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CosmicShadows
12/14/19 8:52:53 PM
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Would you have spent any of it?


https://www.foxnews.com/us/bank-accidentally-deposits-37m-texas-womans.amp
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CableZL
12/14/19 8:53:20 PM
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Hell no

You go to jail for doing that kind of thing and not returning it

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K181
12/14/19 8:53:54 PM
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No, because I know that doing so would be against the law and easily proven. That type of mistake doesn't go unnoticed for long.

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eston
12/14/19 8:54:00 PM
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inloveanddeath0
12/14/19 8:54:07 PM
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Literally first season of Family Guy plot

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kingdrake2
12/14/19 8:56:26 PM
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eston posted...
You'd have to be very stupid to spend any of it


we have to play smart.
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DrizztLink
12/14/19 8:57:29 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Literally first season of Family Guy plot
Isn't that welfare as opposed to bank error?

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FuneralFroth
12/14/19 8:58:24 PM
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What would they charge you with?

Say i just bought a guitar amp and didnt spend the rest, alerted the bank, they fix the issue. Would anybody know i bought something

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Trigg3rH4ppy
12/14/19 8:58:44 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
Isn't that welfare as opposed to bank error?
Both, welfare error

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DevsChum
12/14/19 8:59:39 PM
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lolno lol

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K181
12/14/19 9:03:57 PM
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FuneralFroth posted...
What would they charge you with?

Say i just bought a guitar amp and didnt spend the rest, alerted the bank, they fix the issue. Would anybody know i bought something

if you did just that, they'd merely withdraw the $37 million and you'd be out the money you withdrew from your original balance.

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CableZL
12/14/19 9:05:06 PM
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FuneralFroth posted...
What would they charge you with?

Say i just bought a guitar amp and didnt spend the rest, alerted the bank, they fix the issue. Would anybody know i bought something

Yeah, because they keep track of every penny that goes in and out of the bank.

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DevsChum
12/14/19 10:39:59 PM
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K181 posted...
if you did just that, they'd merely withdraw the $37 million and you'd be out the money you withdrew from your original balance.
Right, there's no practical difference between you spending the money that you already had and you spending the new money. So I would imagine they just act like you did the former.

Now, if you spent more than you had originally, that would be a problem. But I'm guessing it's a problem between you and your bank (overdraft, etc) unless it gets into higher numbers than the bank is willing to work with.

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PatrickMahomes
12/14/19 10:41:12 PM
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inloveanddeath0 posted...
Literally first season of Family Guy plot
Literally the first episode

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MetaMajik
12/14/19 10:43:25 PM
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I hoped someone really gifted us with that $37 million, Balloon told the outlet.

What a fucking dumbass.

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Solar_Crimson
12/14/19 10:52:39 PM
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MetaMajik posted...
I hoped someone really gifted us with that $37 million, Balloon told the outlet.

What a fucking dumbass.
Well, her name is literally "balloon". She's an airhead.

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DevsChum
12/14/19 10:55:34 PM
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Solar_Crimson posted...
Well, her name is literally "balloon". She's an airhead.
lol

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Medussa
12/14/19 11:11:32 PM
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in before they try to tax her for it.

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CosmicShadows
12/15/19 12:09:18 AM
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furb
12/15/19 12:24:09 AM
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My father recently got the opposite.

A company that supplies a service to his business that automatically debits his business overcharges 300,000. It was a major financial service company that made the mistake.

The real charge was around 3,000. Thankfully, the company rectified the mistake very fast and even gave my father a cherry on top for being put out.

This was like thr first thing my dad showed me while I was home over Thanksgiving. He showed me the action on thr business account at the bank, and it was wild.

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BlingBling22947
12/16/19 6:10:45 PM
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Bro, I would have got the fuck.

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yusiko
12/16/19 6:12:53 PM
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im tell the bank what happened "there has been a mistake and 30 million dollars has been put in my bank account"
then they would fix the issue and id go spend my 7 million

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BlingBling22947
12/17/19 7:19:02 PM
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I know its not easy to move money, but for $37M, Id have been hella creative.

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GiftedACIII
12/17/19 7:24:00 PM
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At least they were good customers who notified the bank.
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tremain07
12/17/19 7:51:26 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
At least they were good customers who notified the bank.
More like smart people who didn't want to go to jail for stealing, see, for normal people if you get money that isn't yours you will be punished, for certain people of influence you lose money that isn't yours and you make more money, like say if the bank lost your money, you won't get it back, they'll just give you a middle finger

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iron jojo
12/17/19 7:54:35 PM
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I would cash out and leave the country.

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BlingBling22947
12/19/19 8:21:52 PM
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Once this happened to me for $5000 dollars.

I was like:

https://images.app.goo.gl/XgQt29iDhHGTWSuDA

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Laserion
12/19/19 8:34:20 PM
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Can you transfer to a better-interest account, and return it when they find out, while keeping what it earned?
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justaguy3492
12/19/19 8:39:06 PM
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Probably would have talked to a lawyer before I called the bank, just to make sure there was no way I could keep it.

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kayoticdreamz
12/19/19 9:01:28 PM
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I don't know how, but I'm cashing out as much as humanly possible.
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vigorm0rtis
12/19/19 9:17:02 PM
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Spend? No. Transfer to an offshore account and split? Maybe.

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Caelthus
12/19/19 9:19:13 PM
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CableZL posted...
Hell no

You go to jail for doing that kind of thing and not returning it
This. You 100% cannot under any circumstance, spend it. If you do, you are legally required to pay back any amount you spend, *and* they can still possibly jail you anyways.

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