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BlingBling22947
12/09/19 5:47:59 PM
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While I do want them to drive safely, I also hope it unnerves them and makes them drive extra carefully because my insistence on saying it without fail, daily, sometimes multiple times before ending the conversation, makes it seems ominous.

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Lonestar2000
12/09/19 6:04:45 PM
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Those are just empty words, stop saying it.
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BlingBling22947
12/10/19 5:04:46 PM
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"Drive safe!"

"Haha, thanks."

"I mean it. Drive safely."

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boxington
12/10/19 5:11:54 PM
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most accidents happen within 5 miles from home, so, uh, think about that

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BlingBling22947
12/11/19 8:35:54 PM
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*squints*

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jonsushi
12/11/19 9:42:13 PM
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Instead of saying "bye" or "later" to people, I started saying "Don't Die!"

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BlingBling22947
12/14/19 4:47:55 AM
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I get especially pissed when people try to drive intoxicated.

This is what pushes me over the edge.

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Guns_of_Verdun
12/14/19 4:49:15 AM
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jonsushi posted...
Instead of saying "bye" or "later" to people, I started saying "Don't Die!"
I did this when I was a child

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BlingBling22947
12/15/19 10:33:11 PM
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Driving is a privilege and we often forget that.

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OrdonGoatCheese
12/15/19 10:35:07 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
"Drive safe!"

"Haha, thanks."

"I mean it. Drive safely."
I'm picturing you grabbing the person by their shoulders and staring wide-eyed at them. Am I close?

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DocDelicious
12/15/19 10:55:55 PM
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BlingBling22947 posted...
Driving is a privilege and we often forget that.

People also forget that cars are just fast moving hunks of metal that will kill you in a heartbeat.

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BlingBling22947
12/17/19 8:44:12 PM
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Lonestar2000 posted...
Those are just empty words, stop saying it.

I wonder if it's as uncomfortable as receiving news that my friend or relative is dead.

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