Current Events > Hypothetical: Your girlfriend is unexpectedly pregnant with triplets

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UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 9:05:09 AM #1:	Or you are if you are female. You come home one day and your girlfriend is excited but nervous as she waits for you and says "Heya [Firstname!]... I err.. I went to the doctor today and I have some great news. I'm pregnant! ...and... well... its triplets. " https://i.imgur.com/TJEYZBx.jpg How do you react? What do you do? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932151977] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Or you are if you are female. You come home one day and your girlfriend is excited but nervous as she waits for you and says "Heya [Firstname!]... I err.. I went to the doctor today and I have some great news. I'm pregnant! ...and... well... its triplets. " https://i.imgur.com/TJEYZBx.jpg How do you react? What do you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 12/28/19 9:53:47 AM #2:	UnfairRepresent posted... What do you do? My girlfriend --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:932152898] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote>What do you do?</quote> My girlfriend</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MagnusX 12/28/19 10:07:03 AM #3:	Figure out when to schedule the abortion. <cite>MagnusX posted [p:932153169] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Figure out when to schedule the abortion. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC 12/28/19 10:15:27 AM #4:	Say "Who are you and when did you become my girlfriend?" --- "Have you tried staples?" <cite>DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted [p:932153391] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Say "Who are you and when did you become my girlfriend?" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
1NfamousACE_2 12/28/19 10:20:42 AM #5:	Do you have to pay for 3 separate abortions? Or is it like buy 2 get 1 free? --- Bros before hoes - Martin Luther King Jr <cite>1NfamousACE_2 posted [p:932153522] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Do you have to pay for 3 separate abortions? Or is it like buy 2 get 1 free? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VictourieFlake 12/28/19 10:22:16 AM #6:	UnfairRepresent posted... How do you react? What do you do? Laugh and share the joy with her. Marry her if I haven't. Starts worrying if I'll be able to manage 3 babies monetarily and mentally. Shrugs it off, ask her if I can take her last name. Maintain the family. --- 13th Member of Quitting Returner. <cite>VictourieFlake posted [p:932153548] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>How do you react? What do you do?</quote> Laugh and share the joy with her.Marry her if I haven't.Starts worrying if I'll be able to manage 3 babies monetarily and mentally.Shrugs it off, ask her if I can take her last name.Maintain the family.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Fuparulez 12/28/19 10:33:47 AM #7:	Dunno what I'd do, but my wife would sure be pissed off. --- It's the fat upper kitty area, and if you got one I wanna marry ya! <cite>Fuparulez posted [p:932153782] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Dunno what I'd do, but my wife would sure be pissed off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mach25687 12/28/19 10:42:48 AM #8:	Do her and apply for food stamps and other services to help. --- Best damn game about Ninja http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/ninjagolf/ninjagolf-flashgame.php <cite>mach25687 posted [p:932154019] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Do her and apply for food stamps and other services to help. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 12:00:12 PM #9:	VictourieFlake posted... Marry her if I haven't. Erm You should know this already --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932156296] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>VictourieFlake posted...</cite> <quote>Marry her if I haven't.</quote> Erm You should know this already</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 12/28/19 12:05:21 PM #10:	Break up with her. It is literally (and I do mean literally) impossible that they are mine. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:932156465] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Break up with her. It is literally (and I do mean literally) impossible that they are mine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 12/28/19 12:08:37 PM #11:	After I do my girlfriend I'm going clothes hanger shopping --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:932156564] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>After I do my girlfriend I'm going clothes hanger shopping</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 12:12:06 PM #12:	Stagmar posted... Break up with her. It is literally (and I do mean literally) impossible that they are mine. How so? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932156673] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Stagmar posted...</cite> <quote>Break up with her. It is literally (and I do mean literally) impossible that they are mine. </quote> How so?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KID VID 12/28/19 12:13:00 PM #13:	obeseexplosive posted... After I do my girlfriend I'm going clothes hanger shopping Awww, for all the new baby clothes you'll be receiving from the baby shower? How thoughtful. --- Xbox LIVE Gamertag: KIDD VIDD Mixer.com/KIDD_VIDD http://orig08.deviantart.net/2c55/f/2016/187/1/9/kid_vid_by_fuee-da8egm3.jpg <cite>KID VID posted [p:932156700] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>obeseexplosive posted... </cite> <quote>After I do my girlfriend I'm going clothes hanger shopping</quote>Awww, for all the new baby clothes you'll be receiving from the baby shower? How thoughtful. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
