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UnfairRepresent
01/02/20 5:38:56 PM
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Would you take it?


Money is tax free but if you take it then the morning after having sex with someone, they will transform from being a human to being a dog.

This process is irreversible

https://i.imgur.com/eCDb12o.jpg

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yunalenne10
01/02/20 5:43:17 PM
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Fuck bitches, get money.

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The_Korey
01/02/20 5:45:10 PM
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TheGoldenEel
01/02/20 5:45:39 PM
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I wouldnt take it, but I would watch a movie based on this premise

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YugiNoob
01/02/20 5:46:52 PM
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yunalenne10 posted...
Fuck bitches, get money.
Fuck bitches, get bitches ;)

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Dark_SilverX
01/02/20 5:47:58 PM
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There are some individuals out there that will continue to have intercourse with that "person" even after the transformation. It's like a Furry's dream come true.

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HannibalBarca3
01/02/20 5:58:14 PM
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Dark_SilverX posted...
There are some individuals out there that will continue to have intercourse with that "person" even after the transformation. It's like a Furry's dream come true.
I think you mean a zoophile's dream come true.

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DeathVelvien
01/02/20 6:02:03 PM
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So, I get money, and nothing actually changes

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UnfairRepresent
01/03/20 5:03:51 AM
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DeathVelvien posted...
So, I get money, and nothing actually changes

Except anyone you have sex with becomes a dog
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_Matchabuu_
01/03/20 5:05:20 AM
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HannibalBarca3 posted...
I think you mean a zoophile's dream come true.



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SuperVegito2487
01/03/20 5:08:41 AM
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9mil and nothing changes?

Ill take it.

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The_Korey
01/03/20 5:59:39 AM
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HannibalBarca3 posted...
I think you mean a zoophile's dream come true.

Seeing as lower levels supposedly start out with no sexual desire, ain't zoophile the final evolution of furries?

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Sada_Pop
01/03/20 6:16:09 AM
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DeathVelvien posted...
So, I get money, and nothing actually changes
Lol

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Kraidette
01/03/20 6:26:17 AM
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You guys are getting paid for this?

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HashtagTartarus
01/04/20 7:45:12 AM
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aki_sora
01/04/20 7:47:44 AM
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Easy deal
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Silver Bearings
01/04/20 7:49:35 AM
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Does this "sex" specifically refer to intercourse?

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UnfairRepresent
01/04/20 7:50:58 AM
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Silver Bearings posted...
Does this "sex" specifically refer to intercourse?

vaginal, anal, oral

Hand/boob stuff is okay
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Ic3Bullet
01/04/20 7:52:14 AM
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I busted out laughing at the topic title.

Which is precisely why these types of topic should't be moddable. They've never annoyed me, and the funny ones only add value to the board.

Edit: LOL! I didn't even see the pic in the OP.
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Stagmar
01/04/20 9:08:22 AM
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DeathVelvien posted...
So, I get money, and nothing actually changes


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VTBM
01/04/20 9:15:26 AM
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Stagmar posted...
DeathVelvien posted...

So, I get money, and nothing actually changes


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gguirao
01/04/20 12:12:38 PM
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Deal. I'm never having sex, anyway.

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Vicious_Dios
01/04/20 12:16:44 PM
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Oh, God.

Think of the furries who will give themselves auto fellatio after taking this deal.

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KogaSteelfang
01/04/20 12:18:07 PM
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Not like I'll ever be with anyone anyway. So sure.

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Zelda_Aran
01/04/20 12:20:48 PM
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No, because you are essentially committing murder and would end up in jail.

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UnfairRepresent
01/04/20 12:30:46 PM
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Vicious_Dios posted...
Oh, God.

Think of the furries who will give themselves auto fellatio after taking this deal.

Doesn't work on yourself

Zelda_Aran posted...
No, because you are essentially committing murder


yes

and would end up in jail.


I doubt it

How would they pin it on you?
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Vicious_Dios
01/04/20 12:31:49 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Doesn't work on yourself

Like that will stop them.

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Zelda_Aran
01/04/20 12:43:21 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I doubt it

How would they pin it on you?
It would be difficult, since it's supernatural shit. But still, someone would go missing and your place was the last place they were seen alive, which would place you as the prime suspect. You'd be in the news and you'd be incredibly unpopular, which, IMO, isn't worth the dough (not to mention the dough you'd have to spend on legal fees, security, etc)

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Puglia77
01/04/20 12:47:15 PM
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My waifu is a dog, so
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Solid Snake07
01/04/20 12:47:53 PM
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Sounds fun

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BigG777
01/04/20 12:49:14 PM
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KogaSteelfang posted...
Not like I'll ever be with anyone anyway. So sure.


gguirao posted...
Deal. I'm never having sex, anyway.

