Current Events > You have to serve in a maximum security womens or minimum security mens prison

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UnfairRepresent
01/03/20 8:45:10 AM
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Which prison would you choose


Whoops! You just committed a felony and have been sentenced to 7 years in a minimum security prison.

Your lawyer says you may only serve 5 if you're good.

She also says that she pulled some strings and can get you to serve your sentence in another prison.

You look at it and go "B-but... that's a maximum security prison for serious offenders?"

"A maximum security womens prison " she retorts

And you realize she is right.

https://i.imgur.com/ZiJE3ie.jpg

What would you pick?
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specialkid8
01/03/20 8:46:01 AM
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This sounds like a Pauly Shore movie.
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Ultima Dragon
01/03/20 8:50:08 AM
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specialkid8 posted...
This sounds like a Pauly Shore movie.

Lol.

I'd take the minimum security men's prison tbh. A lot of the women in the maximum security are fucking scary. Like 200+ lbs, face tattoos, etc. They could easily make me their bitch lol.

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The_Korey
01/03/20 8:59:03 AM
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Women's. Even if they're all seriously unattractive, at least I never have to worry about getting a dick in my ass.

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Unit7
01/03/20 9:00:05 AM
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The_Korey posted...
Women's. Even if they're all seriously unattractive, at least I never have to worry about getting a dick in my ass.

Youd just have to worry about everything else that could go up there...
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The_Korey
01/03/20 9:00:33 AM
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