Current Events > Your reaction: You find out your daughter is the Champion of Mortal Kombat.

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You come home one day to find the back door open.

"Ugh that stupid girl! She left it open again!" you think to yourself.

But then when you go to the back and look outside and see the last moments of her beating the fuck out of Reiko with several more KOed Outworld Henchmen bodies lying on the ground. She then notices you, gasps and is taken aback

"Dad! You're back early! Umm.... Promise you won't get mad but..... Remember when I said I was going to Cassie's for a few nights to study for test? .... Well... We sorta... Kinda went to a death tournament and defended Earth from evil beings that inhabit another realm which constantly conspires to conquer us... a bit.

And then...I.. well...I.... Kinda won it by mistake when I was trying to impress a boy. And some of these pukebags are like totally extra about me being the champion and Earth being safe and all and ...well you know how it is with sore losers. Please don't tell mom. She'll know I only went to impress that cutie Kung Jin and she'll be so mad because of that D I got in the test... I promise I won't do it again..."

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How do you react?

What do you do?
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I play the Mortal Kombat song and sing along with it.

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Tell her she's an idiot because Kung Jin isn't into women.

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Sada_Pop posted...

Tell her she's an idiot because Kung Jin isn't into women.

"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!"
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"I must consult the Elder Gods!"

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