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Looked gf 11/23/19 12:45:34 AM #1:	And how old are you? --- https://gfycat.com/chillynearfiddlercrab.gif <cite>Looked gf posted [p:930562731] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>And how old are you?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 11/23/19 12:45:50 AM #2:	Because relationships with people are annoying and 48 --- https://imgur.com/tRUZB3x <cite>RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted [p:930562735] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Because relationships with people are annoying and 48</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HerpToTheDerp 11/23/19 12:46:02 AM #3:	because i like the taste of penis -29 <cite>HerpToTheDerp posted [p:930562744] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>because i like the taste of penis -29</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MisterGoats 11/23/19 12:46:23 AM #4:	Because the last relationship didn't end well and I prefer guys --- The goat user of CE has just posted in your topic! <cite>MisterGoats posted [p:930562759] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Because the last relationship didn't end well and I prefer guys</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 11/23/19 12:46:28 AM #5:	Because I'm ugly --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:930562763] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Because I'm ugly </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KogaSteelfang 11/23/19 12:46:50 AM #6:	36 and because I'm not good enough. --- Work in progress, please be patient. <cite>KogaSteelfang posted [p:930562773] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>36 and because I'm not good enough. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 11/23/19 12:49:39 AM #7:	I just don't like getting the laugh track when I put effort into something --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:930562861] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>I just don't like getting the laugh track when I put effort into something</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 11/23/19 12:51:32 AM #8:	27 My last relationship was a train wreck and there's only two girls I've met since I would actually date, one of whom is taken and the other one moved away. --- Balenciaga hoodies and Gucci shoes #FreeMelly <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:930562931] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>27 My last relationship was a train wreck and there's only two girls I've met since I would actually date, one of whom is taken and the other one moved away. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 11/23/19 12:52:30 AM #9:	Crippling depression. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s <cite>Umbreon posted [p:930562963] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Crippling depression.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
evil_zombie11 11/23/19 12:53:40 AM #10:	27. I really don't much care for connections. --- Yo wtf Probably lifting or running... <cite>evil_zombie11 posted [p:930563007] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>27. I really don't much care for connections.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Pepys Monster 11/23/19 1:42:24 AM #11:	Because then I'd be giving up on my ex fiancee, and accepting defeat. I'm 31. --- GOML <cite>Pepys Monster posted [p:930564375] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Because then I'd be giving up on my ex fiancee, and accepting defeat. I'm 31.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DDirtyDastard 11/23/19 1:48:08 AM #12:	34 Been burned one too many times. Too much work, too little return. Chicks are too fickle, too impulsive. Their neediness is too limiting to my freedom. <cite>DDirtyDastard posted [p:930564506] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>34 Been burned one too many times. Too much work, too little return. Chicks are too fickle, too impulsive. Their neediness is too limiting to my freedom.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDyslexicGuy 11/23/19 1:48:52 AM #13:	Bitch's be tripping --- https://imgur.com/sbQ2q87 <cite>TheDyslexicGuy posted [p:930564520] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Bitch's be tripping</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
teepan95 11/23/19 1:49:25 AM #14:	I've tried a few times, but it's never gotten anywhere 24 --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930564535] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>I've tried a few times, but it's never gotten anywhere 24 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gobstoppers12 11/23/19 1:57:28 AM #15:	29, and I currently do have one. A recent one, though, just over a month ago. --- I write Naruto Fanfiction. But I am definitely not a furry. <cite>Gobstoppers12 posted [p:930564717] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>29, and I currently do have one. A recent one, though, just over a month ago.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sLaCkEr408___RJ 11/23/19 1:58:08 AM #16:	Married her <cite>sLaCkEr408___RJ posted [p:930564731] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Married her </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MarthGoomba 11/23/19 2:00:36 AM #17:	Because I still sleep with anime girl dakimakuras <cite>MarthGoomba posted [p:930564789] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Because I still sleep with anime girl dakimakuras</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MaverickXeo 11/23/19 2:06:30 AM #18:	31; and I am too busy between work, school, and volunteering to get into a relationship. I have dating profiles, but I normally only send one message and disappear due to getting busy and forgetting. --- --- MaverickXeo --- <cite>MaverickXeo posted [p:930564915] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>31; and I am too busy between work, school, and volunteering to get into a relationship. I have dating profiles, but I normally only send one message and disappear due to getting busy and forgetting.