Current Events > My apartment complex painted the patio of my building but didn't put up a sign

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Timohtep
11/22/19 9:27:57 PM
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They painted the front patio floor barring a path to walk on at some point while I was gone over the past 24 hours, and the paint was still wet when I got home just now. Who the fuck doesn't put a wet paint sign for paint on the fucking GROUND? I could've fucking stepped in it and tracked literal fucking paint in my apartment and maybe on my shit. What the fuck
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Timohtep
11/22/19 9:35:13 PM
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Gakk86
11/22/19 9:37:33 PM
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Sit your bare ass down on the patio so it leaves a giant butt print in the paint. That will teach them.
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LordFarquad1312
11/22/19 9:38:45 PM
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Sue them
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Abiz_
11/22/19 9:38:53 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
Sit your bare ass down on the patio so it leaves a giant butt print in the paint. That will teach them.
Gakk with the solution. Just don't get caught though. You would probably get put on the sex offender list.
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masticatingman
11/22/19 9:42:14 PM
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Generally as long as it isn't actually inside the confines of your actual apartment living space, the bigger complexes have you by the balls. Something I tried to convey to my boomer parents when they were looking over one of my leases with me before - there really is no legitimate negotiation with those documents these days since there are so many apt seekers out there.
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Timohtep
11/22/19 11:29:58 PM
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Trickfinger
11/24/19 1:16:36 AM
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Gakk86 posted...
Sit your bare ass down on the patio so it leaves a giant butt print in the paint. That will teach them.



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Wetterdew
11/24/19 1:37:12 AM
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Gakk86 posted...
Sit your bare ass down on the patio so it leaves a giant butt print in the paint. That will teach them.

Make sure to leave a mark for your balls lol https://i.redd.it/878bulh1xj731.jpg
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Abiz_
11/24/19 1:39:04 AM
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Wetterdew posted...
Make sure to leave a mark for your balls lol https://i.redd.it/878bulh1xj731.jpg
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