Current Events > PiOverlord's 2019 Best CEer Tournament Day 111

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@TroutPaste
@nevershine

We have one more matchup to create for the Sweet Sixteen; let's make it a great one! I don't have much to say, so let's get straight to the responses!

TroutPaste:

Who is your favorite video-game character?

Luigi. Does half the work for none of the credit

What are you looking forward to in 2020?

That's a good question. No clue. thanks for prompting me to think about it

Does pineapple belong on pizza?

I don't know if I like it ON pizza, but a bowl of pineapple next to the pizza sounds amazing

nevershine:

Who is your favorite video-game character?

This one is really tough. Ive got several favorite from the Resident Evil series to the Final Fantasy games, but imma go out on a limb and say Dante from the DMC series. Dude has this whole I dont give a damn attitude and comes off cocky as hell. Plus, he has p good music start playing whenever he walks into a room with enemies to fight. No wonder hes so good with the ladies.

What are you looking forward to in 2020?

2020, huh? This is gonna be my year. I have a drive to actually make some big life changes. A new job is definitely on the list, along with going back to school. This is gonna be the year to keep moving forward for me.

Does pineapple belong on pizza?

Hoo boy, the big pineapple debate. Yknow, I really hate to be that guy, but I really dont mind pineapple on pizza. In fact I like almost everything most pizza places have as toppings. The only topping I really dont like is anchovies.

There you go, it's time to get voting!!!

@MabusIncarnate
@stone
@teepan95
@Carlbertomfg
@BlazinBlue88
@BignutzisBack
@0AbsoluteZero0
@PatrickMahomes


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@Leanaunfurled
@JimCarrysToe
@Gafemage

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Troutpaste, he's a hero

Leanaunfurled posted...

Troutpaste, he's a hero

take pollution down to zero?

gl nevershine I think I see you in the selfie topics, right?

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First bump.

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TroutPaste posted...

take pollution down to zero?

gl nevershine I think I see you in the selfie topics, right?

Yep Im in there from time to time!
gl to you, too! I know you as being a p cool poster

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Damn, this is a tough one. I don't think most people want to have to chose one or the other.
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Final bump! Let's not leave this at a low turnout.

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what is a normal turnout?

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oh it's over!

congrats nevershine

these topics give me anxiety even if I want to win lol

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Every time green butter is suspended, I feel sick to my stomach. I have a custom script running on my PC that I commissioned a computer science student back in college to write, where it constantly refreshes GameFAQs to check the status of green butter's account. If the script detects the status has changed to "Warned" or "Suspended", it will send a text alert / email (in case I don't have my phone) and I can immediately react.

This evening was an evening like any other. I was hanging out at my crib (street vernacular for "house") with some of my friends and we were watching Wednesday Night Football (we tape Monday Night Football and watch it on Wednesday) and drinking Mike's Hard Lemonade.

Let me tell you boys, we were are completely Hard (slang for drinking many Mike's Hard Lemonades) the entire time. I looked over at my buddy and I could see he had a Hard one right in the front of his pants! I thought that was funny because normally we put them on coasters on the table. I realized my own Mike's Hard was getting low and I said to my buddy "hey, can you toss me another Hard one?"

He informed me that we were all out and I'd have to get more Mike's Hards. I figured I could just have a swig of his and asked if I could put my mouth on his Hard one. He laughed, because we were both drunk and would normally never do this (because of germs; sharing a drink is disgusting), but eventually he gave in. I grabbed the smooth shaft of the bottle and just as I was about to put it in my mouth, my phone rang.

green butter was Suspended.

I howled. I let out a howl so loud and piercing that it woke up my son. I normally make him go to bed on Wednesday nights at 5:30pm partially because I don't want him to see me getting Hard with other men (the kid doesn't need to be exposed to heavy drinking at his age) and also because he's an annoying little shit and is usually asking questions about football, as if he were a nerd or something.

Tears rolled down my cheeks. I didn't know what to do. I kept refreshing the GameFAQs page, hoping that this was some kind of mistake. Maybe some moderator was intending to remove a post praising the KKK but had accidentally clicked on the innocent green butter link. Alas, this was not the case.

By this point, my friends were all visibly upset and I noticed they were trying to leave, even though we were only part of the way through the game. "No!" I screamed at the top of my lungs. I was inconsolable. I began thrashing about, throwing my collection of decorative throwing knives all over the crib (apartment). One knife struck my Native American friend, Big Bear Jim, in the neck. Blood gashed from his open wound, staining the carpet a deep red and splashing the walls. A sickly iron scent loomed in the air as Death claimed Big Bear Jim.

My son knew he needed to act quick. He reached into his pocket and pulled out a small crucifix. "Dad!" He yelled. "Remember how Christ died for your sins? Well, green butter did the same thing. He will live in our hearts forever, and hopefully in 3 months he will rise again from the depths of purgatory and post wonderful stories about Japanese culture on CE again."

At that moment, I knew my son was right. My rage quelled. I tossed Big Bear Jim's corpse into the dumpster and put my son into the Punishment Closet, as he had broken one of my most important rules of the house (never make eye contact with me).

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TroutPaste posted...

what is a normal turnout?

Idk, but I always want these to at least hit 30. There is a lot of variation in the end results, we have had a few go above 100, some less than 30.

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TroutPaste posted...

oh it's over!

congrats nevershine

these topics give me anxiety even if I want to win lol

Thankies! You gave me a run for my money though. *CElutes*

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