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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teepan95 11/23/19 2:07:48 AM #20:	RedWhiteBlue posted... the older you get with no experience the harder it becomes. I feel like this is true --- I use Gameraven and you should too. "I don't f****** care about anyone's penis but mine..." - Machete <cite>teepan95 posted [p:930564940] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>RedWhiteBlue posted...</cite> <quote>the older you get with no experience the harder it becomes.</quote> I feel like this is true</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MedeaLysistrata 11/23/19 2:08:58 AM #21:	teepan95 posted... RedWhiteBlue posted... the older you get with no experience the harder it becomes. I feel like this is true It sure is. You know in mad max how the dude forgets how to talk? That's real --- "Why is ontology so expensive?" - JH [Is this live?][Joyless planet...] <cite>MedeaLysistrata posted [p:930564968] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>teepan95 posted...</cite> <quote>RedWhiteBlue posted...</cite> <quote>the older you get with no experience the harder it becomes.</quote> I feel like this is true</quote> It sure is. You know in mad max how the dude forgets how to talk? That's real</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Looked gf 11/23/19 8:19:12 AM #22:	Irony posted... Because I'm ugly Plastic surgery exists RedWhiteBlue posted... 24. Can't meet any women, I'm ugly, not and never will be able to live on my own financial standing, no goals/ambition, my personality is a hit or miss (either I'm hilarious or annoying), and the older you get with no experience the harder it becomes. Oh, and it's rare for me to find a girl I think is attractive, and yes I'm straight. Hmmm have you tried lowering your standards? --- https://gfycat.com/chillynearfiddlercrab.gif <cite>Looked gf posted [p:930571369] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>Because I'm ugly </quote> Plastic surgery exists RedWhiteBlue posted...</cite> <quote>24. Can't meet any women, I'm ugly, not and never will be able to live on my own financial standing, no goals/ambition, my personality is a hit or miss (either I'm hilarious or annoying), and the older you get with no experience the harder it becomes. Oh, and it's rare for me to find a girl I think is attractive, and yes I'm straight.</quote> Hmmm have you tried lowering your standards?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Flockaveli 11/23/19 8:19:52 AM #23:	I keep turning women down. 23. --- I'm in Chicago, I'm shaking my head. <cite>Flockaveli posted [p:930571386] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>I keep turning women down. 23. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greatmonkeybaby 11/23/19 8:20:38 AM #24:	Looked gf posted... And how old are you? Because i have two girlfriends. & i am 12. https://youtu.be/zMchTdpCtwY --- D press shun <cite>greatmonkeybaby posted [p:930571402] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Looked gf posted...</cite> <quote>And how old are you?</quote> Because i have two girlfriends. & i am 12. https://youtu.be/zMchTdpCtwY</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Guide 11/23/19 8:21:12 AM #25:	Gobstoppers12 posted... 29, and I currently do have one. A recent one, though, just over a month ago. Hey nice. I'm still in limbo with this new girl. --- formerly evening formerly guide https://youtu.be/Acn5IptKWQU <cite>Guide posted [p:930571411] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Gobstoppers12 posted... </cite> <quote>29, and I currently do have one. A recent one, though, just over a month ago.</quote> Hey nice. I'm still in limbo with this new girl. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
K181 11/23/19 8:21:37 AM #26:	Because I don't think my wife would like it if I had a girlfriend. 35 --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:930571418] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Because I don't think my wife would like it if I had a girlfriend. 35 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 11/23/19 8:25:12 AM #27:	Because I'm a drunkard... free willing... cowboy... drifter... no home base. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:930571490] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Because I'm a drunkard... free willing... cowboy... drifter... no home base. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Austin_Era_II 11/23/19 8:37:24 AM #28:	DDirtyDastard posted... 34 Been burned one too many times. Too much work, too little return. Chicks are too fickle, too impulsive. Their neediness is too limiting to my freedom. This. Plus I'm finalizing my divorce which could have turned a lot ugly in terms of my fianancial situation. Lucky next year I'll be mortgage free which is a huge relief. I enjoy my freedom without someone's hormones being in the way. All 3 relationships I've been in were lame. The chance of me meeting someone laid back and positive is rare. --- The Original PSN: deznutzbust69 <cite>Austin_Era_II posted [p:930571749] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>DDirtyDastard posted...</cite> <quote>34 Been burned one too many times. Too much work, too little return. Chicks are too fickle, too impulsive. Their neediness is too limiting to my freedom.</quote> This. Plus I'm finalizing my divorce which could have turned a lot ugly in terms of my fianancial situation. Lucky next year I'll be mortgage free which is a huge relief. I enjoy my freedom without someone's hormones being in the way. All 3 relationships I've been in were lame. The chance of me meeting someone laid back and positive is rare.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ArchiePeck 11/23/19 8:42:25 AM #29:	K181 posted... Because I don't think my wife would like it if I had a girlfriend. 35 This, but 37 <cite>ArchiePeck posted [p:930571855] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>K181 posted... </cite> <quote>Because I don't think my wife would like it if I had a girlfriend. 35</quote> This, but 37 </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ClockworkHare 11/23/19 10:46:53 AM #32:	Why don't you have a girlfriend? I'm gay and my boyfriend is not interested in an open relationship. Just having a girlfriend for the novelty would not make sense either, since dick is so much cheaper and easier to work with... --- Bite me like one of your French rolls. https://i.imgtc.com/k1IlqEz.