Current Events > How I expect the encounter with Darth Sidious to go in the Rise of Skywalker

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Josiah_Is_Back
12/15/19 8:02:41 PM
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*deep ominous orchestral music plays while Kylo and/or Rey approach the massive throne*

*the silhouette of Darth Sidious slowly emerges*

Sidious: "Welcome. I have been expecting you."

Kylo/Rey: "You... Darth Vader killed you."

*signature Sidious laugh*

Sidious: "Do you think I would be unable to sense the turmoil within my former apprentice?"

Kylo/Rey: "..."

*Sidious leans forward*

Sidious: "Lord Vader's turn was inevitable. I foresaw it."

Kylo/Rey: "You knew he would turn back to the light?"

Sidious: "Oh, yes. Why else do you think I sent a clone there in my place?"

Kylo/Rey: "A... a clone..."

*Sidious laughs again*

Sidious: "I knew that I would have to bide my time. The Skywalker bloodline is a poison. And you..."

*Kylo/Rey stare back, apprehensively*

Sidious: "...you are the cure. And you are now... mine!"

*ominous music*
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refmon
12/15/19 8:04:08 PM
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I too am a clone

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meralonne
12/15/19 8:04:45 PM
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TheDreadedWave
12/15/19 8:05:20 PM
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Everyone is a clone of Sheev

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HBOSS
12/15/19 8:06:23 PM
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...aboard this fully operational battlestation.

ominous laughs

movie ends

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DevsChum
12/15/19 8:07:15 PM
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The Emperor yielded to the darkness in his heart while he was falling down the shaft and turned into a heartless.

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ScazarMeltex
12/15/19 8:13:51 PM
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It's hilarious to me how much people bitched "why don't they use the EU stories", and are now complaining that they are reusing Palpatine just like the EU did.

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Ricky Williams
12/15/19 8:40:43 PM
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HBOSS posted...
...aboard this fully operational battlestation.

ominous laughs

movie ends
Sidious: "But don't worry, you'll learn all about that in the next trilogy".
*Sidious winks at the camera knowingly*

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AvantgardeAClue
12/15/19 8:41:41 PM
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I've read the leaks and if they're true, what you posted is infinitely more preferable.

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Jagr_68
12/15/19 8:51:09 PM
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TheDreadedWave posted...
Everyone is a clone of Sheev

Should be called Palpatine Wars tbqh since he's responsible for literally everything.

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Doom_Art
12/15/19 8:54:18 PM
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Rey kicks Palpatine in the balls

Palpatine clutches them and exclaims "Owie right in the death stars!!"

Rey points at him and says "I can do anything a man can do!"

Then she turns to the camera, winks, and says "the Force is female!"

Then the movie ends

The credits begin with "Special Thanks to Kathleen Kennedy"

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