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NeonOctopus
12/09/19 4:31:19 PM
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SocialistGamer
12/09/19 4:31:45 PM
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Thrawn is crying in a corner.

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KillerSlaw
12/09/19 4:32:44 PM
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Guess TLJ was me looking at my friends one last time then

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DeadBankerDream
12/09/19 4:33:39 PM
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Imagine being friends with Rose Treecko.

Ew.
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Chicken
12/09/19 4:48:30 PM
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What if Star Wars was a Friends prequel?

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lightwarrior78
12/09/19 4:51:18 PM
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They killed my friends and are demanding I like these new undeveloped people.

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YellowMustard69
12/09/19 4:52:15 PM
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Okay Jack Handey
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KillerSlaw
12/09/19 4:54:21 PM
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What if Star Wars was about Star Wars instead of Space Wizards?

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Hanky_Bannister
12/09/19 4:55:26 PM
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Star Wars is just alt reality Lord of the Rings
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YellowMustard69
12/09/19 5:17:19 PM
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Star Wars is nothing more than a long episode of Dharma and Greg set in space.
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bladegash
12/09/19 5:18:50 PM
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star whores

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EvenSpoonier
12/09/19 5:31:14 PM
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The hell of it is, to the toxic fanboys, this is pretty close to the truth of the matter. The movies are nothing but source material: the actual enjoyment comes from personal analysis, theorizing, discussion, and the all-important consumption of merchandise.

And that's why the new movies upset them so badly: the films don't agree with their personal interpretations, or their theories and discussions. Luke told Kylo Ren "every word of what you said was wrong", and the fanboys took it personally, as though he'd looked through the camera and said it directly to them.

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ledbowman
12/09/19 6:08:35 PM
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EvenSpoonier posted...
The hell of it is, to the toxic fanboys, this is pretty close to the truth of the matter. The movies are nothing but source material: the actual enjoyment comes from personal analysis, theorizing, discussion, and the all-important consumption of merchandise.

And that's why the new movies upset them so badly: the films don't agree with their personal interpretations, or their theories and discussions. Luke told Kylo Ren "every word of what you said was wrong", and the fanboys took it personally, as though he'd looked through the camera and said it directly to them.

If I were to do an autopsy of Star Wars fandom (starting back in the 80s when they were already starting to get irrationally possessive about it and getting more putrid from there) that would be a big point. Well said

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