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NeonOctopus
12/31/19 5:16:50 AM
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Titty drop




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Wii_Shaker
12/31/19 5:18:06 AM
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I wish. I'll be clocking out then on my way to the bar for a nightcap. Maybe I can pull some strange. Not ruling it out.

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BobanMarjanovic
12/31/19 5:27:58 AM
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Close your account

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NeonOctopus
12/31/19 5:38:02 AM
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NeonOctopus
12/31/19 5:43:14 AM
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Spooking posted...
I haven't thought about it, but this thread gives me some ideas. Thank you.

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sauceje
12/31/19 6:03:55 AM
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Oh geez I hope not, I'm spending New Years with my family.
Are you gonna fix your sig for the new year Neon

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LinkPizza
12/31/19 6:05:15 AM
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I mean, we'll have sex around then. But I can't say mid-thrust because I don't know if their family will be around or not...
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NeonOctopus
12/31/19 6:07:29 AM
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sauceje posted...
Oh geez I hope not, I'm spending New Years with my family.
Are you gonna fix your sig for the new year Neon

I really should >_> But imgur refuses to work for me. I gotta find another image hosting site
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NeonOctopus
12/31/19 10:31:30 AM
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EverDownward
12/31/19 10:44:56 AM
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No joke, instead of a ball dropping at midnight we drop a pickle - because our town is known for our widely distributed "Mt. Olive Pickles."

Somebody gonna be dropping some pickles tonight, for sure

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WameisJinston
12/31/19 10:49:42 AM
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Usually start a little before and then save the rest of the act for after midnight.

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NeonOctopus
12/31/19 5:24:34 PM
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NeonOctopus
01/01/20 5:28:38 AM
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MuayThai85
01/01/20 6:59:15 AM
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It was the plan but both the wife and I got the flu. I've spent the majority of the last 5 days in bed.

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AlisLandale
01/01/20 7:03:48 AM
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I was in bed with my wife when the clock struck 2020.

of course, I was browsing CE and she was playing some mobile game where shes a concubine trying to seduce the emperor of an ambiguously Asian nation.

when the EST struck 2020 i was halfway through an episode of Ultraman Taiga and the wife was asleep because she stayed up too late playing that phone game.

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jalawa_aloo
01/01/20 9:28:32 AM
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uh oh! it's neawwy 2020 uwu you know what that means time to bust the wast nut of the decade hehe~

so get youw pawty hats find youw daddy and make youw 2019 go out with a bang
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