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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
12/16/19 2:25:11 AM
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All I ask is my wife understands Ronda Rousey is pretty
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Crazyman93
12/16/19 2:29:07 AM
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Step one: Seduce an American tourist
Step two: Let's face it, it's amazing you got this far and I didn't prep that far ahead.
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MabusIncarnate
12/16/19 2:32:56 AM
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You need a burlap wedding sack for Rhonda

Pick her up, wed her.

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Prismsblade
12/16/19 2:38:28 AM
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You could try lowering your standards by like, alot. Utilize social media and hook with the first seemingly desperate cougar you find.

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BettyWhite
12/16/19 2:40:29 AM
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There's plenty of fat, desperate chicks that'll take you in if you're even marginally attractive.

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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
12/16/19 2:41:12 AM
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How high are my standards if I just need her to acknowledge that Ronda Rousey is pretty?
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bknight
12/16/19 2:42:46 AM
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You don't need to marry an American woman to move here, you just have to be white.
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk
12/16/19 2:43:41 AM
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Okay so being marginally attractive is out of the question and I'm also poor

So keep the ideas coming
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