Poll of the Day > Terrified MAN and his GOAT were KIDNAPPED while SLEEPING in his TRUCK!!!

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40 y/o CAREER CRIMINAL, Brandon Kirby from Oklahoma stole a pickup truck with a sleeping man and his GOAT inside of it and drove all the way from Missouri to Oklahoma before releasing the terrified victim and the animal

The victim said he had fallen asleep in the back of his truck while the driver went into an ADULT VIDEO STORE in Carthage, Missouri

When he awaoke, the maked man was named to be Kirby and was driving the truck and pointing a GUN at his head

Kirby drove through Kansas and through several cities in a 130 mile ordeal as he took METH and PISTOL WHIPPED the victim and continued to threaten him

He was finally busted in Oklahoma when he left the passenger and his goat out of the truck and he called 911

A Creek County deputy was able to deploy the stop sticks to slow the vehicle down and effectiveley maneuvered the vehicle to disable it

He ran across 412 highway and dropped a handgun on the way as they finally located him in the woods

Kirby is arrested on kidnapping, pointing a firearm and being a felon in possession of a firearm

The victim is fine and he and his goat are back in Missouri

The Sand Springs police dept joked on fb writing "OK 2020, it only took you 4.5 hours to get wewird. Let's slow down on the carjacking goatnapping calls for the remainder of the year"

Do you think Goats should be domesticated?.

The Goat -

https://i.imgur.com/d81CRHt.jpg

Kirby - Carjacker

https://i.imgur.com/qkmndxv.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/5eFhstk.jpg

The truck -

https://i.imgur.com/lbk6VEZ.jpg
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Goats are domesticated.
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What a silly Billy.

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Dude, what are you in for?

I kid napped a goat? Get it? Kid napped?

Gets shanked.

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Something something bestiality joke.

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Meth will make you do things like that, it should never be legal.
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Full Throttle posted...

When he awaoke, the maked man was named to be Kirby and was driving the truck and pointing a GUN at his head

Now, the bold is obviously a typo, but I legit can't tell if the typo is that there's a missing "s" between "a" and "k" or if "m" is supposed to be a "n"

:D

I want a baby goat as a pet.

Actually I wanna go to one of those yoga goat things, they are so cute. Yoga with baby goats. I had a friend who brought his daughter. It looked so fun.

Seems creepy to go without a kid though, but I think there are yoga classes with them, I could do that...but I don't do yoga at all, so I guess I should practice lol.

Oh the things I will do for time with baby goats.

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