Board 8 > I need B8 to weigh in on the quality of a pun.

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Anagram
01/05/20 10:47:47 PM
#1:


The scenario is that we're arguing about whether or not a plant can see us. We needed a plant pun that included either eyeballs or cameras to make hte pun work. I said lensender (lavender + lens), everyone else said it was a bad pun.

Good or bad?

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bwburke94
01/05/20 10:49:04 PM
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Not really a pun at all.

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Forceful_Dragon
01/05/20 10:49:24 PM
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It's not great

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GildedFool
01/05/20 10:53:05 PM
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You'd have better luck if the scenario took place in the desert.

Then at least you'd have cacteyes.

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Lolo_Guru
01/05/20 10:54:13 PM
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GildedFool posted...
You'd have better luck if the scenario took place in the desert.

Then at least you'd have cacteyes.
Nice

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GildedFool
01/05/20 10:54:49 PM
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I would also accept the scenario happening in the ocean.

There you have see weed.

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ChaosTonyV4
01/05/20 10:57:13 PM
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Eye-vy

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ZaziGuado
01/05/20 11:04:11 PM
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Lensvender would've made it more obvious, though still bad.

First thing that came to my mind other than that was Dand-eye-lion.

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paperwarior
01/05/20 11:05:27 PM
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That's barely a portmanteau, much less a pun.

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NBIceman
01/05/20 11:06:34 PM
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Venus eye-trap

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StealThisSheen
01/05/20 11:11:11 PM
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Yeah that's really bad and not even an actual pun

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01/05/20 11:11:12 PM
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That's pretty bad, and not in the good way.

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NFUN
01/05/20 11:31:18 PM
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awful

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JONALEON1
01/05/20 11:56:46 PM
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eye-ris

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Lolo_Guru
01/06/20 12:00:49 AM
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That reminds me of the old one about the gardener who though his garden was spying on him.

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Dels
01/06/20 12:14:12 AM
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bad
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CassandraCain
01/06/20 12:22:01 AM
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GildedFool posted...
You'd have better luck if the scenario took place in the desert.

Then at least you'd have cacteyes.

GildedFool posted...
I would also accept the scenario happening in the ocean.

There you have see weed.

Absolutely wins the topic. Anagram learn from this man.

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HaRRicH
01/06/20 12:24:11 AM
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Anagram posted...
We needed a plant pun

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bryans7
01/06/20 12:24:36 AM
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NBIceman posted...
Venus eye-trap

I like this one best.

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Ashethan
01/06/20 12:40:42 AM
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Was poison eye-vy too obvious?

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Raka_Putra
01/06/20 12:59:14 AM
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One of the worst I've seen lately.

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LeonhartFour
01/06/20 1:04:57 AM
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Anagram
01/06/20 1:10:32 AM
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LeonhartFour posted...
has playing Ace Attorney taught you nothing
I can't match the minds who brought us characters like Sal Manella.

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Snrkiko
01/06/20 2:46:09 AM
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oh dear

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GTM
01/06/20 3:27:26 AM
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Not a pun but those hills have eyes

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Corrik7
01/06/20 8:34:40 AM
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Anagram posted...
The scenario is that we're arguing about whether or not a plant can see us. We needed a plant pun that included either eyeballs or cameras to make hte pun work. I said lensender (lavender + lens), everyone else said it was a bad pun.

Good or bad?
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MoogleKupo141
01/06/20 9:02:22 AM
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why did you need a plant pun? I dont get this scenario youre in

everyones right that you really biffed it
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Wedge Antilles
01/06/20 9:04:18 AM
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Leyelac

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HanOfTheNekos
01/06/20 9:53:02 AM
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Maybe you should pull out your phone and watch a Vine.

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StifledSilence
01/06/20 9:57:17 AM
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The plant totally saw you through photoSEEnthesis.

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Lopen
01/06/20 10:48:03 AM
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So I mean the point of a pun is you substitute one word/part of a word with a similar sounding word to give it a double meaning of sorts. Like this is so far off I suspect you might not actually know what a pun is.

Lens doesn't sound like Lav at all aside from both starting with L which is not sufficient.

Was this in text only? It might make some slight sense to think of it there. If it was over text my tip to you would be to say your pun attempts out loud before making them.

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Lopen
01/06/20 11:24:17 AM
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You know I've been thinking about it.

Even if the premise is that you absolutely must pun Lavender + Lens...

Isn't Lalensder better? I mean it's still a terrible pun but...

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Ashethan
01/06/20 11:38:58 AM
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Lopen posted...
Isn't Lalensder better? I mean it's still a terrible pun but...

Or Lavlensder

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HaRRicH
01/06/20 12:12:41 PM
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You're both on the right track, but the best way to polish this turd is lavlenser.

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