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UnfairRepresent
12/21/19 5:21:32 AM
#1:


She turns up fully clothed with a controller and says "Shotgun on Shiek, he's my main."

https://i.imgur.com/W3Q89fj.jpg

How do you react?
What do you do?
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Questionmarktarius
12/21/19 5:27:18 AM
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"Oh good, you can unlock everyone then. Let me know when Pichu shows up."
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Shotgunnova
12/21/19 5:28:06 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
he's my main


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Lord_Shadow
12/21/19 5:29:05 AM
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But shiek is a girl

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Distant_Rainbow
12/21/19 5:43:59 AM
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"Hope you like Brawl, girl, 'cause that's the only Smash we have in these parts."

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dave_is_slick
12/21/19 5:44:51 AM
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"How do you know where I live? Also, let's go! Love to Smash with someone other than my family!"

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Doe
12/21/19 5:46:19 AM
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Ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora!
OOOORAAAAAAAAAA!

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UnfairRepresent
12/21/19 6:05:01 AM
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Copy_X_Mk_ll posted...
Id lose my shit because Sheik isnt a guy, shes just Zelda in disguise.

I thought she turned into a man when she became sheik
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Doe
12/21/19 6:15:35 AM
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VictourieFlake
12/21/19 6:50:25 AM
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  1. I don't even play or own Smash Brothers.
  2. I only have a PS4, which I doubt is the right console.
  3. No crush right now, last time I was infatuated to someone else was 5 years ago.

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uwnim
12/21/19 7:44:52 AM
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Not sure why you mentioned fully clothed. Thats assumed unless told otherwise since people normally dont go places undressed.

All I have is Brawl and Smash 4 3DS, so I guess I set-up my Wii and we play Brawl. Probably pick random character at first.

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Marmitecashews
12/21/19 7:49:18 AM
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obeseexplosive
12/21/19 7:52:01 AM
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Only crush I got right now is strawberry
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UnfairRepresent
12/21/19 11:33:49 AM
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Marmitecashews posted...
Like my girlfriend, all my crushes are fictional.

This is a hypothetical
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bknight
12/21/19 11:37:34 AM
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I'd tell her I have a headache and I'll just lie here and she can do whatever she wants.
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Gamerguymass
12/21/19 11:39:06 AM
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It's simple, you play the game and then during the course of things you bring up how you thought she meant something else by smash. From there you play it by ear and see if you can get some 'loser does' type of game going. Or strip smash.

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UnfairRepresent
12/22/19 8:37:25 AM
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Gamerguymass posted...
It's simple, you play the game and then during the course of things you bring up how you thought she meant something else by smash. From there you play it by ear and see if you can get some 'loser does' type of game going. Or strip smash.

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I can see you've done this before
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Xatrion
12/22/19 8:41:03 AM
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I make her ragequit and leave because I use Isabelle and her broken as hell fish hook.

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NeonOctopus
12/22/19 8:55:36 AM
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Copy_X_Mk_ll posted...
Id lose my shit because Sheik isnt a guy, shes just Zelda in disguise.

this
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HannibalBarca3
12/22/19 2:26:35 PM
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Xatrion posted...
I make her ragequit and leave because I use Isabelle and her broken as hell fish hook.
Lmao Isabelle fishing rod is pretty mediocre. Just learn to shield

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UnfairRepresent
12/23/19 1:28:05 AM
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HannibalBarca3 posted...

Lmao Isabelle fishing rod is pretty mediocre. Just learn to shield

This sounds like a challenge
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dj1200
12/23/19 1:46:51 AM
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I'd be sad and be like, "At least take your top off or something"

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Number090684
12/23/19 1:48:41 AM
#25:


Okay.

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