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LookANinja 12/31/19 6:11:00 PM #1: |
And how many people actually hire them just to have someone there at midnight...
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Lonestar2000 12/31/19 6:12:41 PM #2: |
IDK, ask your mom.
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nevershine 12/31/19 6:13:56 PM #3: |
I bel they taste like cigarettes
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vigorm0rtis 12/31/19 6:14:38 PM #4: |
Huh. Never thought about it. Might be a good story hook, though.
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LookANinja 12/31/19 6:22:05 PM #5: |
vigorm0rtis posted...
Huh. Never thought about it. Might be a good story hook, though.So it's New Years Eve, being a lonely man, i hired a hooker just to have someone at midnight. However, being the affluent, yet lonely man, i decided to spring for extra. On top of the substantial New Years Eve charge, i paid extra to have her dress up in an outfit of my choice. Being a gamer, i chose for her to dress up in a Dota Crystal Maiden outfit. The moment arrives. I let her inside, and show her the outfit, lo and behold, she recognized it, and is quickly excited to put it on. She runs her hands under the sink to get them nice and cold for my enjoyment. As things are getting cold and heavy she asks me if i have any ice. Keep in mind, i have a sort of phobia with ice, cold is fine, but ice is a bit scary for me, except in my drinks, which is why the Crystal Maiden outfit served as a sort of "forbidden fruit." I told her there was ice in the freezer and she immediately came out throwing ice cubes at me screaming "ICE IS NICE." I'd never been so terrified and turned on. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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