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UnfairRepresent
12/20/19 8:46:45 AM
#1:


You're in an American shopping mall with your girlfriend when suddenly you realize some guy is staring right at her.

"Are you undressing me with your eyes!?" Your girlfriend asks

"Yes" he replies without missing a beat and keeps ogling

https://i.imgur.com/jLkLHDe.jpg

How would you react?
What do you do?
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Funkydog
12/20/19 8:47:53 AM
#2:


I undress him.

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AirFresh
12/20/19 8:48:18 AM
#3:


Let him. i get to ding her later with her delicious consent.

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Kajagogo
12/20/19 8:51:49 AM
#4:


  1. Propose a 3 way
  2. The two of us leer back at him.

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EvenSpoonier
12/20/19 9:29:19 AM
#5:


Start by stepping between them. Escalate as necessary.

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PikachuMaxwell
12/20/19 9:30:30 AM
#6:


Why would someone look at my hand?

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Dyinglegacy
12/20/19 9:32:20 AM
#7:


If the stare looks like the one pictured in the OP, I would wonder if his mental faculities were fully functioning.

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gatorsPENSbucs
12/20/19 9:41:26 AM
#8:


Yah shes pretty hot huh and then we carry on with what were doing.

Its usually my go to and girls love that shit it seems.

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UnfairRepresent
12/20/19 10:22:07 AM
#9:


Dyinglegacy posted...
If the stare looks like the one pictured in the OP, I would wonder if his mental faculities were fully functioning.

Well he thinks your girlfriend is attractive so obviously they are not.
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RickyTheBAWSE
12/20/19 10:28:41 AM
#10:


use Haze on her to restore her defense back to normal
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ReggieBush09
12/20/19 11:01:22 AM
#11:


Throw a punch. hope it connects and hope he isn't conceal carrying.

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UnfairRepresent
12/22/19 5:33:43 AM
#12:


ReggieBush09 posted...
Throw a punch. hope it connects and hope he isn't conceal carrying.

And risk arrest?
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Ricemills
12/22/19 6:28:43 AM
#13:


charge him 20$.

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ReggieBush09
12/22/19 12:57:22 PM
#14:


UnfairRepresent posted...
And risk arrest?
Uh

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