Current Events > Hypothetical: You get given Finland for Christmas as a present.

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UnfairRepresent 12/25/19 4:24:27 PM #1:	You wake up on Christmas and everyone is opening their presents. At first your girlfriend claims she forgot to get you anything but at the last minute she playfully goes "Oh how silly of me. I forgot that I got you this." Then you turn around and discover she has gotten you the complete ownership of Finland. It now belongs to you. Your girlfriend goes "Surprise! I knew you wouldn't see it coming. Merry Christmas!" https://i.imgur.com/KC9QhiK.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932049724] in Hypothetic... [t:78281835]...</cite> <quote>You wake up on Christmas and everyone is opening their presents. At first your girlfriend claims she forgot to get you anything but at the last minute she playfully goes "Oh how silly of me. I forgot that I got you this." Then you turn around and discover she has gotten you the complete ownership of Finland. It now belongs to you. Your girlfriend goes "Surprise! I knew you wouldn't see it coming. Merry Christmas!" https://i.imgur.com/KC9QhiK.jpg How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 12/25/19 4:29:16 PM #2:	Dump the lady. I told her I wanted Holland --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:932049873] in Hypothetic... [t:78281835]...</cite> <quote>Dump the lady. I told her I wanted Holland</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Gakk86 12/25/19 4:31:30 PM #3:	Finland is only ok at hockey, but they're awesome at driving. I guess I'd pick out some sweet Black Metal King costumes and ascend to my throne. --- All generalizations are false, including this one. <cite>Gakk86 posted [p:932049941] in Hypothetic... [t:78281835]...</cite> <quote>Finland is only ok at hockey, but they're awesome at driving. I guess I'd pick out some sweet Black Metal King costumes and ascend to my throne. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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