21/19 4:45:04 AM #7: |
I want it flipped inside out because they're just ergonomically inferior with respect to myself
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UnfairRepresent 11/21/19 4:47:34 AM #8: |
dont sit on it
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DrizztLink 11/21/19 4:51:00 AM #9: |
On topic, when I lost my virginity, the girl was pulling down my boxers, saying something about manscaping, and let out "HOLY SHIT" mid-sentence when it flopped out.
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Infost 11/21/19 4:55:18 AM #10: |
gunplagirl posted...
I want it flipped inside out because they're just ergonomically inferior with respect to myself Now I'm wondering if a CEgal has a bigger D than mine. >_> --- Filler sig. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MICHALECOLE 11/21/19 5:14:16 AM #11: |
The look on a girls face is when she cums is the only reason to live
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Wii_Shaker 11/21/19 5:17:01 AM #12: |
Not having to worry about a girl not sleeping with you because you have a small wiener is nice. I have female friends who won't sleep with a guy if they know his dink is small.
Aside from that, it offers the same standard challenges that is synonymous with dating. --- "He busted in, blessed be the Lord Who believe any mess they read up on a message board" -MF DOOM ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 11/21/19 5:17:57 AM #13: |
Infost posted...
Now I'm wondering if a CEgal has a bigger D than mine. >_> I've passed the toilet paper roll test :l so it's a given I've beat most CEmen. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 11/21/19 5:44:16 AM #14: |
its like external falopian tubes
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Shamon 11/21/19 6:14:26 AM #15: |
Its like Hakuna Matata
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD 11/21/19 6:53:15 AM #16: |
gunplagirl posted...
I've passed the toilet paper roll test :l so it's a given I've beat most CEmen. What's the "toilet paper roll test"?? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SiO4 11/21/19 7:03:30 AM #17: |
It can be annoying in the morning.
I mean, even if you're just trying to roll over in bed and go back to sleep. It can get caught on shit, like a fishing net. If you know what I mean. --- "Whatever the reason you're on Mars, I'm glad you're there, and I wish I was with you." ~Carl Sagan. Currently playing: Flight Simulator X.~PC ... Copied to Clipboard!
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slipknirvana 11/21/19 7:16:15 AM #18: |
I don't think I notice any difference.
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super_clout 11/21/19 11:27:12 AM #19: |
Just the "ohh my god" chicks say when they first see it.
as for the toilet paper roll test, i can't even put my head in one of those things. I like cotton boxers(izod brand) easy for it to hang left and comfortable since i'm only 5'8 urinals are akward to use so i just go to the stall instead. --- FC 1891 1184 7059. IGN. Clout ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChrisTaka 11/21/19 12:14:19 PM #20: |
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
gunplagirl posted...I've passed the toilet paper roll test :l so it's a given I've beat most CEmen. I too would like to aquire knowledge of what this is. --- Knowledge is having the right answer. Intelligence is asking the right question ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ssj3vegeta_ 11/21/19 12:15:25 PM #21: |
CosmicShadows posted...
He did everything else How dat booty do --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid Sonic 11/21/19 12:17:33 PM #23: |
ChrisTaka posted...
I too would like to aquire knowledge of what this is. My guess would be if you can get it past the end of the TP roll you're golden. --- Tell me how you feel upon learning that I write MLP fanfiction. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChrisTaka 11/21/19 12:21:08 PM #24: |
Solid Sonic posted...
ChrisTaka posted...I too would like to aquire knowledge of what this is. Aight hol up I'mma be right back --- Knowledge is having the right answer. Intelligence is asking the right question ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 11/22/19 3:39:57 AM #25: |
ChrisTaka posted...
Aight hol up I'mma be right back Supposing you can even fit inside, in which case you pass the girth test which is what matters most anyways, at least for sex itself. Also it's been 15+ hours, I'm assuming some sort of toilet paper related injury hospitalized you. :'( --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Aristoph 11/23/19 3:00:26 AM #26: |
gunplagirl posted...
ChrisTaka posted...Aight hol up I'mma be right back I am now imagining someone walking into an emergency room with a roll of toilet paper stuck on their member. Not just the tube. A full roll. Because who digs a used tube out of the trash to stick their willy in it? XD --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules ... Copied to Clipboard!
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stone 11/23/19 3:01:43 AM #27: |
Ask Vegy, and reverse engineer his answer.
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gunplagirl 11/23/19 11:20:05 AM #28: |
@ChrisTaka
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ChrisTaka 11/23/19 11:41:38 AM #29: |
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@ChrisTaka Fuck no, I'm almost cut myself lol --- Knowledge is having the right answer. Intelligence is asking the right question ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lebronwon 11/23/19 11:44:02 AM #30: |
Women often ask for a break or tap out during sex.
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Tony_Biggie_Pun 11/23/19 11:48:04 AM #31: |
Shamon posted...
Its like Hakuna MatataThis lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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gunplagirl 11/23/19 11:52:26 AM #32: |
ChrisTaka posted...
Fuck no, I'm almost cut myself lol Better than expected, all things considered. :/ --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png tfw no big tiddy goth vampire gf who lactates blood - viewmaster_pi ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Coastal_elite 11/23/19 12:03:44 PM #33: |
CosmicShadows posted...
I unfortunately wouldn't know. God didn't bless me with a big D. He did everything else. Just not that. <_< It's not all that it's cracked up to be. It impresses the girls and makes them brag about your dick (and of course, you an brag about it too), but it won't actually improve your performance in bed that much, you still have to learn the skills. When you're not having sex you can "choke" it if you sit and your boxers slide back. It's not painful, just uncomfortable. Also, a big D can be mistaken for a hard D, which is dangerous (because a hard, fully clothed D in public is more frowned upon in society than a fucking loaded gun, even when it can be an involuntary reaction). In all, it's still a good thing to have, but it's not as awesome as people think. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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synth_real 11/23/19 2:22:11 PM #35: |
Solid Sonic posted...
ChrisTaka posted...I too would like to aquire knowledge of what this is. No, if it fits inside the tube then you fail the test. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 11/23/19 2:26:53 PM #36: |
Constantly gotta make sure it hasn't popped out my boxers again. Chaffing, even with baggy clothes.
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