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/p1ooHhw.png <cite>ClockworkHare posted [p:930575180] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote><quote>Why don't you have a girlfriend?</quote> I'm gay and my boyfriend is not interested in an open relationship. Just having a girlfriend for the novelty would not make sense either, since dick is so much cheaper and easier to work with...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Xenozoa425 11/23/19 10:53:26 AM #33:	26 and have had one for 3.5 years, thinking about proposing next year so our wedding could be our 5th year anniversary. --- "Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a new world awaits you. We demand it." <cite>Xenozoa425 posted [p:930575411] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>26 and have had one for 3.5 years, thinking about proposing next year so our wedding could be our 5th year anniversary.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Senta 11/23/19 10:55:29 AM #34:	I dont have a girlfriend because the last one i had, i liked so much i made her my wife. I'm 31. --- http://tinyurl.com/b95dwtg <cite>Senta posted [p:930575481] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>I dont have a girlfriend because the last one i had, i liked so much i made her my wife. I'm 31. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
a-c-a-b 11/23/19 11:06:27 AM #35:	I had a girlfriend before and I loved her. But I loved booze even more. --- Save for your doomed future <cite>a-c-a-b posted [p:930575839] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>I had a girlfriend before and I loved her. But I loved booze even more. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thronedfire2 11/23/19 11:09:04 AM #36:	Im pretty sure Im too fucked up for a relationship --- I could see you, but I couldn't hear you You were holding your hat in the breeze Turning away from me In this moment you were stolen... <cite>thronedfire2 posted [p:930575934] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Im pretty sure Im too fucked up for a relationship </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SimpleMan 11/23/19 11:12:46 AM #37:	36 and happily single. --- Forget your lust for the rich man's gold All that you need is in your soul <cite>SimpleMan posted [p:930576061] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>36 and happily single.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
p-m 11/23/19 11:31:12 AM #38:	Because my partner/fiancee isn't a girl. <cite>p-m posted [p:930576692] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Because my partner/fiancee isn't a girl. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AnimeGokuIAM 11/23/19 12:08:10 PM #39:	because I'm fat, lazy and I still live at home with my mom but at least I have a decent paying job but I spend all my money on bills and payday loans 36 --- http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ShinGokuIAM/1206212019216.gif http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c381/ShinGokuIAM/rkowindow.gif <cite>AnimeGokuIAM posted [p:930578028] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>because I'm fat, lazy and I still live at home with my mom but at least I have a decent paying job but I spend all my money on bills and payday loans 36</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EvenSpoonier 11/23/19 12:48:22 PM #40:	I don't have a girlfriend because my wife would get mad. I'm 40. --- "Playing a game for its graphics is like watching pornography for the story." - Kadiroth <cite>EvenSpoonier posted [p:930579576] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>I don't have a girlfriend because my wife would get mad. I'm 40. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fossil 11/23/19 12:50:55 PM #41:	Girlfriends are for lonely people. <cite>Fossil posted [p:930579665] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Girlfriends are for lonely people. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nazanir 11/23/19 12:53:55 PM #42:	Because I have a wife. I am 35. --- XboX GT/Steam/Wii-U - Nazanir <cite>Nazanir posted [p:930579782] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Because I have a wife. I am 35.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BLAKUboy 11/23/19 1:20:20 PM #43:	Because I'm looking for a boyfriend. --- Aeris dies if she takes more damage than her current HP - Panthera https://signavatar.com/26999_s.png <cite>BLAKUboy posted [p:930580839] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Because I'm looking for a boyfriend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lairen 11/23/19 1:21:29 PM #44:	My wife gets pissed off when i have a girlfriend. --- When it rains, it pours. <cite>Lairen posted [p:930580888] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>My wife gets pissed off when i have a girlfriend.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IfGodCouldDie 11/23/19 1:22:14 PM #45:	Because I married my last girlfriend, 33. --- Mind post. XBL:Cyanide Sucker PSN:IfGodCouldDie IGN:SuperPattyCakes FC: SW-1615-6159-5504 <cite>IfGodCouldDie posted [p:930580918] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Because I married my last girlfriend, 33.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
vigorm0rtis 11/23/19 6:53:08 PM #46:	We split up a month and change ago. 45. --- "Can't wait to count out your coin!" -- Bethesda, 2018 <cite>vigorm0rtis posted [p:930594672] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>We split up a month and change ago. 45. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
im not 13 11/23/19 6:59:01 PM #47:	Nazanir posted... Because I have a wife. I am 35. This but 33 --- http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m510t9eNw71r2yd8o.jpg <cite>im not 13 posted [p:930594930] in Why don't ... [t:78189457]...</cite> <quote>Nazanir posted...</cite> <quote>Because I have a wife. I am 35.</quote> This but 33</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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