Id normally agree but they say being rich causes the bitches to flock to you.

You take the money and it will get you laid. Props to TC for this genius trap of a question.
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UnfairRepresent
01/04/20 12:54:43 PM
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Zelda_Aran posted...

It would be difficult, since it's supernatural shit. But still, someone would go missing and your place was the last place they were seen alive, which would place you as the prime suspect. You'd be in the news and you'd be incredibly unpopular, which, IMO, isn't worth the dough (not to mention the dough you'd have to spend on legal fees, security, etc)

Who saw them at your place aside from you?
And even of they did, them last being at your place isnt a crime

Otherwise the last people to see kidnap victims will all be arrested
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Zelda_Aran
01/04/20 1:05:19 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Who saw them at your place aside from you?
And even of they did, them last being at your place isnt a crime

Otherwise the last people to see kidnap victims will all be arrested
They text their BFF or mom "heading to TC's place. See you tomorrow!"

But they never return.

Sure, you wouldn't necessarily be arrested. But like i said earlier, you'd be in the news in an unfavorable light and most people would probably hate you or not trust you anymore (and for good reason, because you are a murderer, even if they can't prove it). You also have to live with a guilty conscience, but that will vary from person-to-person.

No matter how you cut it, it's a f***ed up path to take and you'd be much better off if you didn't take the $9 million.

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FortuneCookie
01/04/20 1:05:58 PM
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It's not bestiality as long as she maintains her human IQ.

Just throwing that out there.

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UnfairRepresent
01/04/20 1:07:38 PM
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Zelda_Aran posted...

They text their BFF or mom "heading to TC's place. See you tomorrow!"

But they never return.

Sure, you wouldn't necessarily be arrested. But like i said earlier, you'd be in the news in an unfavorable light and most people would probably hate you or not trust you anymore (and for good reason, because you are a murderer, even if they can't prove it). You also have to live with a guilty conscience, but that will vary from person-to-person.

No matter how you cut it, it's a f***ed up path to take and you'd be much better off if you didn't take the $9 million.

I agree entirely you're an evil murderer if you take it, its morally repugnant

But where I disagree is I don't think you'd ever be caught or go to prison

Even if you confessed to it , they would just think you're insane
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Zelda_Aran
01/04/20 1:34:01 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
I agree entirely you're an evil murderer if you take it, its morally repugnant

But where I disagree is I don't think you'd ever be caught or go to prison

Even if you confessed to it , they would just think you're insane
For sure! I guess i meant to say that it's less likely you'd go to prison, due to the supernatural nature of the crime. But it's moreso living with the consequences. You'd never live a normal life again.

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HashtagTartarus
01/04/20 1:37:37 PM
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FortuneCookie posted...
It's not bestiality as long as she maintains her human IQ.

Just throwing that out there.

Mods don't care. Even if she has two legs, speaks perfect English, and is a member of the legendary mercenary crew Star Fox, the mods could still suspend you because they don't fully understand what it means to consent to sex. That's kind of scary, don't you think? I wouldn't let my daughter date a GameFAQs mod.

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FortuneCookie
01/04/20 1:46:00 PM
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Has anyone ever been suspended for announcing their attraction toward a Star Fox character?

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Tired-Insomniac
01/04/20 1:47:24 PM
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HashtagTartarus posted...
Sure

Was waiting for this

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Gobstoppers12
01/04/20 1:55:35 PM
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The_Korey posted...
Seeing as lower levels supposedly start out with no sexual desire, ain't zoophile the final evolution of furries?
No. There's a huge difference between liking cartoon animal people and wanting to bang the family dog. They're totally different tech paths. Sometimes there's overlap, but it's not directly related.

Not that I know anything about furries.

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DarkChozoGhost
01/04/20 2:59:30 PM
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On the plus side if you did get caught and go to prison, nobody would try to rape you.

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FortuneCookie
01/04/20 3:00:05 PM
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I wouldn't have sex with a real animal. They lack intelligence and consent is dubious at best. You're just manipulating an animal's basic instincts.

I stick to the cartoon characters that are sapient and have humanoid speech or facial expressions.

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