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I work for a small, family run pest control company, mostly just spraying the baseboards for ants and checking for termites, so we don't use any heavy duty pesticides or anything.

There's this disgusting dive bar we service once a month that goes through bartender ladies constantly. They got a new one again last month, and she freaked out when she saw me come in, and looked all twitchy the whole time I was there.
After a few minutes of me spraying around, she says to one of the guys there "Ughhh, I just can't be around this stuff anymore, I gotta go outside and get some fresh air."

She went outside and had a cigarette lololol.

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