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CosmicShadows
11/21/19 3:58:37 AM
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I unfortunately wouldn't know. God didn't bless me with a big D. He did everything else. Just not that. <_<

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DrizztLink
11/21/19 3:59:19 AM
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Aristoph
11/21/19 4:03:07 AM
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Meh, it's alright.
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Verdekal
11/21/19 4:06:52 AM
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It's been noticed but I've never cared to use it.

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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
11/21/19 4:33:48 AM
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I don't know, mines only slightly above average in size.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
11/21/19 4:43:52 AM
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Heavy
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gunplagirl
11/21/19 4:45:04 AM
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I want it flipped inside out because they're just ergonomically inferior with respect to myself

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UnfairRepresent
11/21/19 4:47:34 AM
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dont sit on it
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DrizztLink
11/21/19 4:51:00 AM
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On topic, when I lost my virginity, the girl was pulling down my boxers, saying something about manscaping, and let out "HOLY SHIT" mid-sentence when it flopped out.

That was an ego boost.

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Infost
11/21/19 4:55:18 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
I want it flipped inside out because they're just ergonomically inferior with respect to myself

Now I'm wondering if a CEgal has a bigger D than mine. >_>
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MICHALECOLE
11/21/19 5:14:16 AM
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The look on a girls face is when she cums is the only reason to live
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Wii_Shaker
11/21/19 5:17:01 AM
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Not having to worry about a girl not sleeping with you because you have a small wiener is nice. I have female friends who won't sleep with a guy if they know his dink is small.

Aside from that, it offers the same standard challenges that is synonymous with dating.
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gunplagirl
11/21/19 5:17:57 AM
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Infost posted...
Now I'm wondering if a CEgal has a bigger D than mine. >_>


I've passed the toilet paper roll test :l so it's a given I've beat most CEmen.

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Rika_Furude
11/21/19 5:44:16 AM
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Shamon
11/21/19 6:14:26 AM
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Its like Hakuna Matata
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
11/21/19 6:53:15 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
I've passed the toilet paper roll test :l so it's a given I've beat most CEmen.

What's the "toilet paper roll test"??
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SiO4
11/21/19 7:03:30 AM
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It can be annoying in the morning.
I mean, even if you're just trying to roll over in bed and go back to sleep.
It can get caught on shit, like a fishing net.
If you know what I mean.

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slipknirvana
11/21/19 7:16:15 AM
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I don't think I notice any difference.
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super_clout
11/21/19 11:27:12 AM
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Just the "ohh my god" chicks say when they first see it.
as for the toilet paper roll test, i can't even put my head in one of those things.
I like cotton boxers(izod brand) easy for it to hang left and comfortable
since i'm only 5'8 urinals are akward to use so i just go to the stall instead.
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ChrisTaka
11/21/19 12:14:19 PM
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
gunplagirl posted...
I've passed the toilet paper roll test :l so it's a given I've beat most CEmen.

What's the "toilet paper roll test"??


I too would like to aquire knowledge of what this is.
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ssj3vegeta_
11/21/19 12:15:25 PM
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CosmicShadows posted...
He did everything else

How dat booty do
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Solid Sonic
11/21/19 12:17:33 PM
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ChrisTaka posted...
I too would like to aquire knowledge of what this is.


My guess would be if you can get it past the end of the TP roll you're golden.

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ChrisTaka
11/21/19 12:21:08 PM
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Solid Sonic posted...
ChrisTaka posted...
I too would like to aquire knowledge of what this is.


My guess would be if you can get it past the end of the TP roll you're golden.


Aight hol up I'mma be right back
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gunplagirl
11/22/19 3:39:57 AM
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ChrisTaka posted...
Aight hol up I'mma be right back


Supposing you can even fit inside, in which case you pass the girth test which is what matters most anyways, at least for sex itself. Also it's been 15+ hours, I'm assuming some sort of toilet paper related injury hospitalized you. :'(

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Aristoph
11/23/19 3:00:26 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
ChrisTaka posted...
Aight hol up I'mma be right back


Supposing you can even fit inside, in which case you pass the girth test which is what matters most anyways, at least for sex itself. Also it's been 15+ hours, I'm assuming some sort of toilet paper related injury hospitalized you. :'(


I am now imagining someone walking into an emergency room with a roll of toilet paper stuck on their member. Not just the tube. A full roll. Because who digs a used tube out of the trash to stick their willy in it?

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stone
11/23/19 3:01:43 AM
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Ask Vegy, and reverse engineer his answer.
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gunplagirl
11/23/19 11:20:05 AM
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@ChrisTaka

Please respond, are you okay?

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ChrisTaka
11/23/19 11:41:38 AM
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gunplagirl posted...
@ChrisTaka

Please respond, are you okay?


Fuck no, I'm almost cut myself lol
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Lebronwon
11/23/19 11:44:02 AM
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Women often ask for a break or tap out during sex.
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
11/23/19 11:48:04 AM
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Shamon posted...
Its like Hakuna Matata
This lol
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gunplagirl
11/23/19 11:52:26 AM
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ChrisTaka posted...
Fuck no, I'm almost cut myself lol


Better than expected, all things considered. :/

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Coastal_elite
11/23/19 12:03:44 PM
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CosmicShadows posted...
I unfortunately wouldn't know. God didn't bless me with a big D. He did everything else. Just not that. <_<


It's not all that it's cracked up to be.

It impresses the girls and makes them brag about your dick (and of course, you an brag about it too), but it won't actually improve your performance in bed that much, you still have to learn the skills.

When you're not having sex you can "choke" it if you sit and your boxers slide back. It's not painful, just uncomfortable. Also, a big D can be mistaken for a hard D, which is dangerous (because a hard, fully clothed D in public is more frowned upon in society than a fucking loaded gun, even when it can be an involuntary reaction).

In all, it's still a good thing to have, but it's not as awesome as people think.
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synth_real
11/23/19 2:22:11 PM
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Solid Sonic posted...
ChrisTaka posted...
I too would like to aquire knowledge of what this is.


My guess would be if you can get it past the end of the TP roll you're golden.

No, if it fits inside the tube then you fail the test.
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Lost_All_Senses
11/23/19 2:26:53 PM
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Constantly gotta make sure it hasn't popped out my boxers again. Chaffing, even with baggy clothes.

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