Current Events > Wow I'm finding more and more things wrong with A Christmas Story

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cmiller4642
12/25/19 4:16:13 PM
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He wants a gun for Christmas
His little brother has an obvious mental disability that the movie makes light of
Bullying is rampant
Child abuse over the phone in one scene!
Racism toward Chinese immigrants at the end?

I'm going to have to start a campaign to get this pulled off the air and replaced with something more politically correct.
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DarthAragorn
12/25/19 4:16:34 PM
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"wrong"
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VitalGetPrank
12/25/19 4:21:50 PM
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cmiller4642 posted...
Racism toward Chinese immigrants at the end?
Implying Asians with poor English skills don't do the same thing.

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Gakk86
12/25/19 4:23:48 PM
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It's an 80's movie, it's actually pretty progressive in that doesn't include rape jokes.

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billcom6
12/25/19 4:30:20 PM
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His brother is not disabled.

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SiO4
12/25/19 4:32:24 PM
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The fact that some channel plays it none stop all day borderline makes me angry.
Cute movie, but they killed it. I basically can't stand it at this point.
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The-Apostle
12/25/19 4:33:26 PM
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There is literally nothing wrong with the movie, and it is legit awesome.

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Tired-Insomniac
12/25/19 4:34:07 PM
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I fucking hate that movie

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refmon
12/25/19 4:35:29 PM
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I lack that scene where Santa kicks him down the slide

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ledbowman
12/25/19 4:38:07 PM
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It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. He fucking immediately shoots his eye out

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Feline_Heart
12/25/19 4:44:02 PM
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I like when his mom washes his mouth out with soap

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Gakk86
12/25/19 4:44:45 PM
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ledbowman posted...
It's one of the funniest movies I've ever seen. He fucking immediately shoots his eye out
To be fair, I did pretty much the same thing the first time I fired a BB Gun. Not in the eye, but it got me in the cheek. Who could have guessed that firing a BB into a wall to see what would happen would have the projectile bounce right back into me? Not me, that's who.

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SiO4
12/25/19 4:47:58 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
I fucking hate that movie


We should start a support group.
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SocksForWok999
12/25/19 4:52:34 PM
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Browsing iTunes for this movie, theres a sequel to it...

Wonder how bad it is lol

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Umbreon
12/25/19 4:54:08 PM
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Please no one take this topic seriously.

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MabusIncarnate
12/25/19 4:54:11 PM
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SocksForWok999 posted...
Browsing iTunes for this movie, theres a sequel to it...

Wonder how bad it is lol
Atrocious

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DrizztLink
12/25/19 4:55:27 PM
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Gakk86 posted...
To be fair, I did pretty much the same thing the first time I fired a BB Gun. Not in the eye, but it got me in the cheek. Who could have guessed that firing a BB into a wall to see what would happen would have the projectile bounce right back into me? Not me, that's who.
I had to dig a BB out of my friend's little brother's neck.

It required a scalpel and a magnet.

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PiOverlord
12/25/19 4:56:39 PM
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To people who complain about it being on constantly, have your ever heard of a remote?!?

Better a great movie like it than some legitimately bad movie.

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SiO4
12/25/19 5:56:12 PM
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PiOverlord posted...
To people who complain about it being on constantly, have your ever heard of a remote?!?

Better a great movie like it than some legitimately bad movie.


Ummm, sometimes you are a guest and it is rude to take over the show.
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DezDroppedFreak
12/25/19 5:57:22 PM
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Oh fudge get over it

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Umbreon
12/25/19 6:12:23 PM
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DezDroppedFreak posted...
Oh fudge get over it


Only he didn't say fudge.

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MrK3V
12/25/19 6:14:43 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Ummm, sometimes you are a guest and it is rude to take over the show.
Lmfao "I don't like this movie I'm offended can you change it"

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SiO4
12/25/19 6:17:15 PM
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MrK3V posted...

Lmfao "I don't like this movie I'm offended can you change it"


Fucking relax dude.

I like the snoopy christmas special...It doesn't need to be played on a loop though.
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ledbowman
12/25/19 6:19:08 PM
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They play the movie on a loop because it gets ratings

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Gafemage
12/25/19 6:25:44 PM
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SiO4 posted...
Fucking relax dude.

Are you, like, hearing yourself right now.
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SiO4
12/25/19 6:35:11 PM
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Gafemage posted...


Are you, like, hearing yourself right now.


Ya, saw that coming. He was just trying to put words in my mouth.
Dropping the 'offended' bomb and blah blah.

I'm not offended, I just think playing something all day long is lame.
It's like when you start to get to the point where you are playing out a good song.
Things get played out.
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MrK3V
12/25/19 6:35:29 PM
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Lol

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MacDaMurderer
12/25/19 6:38:03 PM
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The parents literally didnt care bout their kids. Left them in the mall by themselves for at least 30 mins waiting in line for Santa.

Then instead of watching Ralph with the gun they leave him dolo to fend for himself even though mom was so scared that he would shoot his eye out.

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cmiller4642
12/25/19 6:44:52 PM
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The leg lamp objectifies women
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Gakk86
12/25/19 6:52:49 PM
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cmiller4642 posted...
The leg lamp objectifies women
How dare you assume the leg's gender

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cmiller4642
12/25/19 9:23:31 PM
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Jesus Christ the dad shuts a poor dog's ear into his front door in a fit of rage

Animal cruelty

I'm going to dedicate my life into ending 24 hours of A Christmas Story
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Gafemage
12/25/19 9:24:05 PM
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This entire topic is insanely unfunny TC
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Delirious_Beard
12/25/19 9:27:12 PM
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this is some "i sexually identify as an attack helicopter"-tier unfunnyness

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TheMikh
12/25/19 9:28:53 PM
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tbqh i don't think i've ever heard of this movie

is it more of a gen x thing?

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cmiller4642
12/25/19 9:30:25 PM
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TheMikh posted...
tbqh i don't think i've ever heard of this movie

is it more of a gen x thing?

Boomer
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Unsugarized_Foo
12/25/19 9:30:28 PM
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Where are all the blacks?

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SMAP-
12/25/19 9:33:30 PM
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cmiller4642 posted...
Boomer

nah, 80s family movie? Definitely more gen x


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GrandConjuraton
12/25/19 9:45:22 PM
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This topic is pretty hilarious because of the responses, x.x

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rexcrk
12/26/19 1:18:48 PM
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Im going to... assume that this is a satirical topic. I sure as hell hope it is.

If not, then... yikes.

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