Poll of the Day > You get an ice cream cone jammed in your eye

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TheWorstPoster
11/28/19 8:18:08 PM
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It requires extensive surgery to remove, and you are permanently blind in that eye.

How screwed are you?
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Dreaming_King
11/29/19 3:16:30 AM
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I'll just tell people I lost the eye in a duel. My perception might go down but my coolness and intimidation stats will go up.

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Bugmeat
11/29/19 4:57:20 AM
#3:


Plot twist. It was radioactive ice cream and now I have super strength in that eye.


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myghostisdead
11/29/19 8:02:43 AM
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Is it as bad as a dog doo doo snow cone?

https://youtu.be/JhHCcUnm4SI
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dancer62
11/29/19 8:34:39 AM
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Classic Eye Scream trope.

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