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UnfairRepresent 12/21/19 6:41:16 PM #1: |
You know your teenage son has been seeing someone for a little while and he says he wants to introduce you. He tells you his partner will be coming over for dinner tonight. Then exclaims:
"Oh! She's outside! Now daddy, don't get mad, I know how you can be. But you should know, Karb'Sheela is foreign and used to be a soldier in the army. She has killed before in war so she can be a little testy but she gave that up and came here to study Marine Biology. So it's best to just avoid certain subjects and don't make this weird like you always do, okay?" You look outside and too your horror discover that Karb'Sheela is a Tarkatan. https://i.imgur.com/DpOZpVD.png Before you could spell your name your son opens the door and lets her in saying "Heeeeeeey Sheela. This is my dad [Your Name] I told you all about. Mom will be down in a sec." How do you react? What do you do? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Sphyx 12/21/19 7:41:33 PM #2: |
So i have this roast turkey i need to carve...
--- You're so vain, You probably think this sig is about you. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Gamerguymass 12/21/19 7:45:02 PM #3: |
I would be more weirded out if my grown son is still calling me daddy.
--- Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games" An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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UnfairRepresent 12/22/19 5:15:36 AM #4: |
Gamerguymass posted...
I would be more weirded out if my grown son is still calling me daddy. Its affectionate Would you rather he called you Bitchtits? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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