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UnfairRepresent 12/19/19 10:13:08 AM #1: |
Its been a long day at work and when you get home you open the door to find a chaotic mess.
Broken pipes are spurting water everywhere, all your stuff is all over the floor, tables are smashed, Black Canary's motorbike is upside down on your couch in 2 pieces, your kitchen sink is on fire. Batgirl, Darkseid, Constantine, Sabertooth, Copperhead and a bunch of generic fodder henchmen are all dead on the floor with guts everywhere and broken necks. There's scorch marks on the walls from lasers and giant holes were clearly people were thrown into and out of your home. Remnants of where wibbibly wobbly space energy portals used to be scatter the floor. Your home and the fighting inside it was clearly just one brief insignificant part of a huge dramatic exciting superhero fight which is still ongoing elsewhere. It then dawns on you that your insurance probably won't cover superhero battles How do you react? What do you do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk 12/19/19 10:15:11 AM #2: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Batgirl, Darkseid, Constantine, Sabertooth, Copperhead so your new thing now is instead of just repeatedly posting the same topics every month it's putting character from different companies together? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ChrisTaka 12/19/19 10:15:13 AM #3: |
Find someone alive to sue for all the damage they did.
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Alteres 12/19/19 10:19:37 AM #4: |
Loot for advanced technology.
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OctilIery 12/19/19 10:20:54 AM #5: |
This reminds me of the Robot Chicken running gag of the janitor cleaning up fallen bodies in the Star Wars universe.
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Garioshi 12/19/19 10:23:42 AM #6: |
How the fuck is Darkseid dead, especially in an "insignificant" part of a bigger battle? Also, why is Sabretooth here?
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UnfairRepresent 12/19/19 10:41:38 AM #7: |
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Tsuyoi3 12/19/19 11:10:59 AM #8: |
Alteres posted...
Loot for advanced technology.This, but first, I scream ALVIIIIIIN! After checking on my family first. Then calling authorities. --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/19/19 11:31:07 AM #9: |
Tsuyoi3 posted...
When you call 9/11 And they ask what service you require, you should say "Shit got pretty fucked up!" --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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OctilIery 12/19/19 11:31:49 AM #10: |
Garioshi posted...
How the fuck is Darkseid dead, especially in an "insignificant" part of a bigger battle? Also, why is Sabretooth here? Wouldn't Supes be able to kill Darkseid, if he chose to? My understanding is the two are on relatively equal power levels. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Garioshi 12/19/19 11:36:04 AM #11: |
OctilIery posted...
Wouldn't Supes be able to kill Darkseid, if he chose to? My understanding is the two are on relatively equal power levels.Darkseid is far above Superman and is also fundamental to the structure of the universe --- "I play with myself" - Darklit_Minuet, 2018 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/19/19 12:33:35 PM #12: |
Garioshi posted...
And now hes on the floor , lying dead next to that video game you never got round to playing How do you react? What do you do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tsuyoi3 12/19/19 2:29:27 PM #13: |
Wouldn't be the first time his body has died.
Imma poke da body with a stick. Hope he don't possess me like that one guy. --- Manliness transcends both space, and time. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kraidette 12/19/19 2:33:54 PM #14: |
Roll around in guts and necks.
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Gobstoppers12 12/19/19 2:35:07 PM #15: |
Darkseid is obviously faking his death because there's no way a bunch of B and C tier heroes/villains would even pose a challenge for him.
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UnfairRepresent 12/19/19 5:51:05 PM #16: |
Gobstoppers12 posted...
Darkseid is obviously faking his death because there's no way a bunch of B and C tier heroes/villains would even pose a challenge for him. Who said C tier heroes killed him? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Questionmarktarius 12/19/19 5:56:49 PM #17: |
Of all the days to have fruit stands and plateglass in my front yard...
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Marmitecashews 12/19/19 6:27:29 PM #18: |
"MY HENCHMEN!"
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UnfairRepresent 12/20/19 4:13:53 AM #19: |
Kraidette posted...
Roll around in guts and necks. ewww --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/22/19 5:43:36 AM #20: |
Marmitecashews posted...
"MY HENCHMEN!" Dont refer to Batgirl that way --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 12/22/19 6:15:53 AM #21: |
OctilIery posted...
Wouldn't Supes be able to kill Darkseid, if he chose to? My understanding is the two are on relatively equal power levels. Darkseid is a God. They dont really die iirc in the dc universe. But also iirc hes prone to using fake versions of himself for fighting so id assume its one of those. --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IShall_Run_Amok 12/22/19 7:16:21 AM #22: |
"Lucy, you got some splainin' to do!"
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UnfairRepresent 12/23/19 5:42:28 AM #23: |
mooreandrew58 posted...
Okay but what would you do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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mooreandrew58 12/23/19 6:21:13 AM #24: |
UnfairRepresent posted...
Okay but what would you do? Hell if i know. Scavenge for any high tech/magical items in hopes of making some money for the repairs --- Cid- "looks like that overgrown lobster just got served!" Bartz-"with cheese biscuts AND mashed potatoes!" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Mistere Man 12/23/19 6:37:12 AM #25: |
First be sad over Batgirl dying as she obviously had a crush on me to end up at my house so much lately.
Second since darkseid is dead that can only mean the one responsible is squirrel girl, and since I cant sue as she would win in some random cutaway I turn off the water to the house to at least stop that damage getting worse, and look around for anything I can save. If nothing I guess I see if the battle is still going on, if so I text goodbye to my black friend Wesley, and I go become collateral damage too. If not I look around for a magic amulet to revive someone with. --- Water+Fall=Radiation. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shotgunnova 12/23/19 7:27:26 AM #26: |
"My cabbages," I exclaim, both loudly and burgessly.
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