obeseexplosive 12/28/19 12:29:43 PM #15:	UnfairRepresent posted... How so? He lost his penis in Nam. --- Skittle farting unicorn in a hot pink tutu. <cite>obeseexplosive posted [p:932157238] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted...</cite> <quote> How so?</quote> He lost his penis in Nam.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Stagmar 12/28/19 1:10:46 PM #16:	obeseexplosive posted... He lost his penis in Nam. How did you know? I was just going to say that an incident when I was younger left me unable to have kids, but yeah. --- 11/11/1572 -- Never Forget. <cite>Stagmar posted [p:932158486] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>obeseexplosive posted... </cite> <quote>He lost his penis in Nam.</quote>How did you know? I was just going to say that an incident when I was younger left me unable to have kids, but yeah. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 12/28/19 1:15:01 PM #17:	MagnusX posted... Figure out when to schedule the abortion. Honestly this. It would be a life-ruiner to both of us at this point in our lives. Zero chance we could afford it. --- Buffalo Bills 2019-20 Season Prediction: 8-8 2019-20 Record: 10-5 prediction beat <cite>theAteam posted [p:932158633] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>MagnusX posted... </cite> <quote>Figure out when to schedule the abortion.</quote> Honestly this. It would be a life-ruiner to both of us at this point in our lives. Zero chance we could afford it. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 1:33:41 PM #18:	theAteam posted... Honestly this. It would be a life-ruiner to both of us at this point in our lives. Zero chance we could afford it. shouldn't that be up to her? --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932159274] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>theAteam posted...</cite> <quote> Honestly this. It would be a life-ruiner to both of us at this point in our lives. Zero chance we could afford it. </quote> shouldn't that be up to her?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 12/28/19 1:34:52 PM #19:	UnfairRepresent posted... shouldn't that be up to her? In zero scenarios would she be happy about it and would probably have already planned the abortion before telling me. She's in her last year of law school she's not giving that up. --- Buffalo Bills 2019-20 Season Prediction: 8-8 2019-20 Record: 10-5 prediction beat <cite>theAteam posted [p:932159318] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>shouldn't that be up to her?</quote> In zero scenarios would she be happy about it and would probably have already planned the abortion before telling me. She's in her last year of law school she's not giving that up. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sada_Pop 12/28/19 1:35:22 PM #20:	Wonder why she's speaking like an idiot. --- People would have you believe that the accusation of racism is more offensive than ACTUAL racism. <cite>Sada_Pop posted [p:932159341] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Wonder why she's speaking like an idiot. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
thrashmetal14 12/28/19 1:37:59 PM #21:	Name the babies Luke, Leia, and Han <cite>thrashmetal14 posted [p:932159431] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Name the babies Luke, Leia, and Han </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Strider102 12/28/19 1:38:24 PM #22:	"I want a divorce. I got a vasectomy after our 3rd kid was born." --- Last Cloudia ID: 188850453 <cite>Strider102 posted [p:932159445] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>"I want a divorce. I got a vasectomy after our 3rd kid was born." </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 1:41:27 PM #23:	theAteam posted... would probably have already planned the abortion before telling me. Holy shit what an asshole Yeah its her decision but not even telling you is fucked --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932159552] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>theAteam posted...</cite> <quote>would probably have already planned the abortion before telling me. </quote> Holy shit what an asshole Yeah its her decision but not even telling you is fucked</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 12/28/19 1:49:38 PM #24:	VictourieFlake posted... Shrugs it off, ask her if I can take her last name. Her last name is Buttpumper, you don't want to take it --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:932159817] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>VictourieFlake posted... </cite> <quote>Shrugs it off, ask her if I can take her last name.</quote>Her last name is Buttpumper, you don't want to take it </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
theAteam 12/28/19 1:57:55 PM #25:	UnfairRepresent posted... Holy shit what an asshole Yeah its her decision but not even telling you is fucked We both have already discussed this so it wouldn't be a surprise. --- Buffalo Bills 2019-20 Season Prediction: 8-8 2019-20 Record: 10-5 prediction beat <cite>theAteam posted [p:932160082] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>UnfairRepresent posted... </cite> <quote>Holy shit what an asshole Yeah its her decision but not even telling you is fucked</quote> We both have already discussed this so it wouldn't be a surprise. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Villain 12/28/19 2:18:43 PM #26:	Pretty sure you qualify for aid in unexpected situations like that so I'd just roll with it I guess --- https://imgur.com/ZWNgMXL Formerly known as Will VIIII <cite>Villain posted [p:932160762] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Pretty sure you qualify for aid in unexpected situations like that so I'd just roll with it I guess </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IloveJesus 12/28/19 2:24:37 PM #27:	We would both be in favour of aborting, even if it was a single child. Triplets can fuck right off. --- Jesus loves us. It only seems fair to love him back. <cite>IloveJesus posted [p:932160957] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>We would both be in favour of aborting, even if it was a single child. Triplets can fuck right off. