Current Events > What's the sexiest thing a girl has ever said to you?

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Blo
12/26/19 3:31:17 PM
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Hmmm?

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/26/19 3:31:56 PM
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AngelicTouch99
12/26/19 4:12:34 PM
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Been called daddy.

When she begs you to finish in her

Talks about how badly she wants to give me oral

Dirty snapchat texts while shes sitting next to her bf on the couch

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specialkid8
12/26/19 5:18:50 PM
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"That'll be $14.95"
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MrK3V
12/26/19 5:19:06 PM
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I'm not pregnant

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Heartomaton
12/26/19 5:19:51 PM
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Hello.

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Noirespanties
12/26/19 5:21:15 PM
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Wake up Onii-chan
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PatrickMahomes
12/26/19 5:31:42 PM
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She didn't "say" it, she texted it to me while we were talking dirty a bit before our weekend plans, but she wrote "As soon as you walk in the door, I'm going to strip you down, tie you to the bed, leave you waiting in anticipation while I shower, then come back and sit on your face"

It was incredible.

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Dat_Cracka_Jax
12/26/19 6:19:06 PM
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PatrickMahomes posted...
She didn't "say" it, she texted it to me while we were talking dirty a bit before our weekend plans, but she wrote "As soon as you walk in the door, I'm going to strip you down, tie you to the bed, leave you waiting in anticipation while I shower, then come back and sit on your face"

It was incredible.
Only would've been better if instead of shower, she said she was going to drop a nasty deuce

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Big_Nabendu
12/26/19 6:26:54 PM
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Sit on my face and tell me that you love me

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Wii_Shaker
12/26/19 6:29:05 PM
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I used to date a sexy Jamaican girl who would call me "daddy" and enjoyed butt stuff.

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MARKINGRAM22
12/26/19 6:36:13 PM
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It honestly might not be appropriate. One time a girl gently bite my hard on through my jeans...that was amazing.
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Guide
12/28/19 3:11:07 AM
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"my asshole doesn't make sense anymore"

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Trickfinger
12/28/19 3:13:17 AM
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"I kept it tight for you daddy"
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gatorsPENSbucs
12/28/19 3:15:03 AM
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Probably a dozen different things but first thing this time that popped in my head...

Told a girl I wanted to taste her and she put her finger in her mouth and said kinda like I just did

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Agnostic420
12/28/19 3:44:30 AM
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Its all the same after hearing every line when you get into your early 30s. Nothing is the sexiest anymore.

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Trickfinger
12/28/19 3:45:16 AM
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Agnostic420 posted...
Its all the same after hearing every line when you get into your early 30s. Nothing is the sexiest anymore.


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CelestialVoices
12/28/19 3:50:07 AM
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i want to poop back and forth
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Agnostic420
12/28/19 3:51:11 AM
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Trickfinger posted...

Truth hurts buddy. Youll get old, dont worry.

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malenz
12/28/19 4:14:50 AM
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you're not that small, babe ;)
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Trickfinger
12/28/19 10:38:17 AM
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'What's the meanest thing someone has ever said to you? "

Well it's a good thing you asked to be honest the older you get nothing really sounds mean anymore because you've heard everything so really want to reflect on my life there is no one time that I felt like anybody and said that mean nothing they can say to me
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au_gold
12/28/19 10:40:22 AM
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Can I borrow a pencil?

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Cheater87
12/28/19 10:50:13 AM
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That she thought of me last night.

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Infinite 2003
12/28/19 10:57:25 AM
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I just clogged my toilet

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DrizztLink
12/28/19 10:59:34 AM
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She was saying something about my hair while pulling down my boxers.

flop

Literally stopped mid-sentence and yelped "Holy SHIT" when she made eye contact with the one eyed serpent.

Bit of a confidence booster, that.

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