Current Events > "Yes, I have the souped-up Xbox One X"

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Yes, I do. I have it. I have some 4k movies as well. And I was gifted a new bookcase. Now all my games and movies are neatly organized, with some other stuff sitting on it in strategically decided upon locations. For instance, I have a "Do or do not. There is no try." metal plate thingy with Yoda on it, sitting atop the third shelf. Yes, it's true.

Also there is a Nintendo Switch lunchbox style case sitting atop the second shelf from the bottom. Oh did I forget? The Yoda plate is on the shelf third from the bottom. I did not specify. Now you know. Sorry about that. Now I will go over the books that I own that are sitting on the top shelf, where they are most easily accessed for my enjoyment.

However, I must disclose that I will not be reading them anytime soon because I am a very busy individual. So, to be honest, and as to not accidentally impart you with any misleading information about my character, I will list these books for passersby with the caveat that I am not much of a reader. Anywho, ya bitch ass foos, here we go:

Contact (Carl Sagan)
Plato: Complete Works (Plato)
The Art of War (Sun Tzu)
A Brief History of Time (Stephen Hawking)
The God Delusion (Richard Dawkins)
Cover Letters for Dummies (Who cares)
Beyond Earth (Charles Wohlforth, Amanda R. Hendrjx)
Inside Jokes (Daniel Dennett)
The New Jim Crow (Michele Alexander)
All You Need to Know About the Music Business (Donald S. Passman)
Two Treatises of Government (John Locke)
The Concept of Anxiety (Soren Kierkegaard)
Origins: Fourteen Billion Years of Cosmic Evolution (Neil deGrasse Tyson)
Still the Mind (Alan Watts)
The Alchemist (Paulo Coelho)
Free Will (Sam Harris)
On Liberty (John Stuart Mill)
Being and Nothingness (Jean-Paul Sartre)
National Geographic Traveler: Arizona (Who cares)
The Doors of Perception (Aldous Huxley)
Mozart's Brain and the Fighter Pilot: Unleashing Your Brain's Potential (Richard Restak)
The Future of the Mind (Michio Kaku)
Envelope Poems (Emily Dickinson)
The Hobbit (J.R.R. Tolkien)
House of Leaves (Mark Z. Danielewski)
How Computers Work (Ronald White)
Programming: Principles and Practice Using C++ (Bjarne Stroustrup)
The C++ Programming Language (Bjarne Stroustrup)
Absolute Swamp Thing Vol. 1 (Alan Moore)
The Holy Bible (Christianity is bullshit)

Yes, I appear to be quite the cultured individual. Let me iterate once again that I have not read most of these books. In fact, I have only read three of them. I will not let you know which three, though. Okay. Thank you for reading. Have a nice day bitch.