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/28/19 2:51:44 PM #28:	Strider102 posted... "I want a divorce. I got a vasectomy after our 3rd kid was born." People with vasectomies can still have kids dude. Some reseach says as many as 1 in 50 vasectomies still result in producing sperm after 20 ejaculations. Might want to hold up on on whether or not you think there is more than a 1 in 50 chance of your girl cheating on you before you flip out like an excited baboon --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932161865] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Strider102 posted...</cite> <quote>"I want a divorce. I got a vasectomy after our 3rd kid was born." </quote> People with vasectomies can still have kids dude. Some reseach says as many as 1 in 50 vasectomies still result in producing sperm after 20 ejaculations. Might want to hold up on on whether or not you think there is more than a 1 in 50 chance of your girl cheating on you before you flip out like an excited baboon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/29/19 6:31:35 PM #29:	theAteam posted... We both have already discussed this so it wouldn't be a surprise. You've already discussed that if she gets unexpectedly pregnant she should arrange abortions without informing you? That seems unhealthy. --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932209856] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>theAteam posted...</cite> <quote> We both have already discussed this so it wouldn't be a surprise. </quote> You've already discussed that if she gets unexpectedly pregnant she should arrange abortions without informing you? That seems unhealthy.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
rodu_jr 12/29/19 6:33:35 PM #30:	fake my death <cite>rodu_jr posted [p:932209922] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>fake my death </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeonOctopus 12/29/19 6:36:37 PM #31:	Falcon...... --- https://i.imgtc.ws/cCF89fl.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/LeYvR5c.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/eNZ2kfM.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/kFyHKqh.jpg https://i.imgtc.ws/eSmBjnF.png <cite>NeonOctopus posted [p:932210059] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Falcon......</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
The_Korey 12/29/19 6:56:35 PM #32:	I don't do girlfriends and I ain't screwing around without a rubber. They ain't mine. --- https://imgur.com/PpxZDof \| https://imgur.com/xMGLcGE https://imgur.com/nsBw6Sy \| https://imgtc.com/i/sBYBaew.png <cite>The_Korey posted [p:932210892] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>I don't do girlfriends and I ain't screwing around without a rubber. They ain't mine. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 12/29/19 6:58:26 PM #33:	I read that as "pregnant with piglets". --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:932210968] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>I read that as "pregnant with piglets". </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Behaviorism 12/29/19 6:59:45 PM #34:	Gonna run to the store and grab sine cigarettes. Be right back --- I <3 Nikki Cross <cite>Behaviorism posted [p:932211026] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Gonna run to the store and grab sine cigarettes. Be right back </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent 12/30/19 4:37:21 AM #35:	The_Korey posted... I don't do girlfriends and I ain't screwing around without a rubber. They ain't mine. Condoms aren't 100% reliable dude Maybe it split or had a hole --- ^ Hey now that's completely unfair! https://imgtc.com/i/bHqCLJF.png https://i.imgtc.com/YnvkpvU.png <cite>UnfairRepresent posted [p:932229451] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>The_Korey posted...</cite> <quote>I don't do girlfriends and I ain't screwing around without a rubber. They ain't mine. </quote> Condoms aren't 100% reliable dude Maybe it split or had a hole</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Matchabuu_ 12/30/19 4:40:38 AM #36:	MagnusX posted... Figure out when to schedule the abortion. --- uwu SW-0239-3946-8686 <cite>_Matchabuu_ posted [p:932229492] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>MagnusX posted... </cite> <quote>Figure out when to schedule the abortion.</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pfh1001 12/30/19 5:30:07 AM #37:	DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted... Say "Who are you and when did you become my girlfriend?" This. <cite>pfh1001 posted [p:932230065] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...</cite> <quote>Say "Who are you and when did you become my girlfriend?" </quote> This.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 12/30/19 5:34:08 AM #38:	Get a paternity test to make sure it wasn't Wesley --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:932230117] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Get a paternity test to make sure it wasn't Wesley </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SuperShake666 12/30/19 5:35:31 AM #39:	I don't think hands can get pregnant. --- "Look, if I was good at math, I wouldn't be on CE at 2:00 the morning clicking on topics about porn stars ****ing horses." - May 2017, Dash_Harber <cite>SuperShake666 posted [p:932230137] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>I don't think hands can get pregnant. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ReignFury 12/30/19 5:37:52 AM #41:	Schedule an abortion --- Say auf Wiedersehen to your Nazi balls https://tinyurl.com/y52lxcv2 <cite>ReignFury posted [p:932230165] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Schedule an abortion </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
alimajor 12/30/19 6:05:28 AM #42:	Send those babies to nuke town <cite>alimajor posted [p:932230519] in Hypothetic... [t:78287923]...</cite> <quote>Send those babies to nuke town </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Hypothetical: Your girlfriend is unexpectedly pregnant with triplets