Poll of the Day > Christmas Party Disasters

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DiduXD
12/15/19 5:30:24 PM
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What's a Christmas party that was a disaster? Mine was last year when Granny gave us all food poisoning because she undercooked the turkey, made my sisters have diarrhea for 36 hours and our Saint Bernard ate all of the pie.
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Sarcasthma
12/15/19 8:20:47 PM
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Mine was last year when I took a flight home to see my family.

You know, I'd never been on a real airplane before and I gotta tell ya, it was really great.
Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian women with excruciatingly severe body odor and the little kid in back of me kept throwin' up the whole time. The flight attendants ran out of Dr. Pepper and salted peanuts and the in-flight movie was Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore. And, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burned out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died.

Except for me.

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